How long has it been since the active door-to-door service was canceled?

Russell shook his head secretly, the devil is the devil, he is not motivated at all, and the speed of degeneration is faster than he changes his vest.

But for the sake of Sexy Satan's online voice, he won't complain.

Russell knew that the Hell Hotline had no operator and no artificial voice service, and that the person answering the phone was Satan, and said, "Ms. Satan, I helped you find three quality customers......

"To declare a member, please press 1, the law...... Russell, please hang up! ”

"It's really a high-quality customer, you will regret it if you don't come......"

"Russell, please hang up! Russell, please hang up! Russell, please hang up! ”

Russell: "......"

He glanced at his phone, snorted coldly and released a big move: "Give you ten seconds, climb out of the bathtub and change your clothes, and then appear in front of me, otherwise I will come to visit, and we will talk while washing." ”

"Beet, how do you know I'm taking a bath?"

There was a splash on the phone, and you could faintly hear someone's coughing and choking, followed by a blind tone.

Maybe the phone fell into the water!

Russell closed the blood-red flip phone, tucked it behind him, and wiped it on his face.

It was a phone with an image, and he felt as if he felt Miss Satan's bath water splash on his face.

"Officer Russell, you just mentioned ...... Satan? Are you joking, or is the other person's name more special? ”

Sarah Connor was stunned, for on the day her lover died, she was a staunch atheist who did not believe in God or the devil.

But when Russell showed an unbelievable ability and called Satan again, she suddenly believed it again.

"Calm down, it's not some mess of Satan, it's the devil in hell, the one in the Bible."

Then you can't be even more calm!

Sarah Connor was two steps away from Russell, praying that Russell was talking nonsense and that there was no Satan at all.

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

Russell comforted: "Satan has a contract in his hand, and he can use his soul as a bargaining chip to fulfill seven wishes, how about it, great, right?" ”

“……”x3

"What do you mean by that expression, don't believe me?"

"Officer Russell, did you get your superpowers by signing a pact with Satan?"

"Not really, I want to sign a contract, but Satan doesn't agree."

Boom!

As he spoke, the staircase door of the balcony on the top floor was kicked open, and Satan dressed in a ski suit and wrapped like a red envelope appeared.

“……”x3

Connor's family was collectively silent, they had heard Russell say that Satan was a lady, and they were mentally prepared, but they didn't expect Satan to be so conservative, which was completely different from the enchanting goods they imagined.

Humans are dressed more than the devil, and it's scary to think about!

Satan angrily stepped on his snow boots, walked quickly to Russell, and grabbed him by the collar: "Bastard, are you peeking at me taking a shower?" ”

"Are you responsible?"

Russell gazed affectionately into Satan's eyes under the goggles and reached out to wrap his arms around her waist.

"Less dreaming!"

Satan refuses to make love with the scumbag, pushes Russell away, pushes the goggles to his head, and his gaze grabs over Connor's mother and son, and finally stops at Arnold.

She sighed lightly, took two steps forward to put Arnold down, ignored his resistance, broke his mouth like an animal and examined it, and finally exclaimed in surprise: "What the hell, you robot, you actually have the configuration of heaven." Tell me, who is the one who gave you life, and have you ever seen God? ”

Arnold resisted angrily, unable to break free of Satan's arm, so he simply gave up his useless work and looked at Russell.

"God forbid!"

Satan let go of Arnold, stiffened his neck and turned around, looking at Russell suspiciously: "Don't say you did it, or I'll lose sleep." ”

"Why can't it be me?"

"But you are the lord of the dark dimension, soaking and urinating can pollute the world, where is the ...... of heaven?"

"My pee is also holy water!"

Russell raised his right hand, the stigmata of the cross on the back of his hand was dazzling, and a pair of angelic wings spread out, enveloping several people on the top floor.

Among them is Miss Satan with her mouth wide open.

"Damn, I'm going to lose sleep."

Satan covered his face, dropped his goggles, and took out his mask to cover the only exposed part of his skin, covering all aspects of it.

Last night she called God to prepare to go to heaven to avoid the limelight during this time, but God decisively refused, so angry that she dismantled the dresser.

Now it seems that the dresser died unjustly, because even if God nodded and agreed, Russell could enter heaven on his own.

Thinking that Russell said before that he couldn't find where God's house was, so he went to hell to trouble her, Satan gritted his teeth for a while, and he was really a scumbag full of lies!

The light wings were retracted, Russell raised his hand and shook it in front of Satan's eyes, pointing to the Connor family who were also stunned: "The three over there want to sign a contract with you, what do you think?" ”

"Not three, only two."

