Chapter 101: Wine Mengzi

The protagonist tonight is Zhou Hao, but what is even more eye-catching is Hou Wei, everyone wants to come over and stammer, and Zhou Hao looks like a foil.

However, judging from the reactions of these people, Hou Wei, the emperor of the soil, is not bad, and there are many people who are afraid of him, but an old man like Uncle Zhang, he is not embarrassed at all, and it is enough to be able to do this.

To put it bluntly, the party is to find a place to get together, and people who Zhou Hao has never seen it also came over to join in the fun, and several small tables were set up for a while, playing cards and chatting, and the most popular thing is that Hou Wei asked people to make a barbecue grill, and swung it in the middle, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"It's quite grand."

Zhou Hao hehe, Hou Wei showed a few big white teeth and said with a smile: "I have to treat you well tonight, otherwise I won't be a man, wait a while while drinking and skewering, and then make a few hard dishes, it will definitely give you a good time!" ”

"Interesting!"

During this period, Zhou Hao asked about Chen Wenwen's situation, but Hou Wei didn't answer positively, so he didn't ask more, it is estimated that he was locked up somewhere, taking advantage of this opportunity, Su Qin pulled the corner of his clothes and asked in a low voice:

"Who is that Su Qin?"

"Why are you jealous?"

"Eat a ghost's vinegar, I'm just curious to ask."

Zhou Ling pursed her lips inconsistently, and Zhou Hao said funny: "Didn't I tell you last time, if you want to follow me, you will be a concubine at most, and the eldest wife is this Su Qin." ”

Zhou Ling's eyes immediately widened when she heard this, and she said in disbelief: "You really have a wife, then what am I, little san'er?" ”

"That's right, it's not Xiao San'er, there's a face here."

Zhou Hao said jokingly, and Hou Wei next to him also helped: "Sister-in-law, look away, it's all at this time, it's not normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, I have several little wives." ”

Zhou Ling's eyes widened and she said angrily: "You men are like this, it doesn't matter if a man has several wives, if a woman has several husbands, can you bear it?" ”

"You can't say that."

Hou Wei lit a cigarette for Zhou Hao very face-savingly, took one in his mouth, spit out the smoke and continued: "As the so-called women are like locks, men are like keys, a key can open several locks, that is the master key, we will praise this key awesome, but if a lock can be opened by several different keys, either this lock is not good, or the lock cylinder is stabbed, the only solution is to replace it, otherwise it is not safe, sister-in-law, you are right." ”

Zhou Hao couldn't help laughing, it was the first time he had heard such a chic description, Zhou Ling was blushing, half angry, half ashamed of the explicit description, stomped his feet, and said angrily to Zhou Hao:

"It's all your crooked reasoning, okay, you look for your Su Qin, can't I hide if I can't provoke it? I'll go home. ”

After speaking, he got up angrily and was about to walk away, Zhou Hao saw that she was really serious, and quickly pulled her back to her seat, and explained with a scowl on his face:

"We're joking, why are you still serious, Su Qin and I are friends, and we haven't come that far, or I can let the two of you compete fairly, whoever wins, will get me."

He was disgusted when he said this, and Zhou Ling looked at it with disgust

He glanced at him, lost a "shameless", and turned his head to look away.

The next thing is to be poured into a strong wine, beer is lifted up without money, bacon and some vegetables are also grilled by charcoal fire temptingly, peanuts are an excellent appetizer is not ambiguous, Hou Wei also let people fry a few plates of side dishes brought up, and several people sat around and drank the wine in a big gulp.

A middle-aged man held a bottle of rice and flowers, and stumbled at Zhou Hao in his mouth: "Brother, let me tell you, have you seen this, Feitian Moutai, no one has stopped me after drinking, I can fly around this house, if I want to come down, I have to find a helicopter, do you believe it?" I don't believe what you mean, wait a minute, I'll take a sip now..."

As he spoke, he was about to blow on the bottle, Hou Wei couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly asked someone to pull him down, and at this time he was still shouting for a bottle of wine to dry on the moon to see if there was Chang'e on it.

"This big brother is really drunk."

In fact, Zhou Hao didn't plan to drink much, but he couldn't help but persuade others one by one, if he didn't drink, he would be a little stuck, and after a while, he was poured five or six bottles, which immediately appeared on his face, and he couldn't bear it and left by urine.

"Shhhh

I whistled, shook the water after putting it out, washed my face, and suddenly woke up most of the wine, and as soon as I got out of the bathroom, I saw a figure leaning against the wall, full of smoke.

"Go to the bathroom."

didn't see who the person was, he smiled and said hello, but he didn't expect a familiar face to appear through the light, and he was in a trance, the man squeezed out a smile and said to him: "Brother Hao, why don't you know me?" ”

"No, no."

