Chapter 113: Brother-in-law
Yu Qiuyue, who was scolded, didn't dare to say anything, and followed behind Zhou Ling, fortunately, there are not many living corpses here, there are only a few scattered here, most of them are attracted to the front, and the distance on the track and field track is too far, so the three of them came to a wall without danger, as long as they climb over, it means that they are really out of the school gate.
"Step on the stones, I'll let you go up!"
Unexpectedly, under the root of this wall, there was a big stone humanely, needless to say, I knew that there were often students from here, Zhou Ling immediately stepped on it, with Zhou Hao's help, she easily reached the top of the wall, and the two little feet fluttered and fluttered up to the wall.
"Come on, why are you stunned?"
Yu Qiuyue also hurriedly drew a scoop according to the gourd, stepped on the stone, Zhou Hao adhered to the service concept of treating everyone equally, and held her buttocks with both hands without any scruples, even if she was ready, she still exclaimed in shame, and her face inevitably flew a touch of crimson.
Zhou Hao was very shameless, secretly pinched it, and suddenly frowned, Yu Qiuyue's ass and Zhou Ling's are not at the same level at all, and the difference between the two is like the difference between grapefruit and papaya, which is simply elastic.
But this is not the time to be a hooligan, Zhou Ling quickly pulled her up, and after a while, her entire forehead was covered with sweat, and she didn't know if she was tired.
Zhou Hao took a few steps back, and went upstairs with a jog of errands, and his movements were so neat that he couldn't find fault.
"Let's go, it's safe to enter the woods."
Zhou Hao stood on the wall and glanced in the direction of the boys' dormitory, but was blocked by the building in the middle, and he didn't know what the situation was now, so he jumped down, and a group of people quickly drilled into the forest.
"Be careful, if you are bitten by some poisonous snake or mouse, the gods will not be able to save you."
Like in the previous winter, it was definitely impossible to have snakes, they all hibernate in caves, how could they have the leisure to come out to play, but the corpse snakes are not necessarily, and they all do not abide by the rules of nature.
Stepping on the forest with one foot deep and one foot shallow, there was no road to make a road with a fire axe, fortunately there were some withered branches and vines, and it didn't take much effort, just walked for almost half an hour, and still couldn't see the road ahead, which made Zhou Hao wonder for a while, from the school, this forest is not big at all, and it should have been walked through a long time ago.
"It doesn't make sense, why did you walk for so long?"
"Maybe we're too slow."
"No way, no matter how slow it is, it's going to be over, I'll climb the tree and see, you guys are waiting below, call me immediately if there's anything."
Saying that, he found a bigger tree, climbed to the top like a monkey, and at a glance he realized that it was really because the speed was too slow, and the road was rugged and there was too much time to go around in the middle, and it took him half a day to walk in the middle of the forest, but fortunately he could see the road above, and it was estimated that it would not take long to get out.
"There's a living corpse coming, Brother Hao!"
Zhou Ling shouted in a low voice below, he quickly slid down the trunk of the tree, beckoned the two women to hide behind the tree, and glanced in the direction they pointed, and sure enough, there were several swaying figures walking through the dense forest, covered with dirty blood.
"Shh
Zhou Hao put a finger to his mouth, pointed over there, motioned for the two of them to hide, and then took out the fire axe and touched it.
"it!"
Unexpectedly, those living corpses actually spit out words, and Zhou Hao, who was about to make a move, "chuckled" in his heart, the living corpses who could speak were definitely not ordinary people, and he immediately slashed at the goods.
"Ding!"
The living corpse actually took out a steel pipe to block it in front of him, and the huge impact directly cut the steel pipe to the ground.
"How many of you are cosplaying here? Grass Mud Made! β
Zhou Hao scolded angrily, these "living corpses" were all black and white with big eyes, and they looked panicked and looked like normal people, if he hadn't restrained some of his strength, the living corpses would have died unjustly in front of him.
"We... We are alive, big brother, let's put away the axe. β
The thing that was pointed at by the axe didn't dare to make a sound at all, or the little fat man next to him who looked a little naΓ―ve and stammered to Zhou Hao.
"Three fools, so pretending to be your Made's living corpse, you think that this way the other living corpses won't bite you?"
Zhou Hao scolded them angrily, in his opinion, these three people are just pretending to be smart, they are just fools who fucking open the door to the fools, and the fools have arrived home.
But the little fat man cautiously said: "It's not that we're afraid of living corpses, we're afraid of that bloodsucking girl, if we hadn't smeared so much blood on our bodies, that girl might have followed us into the woods..."
Hearing him say this, Zhou Hao understood, pinned the axe behind him, waved his hand impatiently and said: "Okay, okay, hurry up, delay labor time, find a place to change clothes, otherwise I will have to cut you if I meet you again." β
"Yes, yes, yes..."
