Chapter 367: Lychee
The shopkeeper who asked the four chickens: "So hurry up and prepare for us, it seems that our family is eating today, the environment is really spacious and very comfortable." ”
Pig Head San was a little proud now, and after he got my hint, he began to perform in front of me: "Miss, do you want me to wait for Niu Ba and Ah Wu Donkey to come back in front of the door." Why don't you eat first, Miss, it's not good if you're hungry, we'll leave some food for them later, a place as big as Jiangnan Inn will make up for them at the last table, but today we are here to eat, they are not here to eat, we can let go of eating. ”
I looked down and pondered for a moment, trying to say, "That's fine." If they don't come back after ten minutes, we don't have to wait for them, we will call the shopkeeper to eat before, prepare a table of wine for them, and give them pressure to run errands. ”
After the third pig got my order, he turned his portrait and said to the shopkeeper next to him: "Now listen to our young lady, and now prepare the pre-booked wine and food for us immediately." Later, we will prepare a table for our two brothers and order one for them to the same standard. ”
It makes us feel strange that the shopkeeper spoke a little hesitantly, and with a slightly apologetic word, he said humbly: "Miss, we are not the only one we have booked a banquet today, and several guests upstairs have said that they want to eat downstairs." So the conversation time may be a little slow, and we have prepared your food and drinks in advance. The banquet of the two brothers may come up a little slower, but it will not be delayed for too long, please rest assured. ”
When I heard this, I raised my eyebrows, and I felt as if there was something in the words, but I didn't expect that a few upstairs families would also come down to eat together, as if a few upstairs were also going down to eat, maybe what we said just now had achieved its due effect.
I nodded nonchalantly, as if I wasn't at all surprised by the information he provided.
You Siji greeted: "Our young lady is a big family, so where is our lord from, we will wait for a while to change," When he finished saying this, he slapped the table with both hands, making him very angry about this matter, and he was insulted for not eating in such a timely manner, and he couldn't hate it. He has fully developed the excellent image of a dogleg.
Rough language said: "Our young lady is a precious person, and our old man treats her as a treasure in front of our young lady, and my family has never suffered a trace of insult." The first time I came to your Jiangnan Inn, I actually talked about such treatment, it was simply an insult to our Sima family! Call that boss over, he has a good theory with the boss! ”
He showed an image of a flamboyant and domineering dog, and his image made people gnash their teeth.
I didn't say a word next to him, and let him play freely. The more brutal and willful the girl, the more unruly and willful the girl, the more unruly and unruly, and the conscience and love are all taken away by the dog. So when I usually want to play such a role, I always want to laugh secretly in my heart, these brothers are very ideal, but this image of a dog's leg is also very in line with their image.
Deng Xiaoer of Jiangnan Inn is not a bully master, the shop Xiaoer here inherits the virtue of their organization Situ Deng, is clothes, although he is humble on the surface, but he has this proud state in his bones. It's exactly the same, what kind of person inherits what kind of apprentice.
And this kind of strange thing, the telemarketing here is all like a martial arts image, and today there is a white towel hanging on his shoulder, which is completely in line with the image of the traditional shopkeeper. But I'm sure they look like a martial artist, and maybe that white towel is one of their weapons.
I don't know if my brothers can feel it, the eyes observe the small road, the little horse six can keep a certain distance from the shopkeeper, he keeps a distance, from his awareness of self-safety, everyone also feels a kind of martial arts spirit from the body of the telemarketing, running for survival is always our most direct ability.
The shopkeeper said respectfully: "We won't do this guest officer, we are all guests in Jiangnan Inn, and our organization requires us to serve every guest who comes to Jiangnan Inn, no matter what identity he comes from." Of course, since the people who can come to Jiangnan Inn are our friends, and Miss's family affairs are prominent, we are even more flattered, let us flourish. Please have a large number of Miss Lady, we try to prepare the most adequate and safest meals for Miss Lady. Just now, a few temporary guests were notified to come downstairs to eat, so we 1 was in a hurry to prepare, please forgive me. ”
This shopkeeper is completely reasonable, not humble, nor too emotional, and does not feel that he is a sad position. On the contrary, I think it is a very fair state, which is a little inconsistent with his identity setting.
I heard him say this, as a brutal lady at that time, your nature should be messing around, if you don't mess around, how can you show your brutal nature?
I slapped the table impatiently.
