Five kilometers away from Zhao's residence, there is a large and small farmhouse. Every evening after work, there is an endless stream of vehicles coming to eat.

However, there are always a few farmhouses with a booming business.

One of the most popular is a farmhouse called 'Laughter'. Recently, however, there has been a new farmhouse opposite 'Laughter', called: Laughter and Laughter.

It's a bit of a bad situation. Qian Xiaobo, the laughing boss, looked for the other side a few times, but the other party just didn't buy it. The two sides fought several war of words, but the business on the other side became more and more hot.

It's really weird.

This evening, however, the situation has changed.

The four young men ordered a beer in 'Laughter and Laughter', ordered two plates of fried peanuts, dragged the table to the center of the gate, and sat swaggeringly, bragging loudly.

On the table, there are four three-edged thorns with a cold light.

Someone came over to see the stance, turned around and left.

The laughing boss came out and said to let everyone move somewhere. Zhao Yiyi slapped the table, "Lao Tzu has a meal here, didn't give money or what?" ”

Not to mention, this time the money was really given, and the money was given in advance.

The laughing boss's face became gloomy, "Little brother, don't be too much." Otherwise, beware of flying into trouble. ”

"Come, I'm going to see how this scourge flies! You can't fly vertically! ”

The other three teenagers laughed.

The boss frowned and lowered his posture slightly: "How much is it, let's say a number." ”

Zhao Yiyi sneered, "Your boss is really interesting, let's just have a meal, what strange things are you talking about here." ”

Seeing this, the boss turned around and left.

A few minutes later, the alarm sounded, and two police cars roared in, crackling and jumping down six policemen, two of them with guns, and four of them came to collect the three-edged thorns of Zhao's four.

Zhao ignored it and continued to drink and eat peanuts.

The policeman leaned over and asked vigilantly, "What are you doing?" ”

Zhao Yiyi rolled his eyes: "Eat and drink, you have a problem with your eyes." ”

"Where did the three-edged thorn come from?"

"Triangular thorns?" Zhao and the four glanced at each other, and suddenly laughed.

"You four sit back and throw the three-edged thorns on the ground."

Zhao Yiyi pursed his lips and raised his hand to pull the three-edged thorn to the ground, "Here it is." Don't interfere with buddies drinking. I also studied law, and if the police detain ordinary people at will, they will also be punished. ”

Two policemen with guns looked at Zhao and four vigilantly, and two policemen picked up the three-edged thorn. Then, two policemen weighed it down and said to one of the gunmen, "Captain, this three-edged thorn is fake."

As he spoke, a policeman strained his hands, and with a click, the triangular thorn snapped, revealing the loose wood inside. A policeman scratched his fingernails and said carefully: "It seems to be made of sycamore wood, and this thing is not as hard as its nails." There is a layer of mirror stickers on the outside, which is a good technique. ”

"Tsk......" The captain was really a little speechless. looked at the stunned boss next to him, and then looked at Zhao Yiyi, who was also a little annoyed for a while.

Zhao Yiyi clapped his hands here, and Shi Shiran came to the front of the captain and took a sip of wine.

"Stand back!" The police were furious.

Zhao Yiyi smiled, "Comrade policeman, wooden weapons, is it illegal?" ”

The police do not speak.

Zhao Yiyi beckoned to the three younger brothers behind him, "Let's go, come back tomorrow!" ”

The police were helpless – there really wasn't a good legal clause for such a move.

The next day, Zhao Yiyi arrived as promised with his little brother; Soon the police came.

Zhao even beckoned the police to come over and drink. Today, it was beer again, and an extra plate of peanuts was added - the laughing boss didn't provide it, but the fat man who laughed did.

But today's beer is a bit too much, full of six mention, all of which are in glass bottles.

When the police came, they saw that there was not even a knife on the table, and the only metal item was a wine screwdriver, and they were very helpless for a while. But he was also a little unwilling, "You didn't bring wooden weapons today." ”

Zhao Yiyi glanced at the policeman with slanted eyes, snorted coldly, and slapped the chopsticks in front of the police: "Chopsticks can also kill people in the movie." Is this a weapon! ”

The policeman snorted coldly, "You've met the standard of disturbing the people, come with us." ”

"Let's go!" Zhao Yiyi got up without hesitation, but before turning around, he pushed all the beers to the ground.

There was a crackling explosion, beer foam flowing, and glass slag was all over the floor.

The policeman was not without temper, and immediately pointed to his feet: "It's cleaned up." ”

"No problem!" Zhao Yi smiled, "Boss, do you have a broom?" ”

Cleaning ...... It took more than an hour to be careful. Laughter and laughter This night's business is yellow again.

However, Zhao and his four were also taken away, and the police said that they would prosecute and compensate for the loss of laughter.

Then compensate. Zhao called Qian Xiaobo, the laughing boss. Qian Xiaobo immediately said: Brother Zhao is righteous in doing things, and Brother Zhao doesn't have to worry about this compensation.

Qian Xiaobo's compensation was very simple, and he didn't blink an eye for 100,000 yuan. Zhao and four were also released on bail. That night, I went to the door of laughter and laughter to drink.

This time, there were a lot of rules, everyone ordered a big meal and ordered six beers; The beers were all turned on and slipped on the floor.

The police came again, this time there were two policemen, and everyone looked at Zhao Yi crying and laughing. After tossing like this for more than ten days, the laughing boss couldn't hold on. Had to leave.

Qian Xiaobo found Zhao Yiyi, set up a banquet, and auctioned 50,000 cash on the spot. In front of Qian Xiaobo, Zhao Yiyi ordered 12,000 yuan for each of the three younger brothers, and he left 14,000 yuan.

"Brother Zhao is particular about things!" Qian Xiaobo stretched out his thumb, picked up the 600ml beer glass, and saluted Zhao Yiyi, "I'll do it first as respect." ”

After a few sips of 600ml beer, the atmosphere became warm. After being full of wine and food, Boss Qian whispered: "Brother Zhao, as soon as I saw you, a thought came to my mind. ”

"Oh? What is it? Zhao Yiyi crossed his legs and drank beer, responding casually.

"How can the golden scales be a thing in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds!"

Zhao Yiyi was very happy: "Ha, the boss is really joking." Forget about turning into a dragon, it's rushing to find death. That's good. ”

"No, no, no, Brother Zhao, if you say this, you will destroy your prestige. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that 'those who steal the hook will punish those who steal the country'. Didn't Chairman Chiang just steal the fruits of Mr. Sun's revolution? ”

Zhao Yiyi seemed to be moved. But after a while, Zhao Yiyi shook his head: "I think it's good now." I don't want to move yet. ”

After sending Zhao Yiyi away after dinner, Qian Xiaobo poured a glass of red wine, took a sip, and squinted at Zhao Yiren's departure with four hooked shoulders.