He shook his head and said suspiciously, "I just didn't expect to see you." ”

That person was Hou Wei's girlfriend Chen Wenwen, who gritted his teeth, Chen Wenwen touched her face, and several terrifying centipede-like scars appeared on it, which was one of the reasons why Zhou Hao was surprised just now.

Chen Wenwen smiled and said indifferently: "You should have heard Hou Wei talk about me, he will introduce me to everyone he knows, stinky bitch?" It's true, but he didn't restrict my freedom, he just killed all the men I had a relationship with before, and drew my face like this, you say, would anyone else be interested in a woman like me? ”

"Don't say that, a few scars don't make a difference."

Zhou Hao said comfortingly, but he thought in his heart that it was not all the same when the lights were turned off, and the figure was there, and the foundation was good, if he really wanted to say so, wouldn't interested men grab a lot of them.

"You don't have to comfort me."

Chen Wenwen shook her head and said: "Blame me for my own suffering, now I am a bitch who is stabbed by ten thousand people, Hou Wei can treat me like this is good enough, any man who knows that his woman cuckolds him will not have a good temper, not to mention that he seems to still love me, I really don't know if he is sick or I am sick." ”

"It's easy for someone like him to fall in love with someone, but it's hard to let go."

Zhou Hao sighed, Hou Wei was an honest guy at the beginning, a little otaku, at most a little slippery, he had never had any experience in love, and when he met a woman who was sent to the door, he would definitely love to die and live, and if he was not careful, he would fall into a dead end, and it would not be strange to do something radical.

"Hehe, maybe."

Chen Wenwen smiled self-deprecatingly, and then stared directly at Zhou Hao's eyes: "But I advise you not to fully trust Hou Wei."

, He's crazy, he does everything, and he hasn't told you some things, so let's do it for myself, Brother Hao. ”

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, Zhou Hao didn't have time to ask, he couldn't understand why she came to make such a play, provoke the relationship between him and Hou Wei, and make a comeback? She also thinks too highly of him, what can she do to fight with Hou Wei's group of people, but after thinking about it, she didn't come up with a reason, spit, and returned to the second floor.

Seeing him come back, Hou Wei shouted at the top of his voice: "Brother Hao, where have you been, I'm waiting for you, come on, hurry up and dry a can!" ”

It's not good to dismiss him, "Bang Bang" pulled a bottle in two bites, Hou Wei drank a lot of wine and may be a little drunk, stood up and grinned at everyone and smiled:

"My brother Hao is not drunk with a thousand cups, you all pour him hard for me, come to Brother Hao, and have another can."

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment, where did he think that his wine was so bad, like a wine Mengzi, his tail was about to go to the sky, and if he poured it like this, he couldn't resist even if he had two stomachs, so he waved his hand with a smile and said:

"You really can't drink anymore, you can't hold on to drinking anymore, and you don't have a stomach lavage, I'm really afraid that I'll die here."

"What's the matter, isn't this giving us Captain Hou face?"

Before Hou Wei could say anything, a chubby middle-aged man came over and deliberately bumped him on the shoulder, and for a while the others also shouted, this kind of good opportunity to show loyalty, all rushed to the front.

I don't know if it's really drunk or fake, maybe it's because he feels that his face is in place, Hou Wei looked at him with a smile: "Brother Hao, you have also seen it, this group of brothers will not let you go, I can't help it, if you drink one more, it won't be bad for this one." ”

"Don't drink it."

Zhou Ling whispered beside him, and the big fat man immediately said in a weird manner: "The old man listens to what a woman says, it's a man who does it, don't grind and chirp like a girl." ”

"Okay!"

Zhou Haoli ignored the big fat man, took out two bottles of beer from the bottom, and slapped them on the table, even the table felt like it was about to collapse, not angry but laughing, and said to Hou Wei:

"What's the point of me drinking alone, let's do it, waiting, the two of us have a can for each person, blow on the bottle, I can drink as much as you want, how about it?"

Hou Wei glanced at him with squinted eyes, and didn't say a word, but the big fat man was like a cat stepping on his tail, scolding, and rolled up his sleeves angrily, it was so close that the table didn't need to be bypassed, and the big hand called directly to his face, and only Zhou Ling's exclamation could be heard.

"Bang!"

The small square table fell in response, and all the wine and food on the table splashed in all directions, but what everyone didn't expect was that it was the big fat man who looked more powerful who fell to the ground, everything happened between the lightning and flint, and Zhou Hao's speed was so fast that they didn't see it clearly.

He first took the palm of the big fat man, and pulled him down with his backhand, he was already dizzy, and this time he directly smashed the table, Zhou Hao picked up a pair of chopsticks and stuck them in his palm, and then let out a scream like killing a pig.

"Come, brother, get up and talk to me."

Zhou Hao pulled his hair up without smiling, revealing a distorted fat face with a piece of bacon sticking to it, and the beer can even scratched his face, and the scarlet blood flowed down the beer, looking extremely miserable.