Shi Xin said: "If I want to be so familiar with Chu Ci that he must bring a three-piece set when he: mobile phone, beef jerky, and toilet paper!" ”

Female classmate No. 1 said: "Who doesn't go to the toilet now and brings a mobile phone toilet paper, and eating dried meat, it's too much!" ”

Shi Xin said: "Stop!! I knew you would say who doesn't bring a mobile phone and paper? It's too much to eat beef jerky when pooping! ”

Female classmate No. 2 said: "It was meant to be! Is this still familiar? ”

Shi Xin said: "Then do you know what he is doing with his mobile phone?" ”

Female classmate No. 3 said: "Boys don't just play games, watch movies and brush up on Douyin, which is now very popular!" ”

Shi Xin said: "It's not a game! Not watching a movie! It's not a small video of Tik Tok, hey, hey, hey........."

It's a small H book to watch the giant scratch giant emperor action!! As for beef jerky! You know...... You can't do it in real combat, but you can still drop it if you imagine it!

Female classmate No. 4 said: Is it really good for you to be so black? I'm laughing to death!

Shi Xin said: I hacked him? Am you mistaken, this is also considered black?

Female classmate No. 1 said again: If Chu Ci knew that you said this about him, he would probably be angry!

Will he be angry? No, he didn't get angry when I said it was more than that, he had a great temper!

Female classmate No. 2 continued: I believe you are a ghost!

Shi Xin said: You don't believe it? Please, he and I have known each other since we were young!

A group of women dressed in fancy clothes gathered around the steaming spicy hot pot, and the long-haired girl who was talking at this time, with a mouth full of grease stains and a fat cow roll in her mouth, was Shi Xin.

Why is there such a conversation? Things are going to go back to a week ago, it was a sunny afternoon, she went home on the weekend and nested in bed to watch Sadako vs. Bixian, when she rolled her eyes and was about to turn off the computer, her friend Ye Rao called WeChat video, she was wearing black silk suspender pajamas, big waves draped over right-angled shoulders, lowered her head and painted red nail polish and said: Deflated calf, will you go to the high school party next week?

Shi Xin looked at the pair of white rabbits in the video who were about to come out silently and picked up the quilt, she has been working hard since she was a child to be an ordinary woman with big breasts and no ambitions, and she is good at abiding by the law, this is the chest...... Shi Xin had already given up treatment, and when she heard her friend say that there was a high school party, Shi Xin immediately said, "Is there Miao Miao?" ”

Ye Rao in the video blew the red nail polish on her fingers, threw a wink at Shi Xin in the video, and said angrily: "Of course there is no!" If anything, can I tell you? ”

Shi Xin stretched her waist and fell on the bed and said, "That's okay, it's okay without her, AA has a lot to eat, how can you not go." ”

In the video, Ye Rao admired her red nails and said: "For so many years, Miss Miao Miao has been chasing you for so long, aren't you excited?" ”

Frightened when she heard what her friend said, Shi Xin immediately turned over and patted her little heart and said, "Although I am a rotten girl, I am not T!" Besides, if I'm really T, I don't want to let you, a big girl who is like a flower and a jade, like a fairy dominating the world? I want her paranoid man? ”

"Don't worry about my chest, eat more kudzu powder yourself, I heard that it has an effect."

"Where are you listening again?"

"Oh, you don't care what I hear, you try it, a dead horse is a live horse doctor, what if it works? That's it! We're going to meet next week! I'm going to meet those ghosts, I'll hang up first! ”

So there was a conversation just now in the hot pot restaurant, this damn truth or dare, as for why it was said that Chu Ci was mentioned, it was because of Miao Miao's question.