The little fat man hurriedly agreed, and pulled the young man who was still stunned back, but the man said coldly and suspiciously: "Are you Zhou Hao?" β
"Huh?"
Zhou Hao turned his head, and looked at this young man, who looked very good, with a height of one meter seven, a tall nose, and eyes at the level of Kazlan, it is estimated that he is quite popular with girls in school.
"Don't tell me you're Yin Zhiwen, I knew him in high school, unless you go to South Korea, otherwise that thing will never grow into what you are now."
He squinted his eyes, Yin Zhiwen looked so different from his sister at the beginning, he even wondered if the two of them were born by the same mother, and sure enough, the young man hurriedly said excitedly:
"No, no, I'm not Brother Wen, I'm his cousin, Brother Hao, you forgot, I was there when you went to Sister Hui's house, you praised me for being handsome at that time, and I will definitely be the same as you when I grow up!"
Zhou Hao's old face suddenly turned red, it seems that he still likes to lie too much before, no matter how handsome he looks, there is an insurmountable gap between him and himself after all, after all, he looked at him again, and there seemed to be a really little impression in his mind, when the young man saw him like this, he immediately licked his face and came over.
"Brother-in-law, I'm looking for you so hard, you don't know, we have been trapped in the school for months, and all the people inside have become zombies, just like making a movie, we bite people when we see them, if it weren't for a few of us who are smart, it is estimated that we would have died in the mouth of zombies."
Zhou Hao glanced at Zhou Ling, who was walking over slowly, and when he saw her expressionless, he knew that he must have heard it all, and scolded the young man incoherently:
"Brother-in-law... No, what's your name, don't be a big mouth, your sister and I are innocent, and we have been divorced a long time ago... It's been a long time since you broke up, and you're a former brother-in-law. β
"My name is Yin Kai, you can just call me Kaizi, why are you two stunned, my brother-in-law is your brother-in-law, hurry up and call your ex-brother-in-law."
"Ex-brother-in-law!"
The other two people grinned, Zhou Hao's mind immediately darkened, this wave is a blood loss, needless to say, the three cheap brother-in-laws who met halfway were planning to rely on him.
"Excuse me, no, flat, alas, where should you go on your horse, you have been here with me for so long, get out of here..."
Yin Kai's eyes rolled around, he just hugged his thighs and didn't leave, his mouth was deflated, just like the birth of an actor, he said aggrievedly:
"Brother-in-law, you can't ignore me, if you drive us away, you will force us to death, brother-in-law, please, take us with you."
Zhou Hao was just about to get angry and was about to get rid of these shameless goods, but he didn't expect Zhou Ling to smile and say, "You are Su Qin's younger brother." β
"Su Qin?"
Yin Kai changed the grievances he had just pretended, and even wiped a few tears that had been squeezed out of the corners of his eyes, and said with a puzzled face: "Who is Su Qin?" My sister is Yin Junhui. β
Zhou Ling's eyes immediately turned cold for dozens of degrees, and he didn't even look at Zhou Hao, Yin Kai reacted at that time, raised his eyebrows and smiled at Zhou Hao, who made an OK gesture to him like eating a dead fly, it doesn't matter what else, just ask him to tell the truth.
"You're your brother-in-law and sister-in-law."
Yin Kai said hello with a hippie smile, and the strange title made Zhou Ling react for a long time, "My sister and Brother Hao have broken up when they were in high school, nothing has happened, I guarantee with my conscience." β
"Huh."
Zhou Ling sneered, not at all like her before, Zhou Hao quickly opened the topic, and hurriedly asked Yin Kai: "Yin Zhiwen, why didn't he join you." β
Yin Kai's face changed, and even his expression fell, shaking his head and stumbling: "He... I've heard that he seems to be one of the first people to turn into a monster, and he has long been given by others... Killed..."
"Ugh."
Zhou Hao sighed, the first group of people to be infected with the virus were simply flying into trouble, maybe they couldn't see the sun tomorrow when they were asleep, and no one was powerless to change, but compared to the survivors who were struggling in the apocalypse, they at least didn't experience a trace of pain.
After being silent for a long time, Zhou Hao pretended to be fierce and said to the three of them: "It's not impossible to follow me, but you have to think about it, I won't protect you, and if you drag me down, I will definitely not be merciful..."
"Rest assured."
Yin Kai raised his eyebrows and said happily: "We all know the rules, my two classmates, they are both men who and face outward, fight a zombie and dance, you can sell a cute or something if you have nothing to do, take us, you can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool, a proper three-headed mascot, attract wealth and treasure..."
"Alright, alright."
Zhou Hao hurriedly interrupted him, "Don't force it, if you don't go to sales, it's a big loss for the entire industry. β