NO.52 Yu Yuan tells jokes
Gu Jingchen's thin lips opened slightly: "Impossible." ”
"You..."Gu's mother was angry, Gu Jingchen was growing up, how many times did she disobey her? Their mother and son have not had any unpleasantness in the past 20 years, but now, for this Jiang Yuxi, the son who has been raised by them for more than 20 years is going to fight against her!?
At this time, Gu's mother, who was in a rage, would have thought that the reason why their mother and son were harmonious in the past was because Gu's mother thought about Gu Jingchen everywhere, and her suggestions were also very reasonable, and she was a rational mother; The second is because what Gu's mother asked to do did not touch Gu Jingchen's bottom line.
But now, Jiang Yuxi is Gu Jingchen's bottom line, even if he is his biological mother, he can't touch it.
Luo Qingfu became a peacemaker at this time: "Auntie, don't be angry, since Brother Jingchen spoils his sister-in-law so much, we can't force him." ”
She raised her eyes and looked at Gu Jingchen and Jiang Yuxi again, and her voice was soft: "Brother Jingchen, sister-in-law, don't worry too much, aunt may not have a good grasp of proportion when she speaks in anger, but you also know what aunt is like, the knife mouth tofu heart..."
These words are also polite words on the surface, and several people know in their hearts that the words that Gu's mother scolded Jiang Yuxi came from their hearts, and Jiang Yuxi also listened to them in their hearts.
"That's... Auntie, let's go back, so we won't bother Jingchen's brother and sister-in-law. ”
Gu's mother is not a woman who does not know the times, since Luo Qingfu found her a step, she also went down this step: "Let's go." ”
But as soon as the two of them got up and took two steps, Gu Jingchen stopped them: "Wait." ”
The two turned around, and Gu Jingchen said to Gu's mother: "Mom, now that I also have a family, each with its own home, you hold the elevator card, it may be a little inconvenient for me and Yu Xi." ”
Gu's mother looked at Gu Jingchen in disbelief, Gu Jingchen was her son, of course she knew his temperament, but she didn't expect that Gu Jingchen could do so much to his mother.
Seeing that Gu's mother didn't react, Gu Jingchen continued: "It's okay if you don't give it to me, I'll just change it again." ”
"Don't bother." Gu's mother took out the elevator card from her bag, threw it on the coffee table, and then took Luo Qingfu and left without looking back.
The huge living room finally quieted down, and Jiang Yuxi suddenly thought that the relationship between himself and Gu's mother was so stiff, what should Aunt Gui do who was alone in the Gu family's old mansion!?
"That's... Aunt Gui..."
Gu Jingchen seemed to know what Jiang Yuxi was going to say, and gave her a reassuring look: "A few days ago, Yu Yuan complained to me that the family was looking for a manager, and the Yu family was next to the old mansion, so I arranged for Aunt Gui to go to his house." ”
"That Yu Yuan's family..."
"Don't worry, the Yu family is with Yu Yuan and his grandfather, Grandpa Yu is a kind and kind person, and he gets along very well. Yu Yuan also knows the relationship between Aunt Gui and you, so he will naturally take special care of it. ”
Jiang Yuxi pondered for a while, but still couldn't help asking, "Did you have already guessed that the relationship between me and my mother would become like this?" ”
Gu Jingchen said truthfully: "Yes." ”
“......”
Seeing that the always lively little white wolf wolf was like an eggplant beaten by frost at this time, Gu Jingchen's heart seemed to be blocked by something, and he was sullen.
For the first time in the past twenty years, he had a conflict with Gu's mother, and compared with looking at Jiang Yuxi's appearance, he seemed to be more sad with the latter.
I don't know when it began, Jiang Yuxi is more important to him than himself or even his family who has been with him for more than 20 years.
Everything about her affected his mood.
......
Gushi Group, President's Office.
Yu Yuan pushed open the door of the office, looked around, and asked, "Brother Chen, where is my sister-in-law?" ”
Gu Jingchen didn't raise his head: "She didn't come today." ”
Yu Yuan walked to Gu Jingchen's desk in three or two steps, propped his hands on the desk, and Gu Jingchen was almost face to face, he said firmly: "You quarreled with Aunt Gu for your sister-in-law." ”
Gu Jingchen raised his head and almost got close to Yu Yuan. He leaned back without a trace, narrowing the distance between the two: "How do you know? ”
Yu Yuan didn't care about Gu Jingchen's estrangement, who didn't know that this Gu Zong only made love to his wife.
"I was still lying in bed, and I heard the conversation between my aunt and uncle in your yard next door, and it was vague, but I still heard it clearly. Oh, by the way, my aunt seems to be angry, this is the first time I've heard her speak in such a big decibel voice. ”
Gu Jingchen obviously didn't want to mention this matter again, so he changed the topic: "How is Aunt Gui staying at your house?" ”
"It's good, I know how important Aunt Gui is to my sister-in-law, I don't want her to do anything, but Aunt Gui is real, I have to rush to do everything, and I can't stop it."
"Hmm." Gu Jingchen responded casually.
Yu Yuan didn't give up, he was originally here for gossip today, how could he return so easily in vain? So he turned the topic back again: "But Brother Chen, what did your aunt do to your sister-in-law, you quarreled with your aunt." ”
"Nothing."