Pig Tousan is always a cute character, but it doesn't mean that he sometimes has a stingy mouth: "Miss is angry now, hurry up and prepare it." Let you serve us well, the money that Miss saves you may be able to earn enough money for a year's business, not to mention anything else, several war~lords are all friends of our master's family, and you can't afford to mess with them! ”
The shopkeeper bowed his head respectfully and said, "Yes, the little one has been notified that he has brought the food on his back, and the meals of the other two brothers have been prepared, come at any time, and you can serve at any time." He tried to be as complete and complete as he could.
I was a rude lady, my chopsticks hit the table, one by one, indicating that my patience was limited enough, and I shouted loudly: "I want to eat lychees now, hurry up and prepare lychees for me." This girl is going to eat now. ”
Now that it's late autumn, he has a problem, saying that it is a problem that is completely stuck with him, since he wants to play the princess of the barbarian, it must be surprising, and it is really hateful not to make the other party feel unruly.
Sure enough.
The shopkeeper's face changed, and he didn't expect me to come up with such a question: "Hello Miss, it has now entered late autumn, this season, this season is probably difficult to eat lychee, lychee belongs to tropical products, other production is in the south, generally it matures in July and August." So I'm sorry, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat lychees at this time. Miss, we also have seasonal fruits on our side, I don't know if you think about it, such as apples such as Sydney, and some special fruits, cherries can be provided. ”
I don't need to play the following words at all, because Pig Tousan has already snatched this topic, and he finally found a topic that can be played and shows his ferocity.
I saw the pig's head three feet on the stool, with both hands on the waist, saliva falling one after another, as if something big was going to happen, as if it was a great insult to life, one hand slapped on the table and shouted loudly: "Just because of my God, I actually gave us our young lady likes to eat lychees, I don't know what our young lady can't eat, she has to eat everything, even if the lychee is pasted, you have to pick it off for me, even if he wants the moonlight, You all pluck the moon for me, don't you Jiangnan Inn claim to have everything? There is nothing strange and nothing that can be obtained from all over the world, can't you even get a small lychee? It's just that you don't take our young lady seriously, are you sure that's how you do this? ”
His saliva fell as he spoke, lest I couldn't help but cover my head with my fingers, so as to avoid the harm of his saliva.
At this time, I was already completely involved in the play, and I felt that I was full of hind legs, and I really thought that I was not afraid of heaven and earth, and I was really a terrible bodyguard of the Situ family. It becomes self-righteous without the slightest flicker, and it is as self-righteous as it is true.
His performance has added a new partner, that is, Oil Four Chicken.
Tonight is a look of excitement and is not afraid of causing trouble, he comes from an exaggerated and strong nature, his mouth is crooked and can not be crooked, which may show his strong side, he joined hands with the pig head three to perform.
His astonishing remarks directly shocked us: "If you don't send lychees to our young lady as required, believe it or not, our gang will burn you to the Jiangnan Inn, even if you sue to the ends of the earth, we will definitely be able to arrest people, go to heaven and earth, and don't want to escape from our Wuzhi Mountain." ”
I looked at the two of them in shock on the spot, the performance had exceeded expectations, their performance was a bit excessive, I couldn't help coughing, these two performed, this is completely the details of what is the Five Finger Mountain, what is the bottom, I am not a fairy, but Sun Wukong can not escape the Five Finger Mountain of the Buddha?
These people don't go through their brains when they talk, they say whatever they want, they don't think about it with their heads at all, and the emotions that have been suppressed in their hearts for too long can be vented. In the past, we always played the role of Qiu Er in front of others, and when I didn't have to be able to play the role they longed for, their acting skills got a enough explosion.
Deep down, they aspire to be such a person, to be a strong person, to be a strong person, to be a person who is not looked down upon by others.
I watched my brothers' exaggerated performances, but I didn't try too much to stop them, and my life was a short life. Everybody has the type of person they want to be, and no matter what, they're trying to play that person.
I suddenly wanted to laugh, I suddenly wanted to cry.
When will my brother be the kind of person they want to be? How nice it would be to be someone who really has a power in their minds. I want to give them that kind of support, give them that kind of confidence.
Of course, I knew that the lychee would definitely not be able to get it, because it was not something he had produced in the first month, but it was just a matter of embarrassment for them.
It's called nonsense.
Of course, if you do enough to do good things, you have to point to the end, if you do too much, you will cross the line, and the closer you are, the worse it will end, and it will be difficult to go down the steps.
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So I have to put this matter away, and said lightly: "It seems that Jiangnan Inn is just like this, but it is a legend on the rivers and lakes, so you can't even take out the lychee, so give me apples." ”