Satan was not very interested, and said, "Although the robot has gained life, his soul has a heavenly label, and I can't take it away, so there is no point in making a deal." ”

Russell exclaimed in surprise: "There is such a saying, don't all devils like to tempt pure souls?" ”

"All souls are the same for me, and I wouldn't waste my efforts tempting a pure soul into hell if it weren't for the fact that propaganda needs a negative case."

"And what do you think of me?"

Russell stepped forward and pointed to his face: "Tempting a holy soul to become a fallen angel, do you want to challenge it?" ”

"No, you're already depraved."

Satan rolled his eyes, ignoring the rambling Russell, took off his gloves and snapped his fingers, and two thick piles of papers fell from the sky and landed at the feet of Connor's mother and son.

"Sarah Connor and John Connor, sign on the last page, and each will receive seven wishes, but the ugly word goes ahead, the wishes may not be as perfect as you think."

Sarah Connor held her son tightly: "Not so much, we just need one wish." ”

"What, you want to bargain with the devil?"

"No, I'm just ......"

"Then hurry up and sign it, there are still hundreds of souls waiting to sign a contract with me, I don't have time to ink with you." Talking to people other than Russell, Satan is domineering.

Sarah Connor took a deep breath and pleaded, "Lord Devil, is it okay for me to sign a contract?" ”

"No problem, I don't force it, but it's better to think about it, everyone only gets one chance."

"Don't think about it, it's just me!"

Sarah Connor held back her disobedient son, fell to her knees and flipped the deed to the last page, a pen appeared out of thin air, and she held it in her hand with a trembling hand, ready to sign it in the signature box.

Syllable!

Arnold picked up the pen and looked at Satan calmly: "I want to sign a contract with you to get seven wishes, is that okay?" ”

"No, you're not qualified."

Satan shrugged: "It's a touching scene, but if it doesn't work, it doesn't work, your soul is worthless to me." ”

"Then if I make a deal with you, serve you as a servant, and after the death of their mother and son, all my things will be yours, can I exchange it for a wish?"

"Well...... this"

Satan thought for a moment, unzipped his ski suit, took out the calculator and crackled for a while: "No problem, I am very generous to the servant who took the initiative to surrender, and will give you a perfect wish, and the consequences and costs will be borne by hell." ”

As he spoke, a meter-thick deed of sale fell from the sky and fell at Arnold's feet.

"After signing, you serve me in the world as a servant of the devil, and when their mother and son die, everything you have belongs to me."

"Wait a minute!"

Russell interrupted with a strange face, this scene is too familiar, God created the spirit of revenge, and as a result, he signed a contract with the devil, which is simply a copy of the evil spirit rider.

"Don't look at me, hell is too small to afford a servant like you." Satan mistakenly thinks that Russell has another idea, and immediately dismisses him.

"No, I just want to ask, will Mother and Son die in a car accident tomorrow?"

“……”x3

Hearing this, Arnold's hand holding the pen trembled slightly, feeling that he was too naïve.

"Don't tarnish my reputation, I've been a devil in hell for six thousand years, and I've never had a dispute over a contract."

"I see."

Russell nodded and said to Arnold: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and read the contract!" ”

"Uh-oh."

“……”

Satan gritted his teeth and looked at Russell, the scumbag was hungry for her body, and at the same time questioned her character, he was really a scumbag.

Connor's family researched and sold their bodies to the same thing, and Satan waited boringly next to him with his mobile phone, when suddenly his waist tightened, and he shivered in fright.

"What are you doing?"

Satan swooped out ten meters away, stood on the edge of the balcony, and Russell leaned over, and she was determined to jump.

"I just want to ask, I help you to mention a servant, is there an introduction fee? If it is converted into a date according to the commission standard of hell, how many nights? ”

"No, it's ...... all night"

Satan's face was black, he stopped halfway through the conversation, and said in a tangled way: "Another day, I'll treat you to dinner another day." ”

She originally wanted to refuse directly, not giving the scumbag a chance, and going back by the way to add an anti-theft lock. can be thought about it instead, if repeated refusals cause the scumbag to lose patience and turn into a beast, wouldn't it be regretted.

God's side is unreliable, she can only find a way to maneuver first, and she can drag on as long as she can.

Satan was remorseful, he knew this, he didn't steal the name of 'Satan' back then, and how good it was to be an angel in heaven honestly.

What hell number one is a lie, she is the only one who rummages through hell, where is the second in command!

"Really?"

Russell asked casually, but he didn't expect Satan to uncharacteristically agree.

To be honest, he didn't really have any ideas.

The main reason is that Satan's identity is too tempting, thinking back to the previous face of 'Satan', I always feel that I don't bully a few times, and I'm sorry for this rare opportunity.

"Really, another day!"

"Wait a minute, this one will be another day...... What day is it? ”