"It's nothing, in my memory, you and your aunt have never had any conflicts, haven't you always gotten along very well, and as far as I know, aunt doesn't seem to be the kind of person who can say some ugly things..."
Gu Jingchen suddenly interrupted him and said, "Then you understand wrong." ”
"I'll go, what did that aunt say that shocked you so much that you can't help but quarrel with her!?"
"Actually, it's not a quarrel" Gu Jingchen closed the document in front of him: "It's just a little unpleasant." ”
Yu Yuan looked at this posture and thought that Gu Jingchen was going to tell him what had happened, so he hurriedly took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Gu Jingchen, and said at the same time: "Brother Chen, smoke." ”
Gu Jingchen took it, skillfully lit it and took a sip, Yu Yuan had already listened to it, but he only said one sentence: "It's not a good word anyway." ”
Yu Yuan embarrassed: "You have revealed something useful!" ”
Seeing that Gu Jingchen still didn't want to say anything, Yu Yuan began to take advantage of his identity as a love saint, and he guessed: "Sister-in-law should be sad, so I won't accompany you to the company, let's be at home alone." ”
Gu Jingchen didn't speak, but just took another puff of cigarette, which was considered a tacit acquiescence.
"It's not that I belittle you, you're just a stuffy gourd, and you won't make girls happy."
Gu Jingchen smoked a cigarette, Yu Yuan said this, why did he sound so awkward?
But he really can't make girls happy.
"So what?" Gu Jingchen began to be curious about Yu Yuan's following.
"I can help you make my sister-in-law happy, but you also have to tell me the ins and outs of the matter, otherwise even if I try my best and don't coax to the point, it's not useless."
Gu Jingchen was silent for a while, raised his eyes and looked directly at Yu Yuan, Yu Yuan's cheekiness was a little embarrassed by him: "Why are you looking at me like this?" ”
"You seem to be paying special attention to Jiang Yuxi."
Yu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "My sister-in-law's personality and I are more compatible, besides, my friend's wife can't be bullied, even if I am a bastard, I will not come to dig into the corner of my friend." ”
But only if you are good to her. Yu Yuan thought to himself.
Gu Jingchen also felt that he was suspicious, after all, he was a brother who had played since he was a child, and he knew Yu Yuan's personality very well.
"My mother is more feudal, and she takes my face and the reputation of the Gu family very seriously, and you know that little white-eyed wolf is playful......"
Gu Jingchen told Yu Yuan the ins and outs of the matter, and Yu Yuan listened to it with relish, and did not forget to comment a few words after listening: "That sister-in-law is indeed quite aggrieved." Brother Chen, you did the right thing, if you don't help your sister-in-law at this time, then your sister-in-law will collapse. ”
"There are many people around my mother to accompany her, but Jiang Yuxi, there is only me."
......
When Yu Yuan arrived at the apartment, Jiang Yuxi was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and staring at the TV screen in a daze.
Yu Yuan walked over and saw that her eyes were a little red, and her heart sank. Although he felt very uncomfortable, what he said was still so stubborn: "Yo, sister-in-law, why are you still crying?" ”
Jiang Yuxi didn't admit it, glanced at Yu Yuan, and turned his head away like a child.
Yu Yuan's good-looking peach blossom eyes narrowed, and he sat next to Jiang Yuxi and crossed Erlang's legs: "Then I'll tell you a joke." ”
"Hey, aren't you a joke yourself?"
Yu Yuan said to himself: "On the first day of military training in high school, the head teacher was very young, and the instructor and the head teacher had not yet met. ”
Jiang Yuxi pursed his lips and didn't smile.
Yu Yuan talked about the next one: "Xiao Ming's parents quarreled, the quarrel was very fierce, and his mother suddenly picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and said to his father: If you treat me like this, I will let you taste the taste of losing your relatives!" After speaking, he poured it into Xiao Ming's mouth..."
Jiang Yuxi's expression was a little moved.
Yu Yuan talked about the third: "The conversation between my grandmother who was washing clothes and Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming said, grandma, help me throw away this underwear." Grandma said, look at how beautiful this pattern is, it's a pity to throw it away, I'll change a mask for you, you can still use it. ”
Jiang Yuxi couldn't hold back and chuckled.
Yu Yuan told the fourth joke again: "Once on the train, someone took off their shoes, and the smell was very big, and a buddy on the other side said: This smell has entered my heart." I held back my laughter here until I was injured, this is not the end, he just finished saying that the second cargo friend who was riding next to me woke up and yelled: Conductor, did the toilet explode? A carload of people couldn't hold it in an instant..."
"Poofha!" Jiang Yuxi couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud.
There were tears in her eyes gradually, but unlike just now, the tears in Jiang Yuxi's eyes now came out of laughter.
"Why are you so good at telling jokes!?"
"Cut, if it weren't for the pitiful crying of you, I wouldn't be willing to say it, after all, I still want these jokes to belong only to me."
Jiang Yuxi looked at him with a smile, and Yu Yuan felt a little furious in his heart: "What's wrong?" ”
"Let's talk about a few more..."