Miao Miao always thought that the reason why her sweetheart Shi Xin didn't accept her was because of Chu Ci, this shemale was bent, and Shi Xin was also very inhumane, every time she took Chu Ci as a small blocking knife, who told her to get along well with this heterosexual human ape around her! For this reason, Miao Miao, who has always wanted to break Shi Xin into a circle, hated Chu Ci, this party was secretly full of Shi Xinyu, and she wanted to call her high school classmates to help her come to the 99th perfect confession Miao Miao was interrupted by Ye Rao in time to play truth or dare, as for Ye Rao's existence by Shi Xin's side, Miao Miao was not without envy, jealousy and hatred, when she learned that Shi Xin liked a man, Miao Miao didn't take Ye Rao to heart, because it was not a threat to her, but she was very annoyed, why did she like men? So Miao Miao focused all her eyes on Chu Ci, the sissy, and Miao Miao never understood why Shi Xin liked a type like Chu Ci.

What is this diagram?

How thin does he look?

Tu He Chang Sao?

Picture: He plays electric and right-hand crank in the toilet?

Shi Xin and Ye Rao, who were full of food and drink, glanced at each other, Shi Xin immediately covered her stomach and bent over and stood up and said: Oops, I'm too late, I'll go to the toilet and vomit, you eat slowly! Wait until I get back! Running in the direction of the toilet, Shi Xin said with a particularly witty smile Fortunately, I didn't bring a bag when I went out, otherwise it would be difficult to slip, so the group of people in high school looked like people one by one, found the back door of the back kitchen, and sent a WeChat message to Ye Rao, a dead friend: You will drag it out first, and see you on the first floor of Jiayuan!

Soon, Ye Rao replied with a finger OK emoji.

If you want to talk about Ye Rao, the sworn friend who dominates the world's league member class, you have to start with a compulsory course in junior high school (Dream of Red Mansions).

Chinese teacher Liu's mother stood on the podium with a meticulous low ponytail, holding a book in her hand, and said with a kind face: "Students, which character in the Dream of Red Mansions does you like the poems the most?"

One by one, the immature boys and girls raised their hands and scrambled to say: I like the poems made by Lin Daiyu, I like the poems made by Xue Baochai, for a while the whole classroom was noisy, among the many students who actively participated, Liu's mother just saw Ye Rao, who was sitting in the seat very calmly and looked contemptuous, Liu's mother pushed up the glasses that slid down the bridge of her nose with her middle finger, and kindly pointed at Ye Rao and said: "Ye Rao! Who do you like to write poems in Dream of Red Mansions? Is it Lin Daiyu? Or Xue Baochai? ”

Ye Rao stood up with her hands in the trouser pockets of her school uniform, and said with an expression of 2580,000 on her little face: "I don't like the poems they make, one by one, they are hypocritical to death." ”

Mother Liu thought to herself, what do you know about you? Still angry, he said: "Then tell me who you like to write poems in the Dream of Red Mansions?" ”

Ye Rao looked up at Liu's mother with a sincere and innocent face and said: Xue Pan's drinking made her "daughter sad", Liu's mother, who was full of poetry and books, froze on her face when she heard the smile on her face, and she didn't have time to stop Ye Rao, only to hear the girl's catchy voice bombarded in her ears, her daughter was sad, and she married a man who was a turtle; The daughter is worried, and a big horse monkey is drilled out of the embroidery room; The daughter is happy, and the candles in the cave room are rising; Daughter Le ......

At that time, the precocious Shi Xin heard Ye Rao's wine order as if he had found a fellow Taoist friend in that era when he had to hide himself very seriously when he suppressed the development of "precociousness", Ye Rao's appearance caused waves in Shi Xin's heart, Shi Xin's eyes stared at Ye Rao, who was not very familiar at that time, you must know that Shi Xin, who had just entered the rotten door, had a lot of unknown little secrets and wanted to find a like-minded person to share, it was really too difficult, no, the lighthouse guiding the ship was lit.

So Ye Rao's best friend was begged by Shi Xin for nothing, it's too difficult, speaking of the process of begging, Shi Xin wants to cry fiercely for three days and three nights without stopping!

As for that unforgettable class, Mother Liu invited Dad Shi and Mom Ye to the school without caring about the feelings of teachers and students, and taught Dad and Mom Ye a lesson in the office.

At that time, it was estimated that every parent's best dish was stir-fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots.