Chapter 13 Be a thief with a weak heart
Xiaohua shouldn't be trying to repay the debt, right?
The boiled duck can't let her fly, Wang Feng smiled: "What is the specific thing, I'll tell you when I go in~~~~" As he spoke, Wang Feng was about to push open the bathroom door.
"No, no!" Liu Xiaohua was taken aback, and said hurriedly: "Brother Feng, you can't come in now, I~~~~ I haven't got clothes on yet!"
"Huh?"
Wang Feng's hand was already pressed on the door and nose, and when he heard this, his movements froze, and he didn't dare to break inside.
"Isn't that just right? It's a hassle to put on one by one and take it off one by one later. ”
Come to think of it, as a righteous gentleman, Wang Feng is embarrassed to say this kind of bastard.
Boom!
At this time, there was a sudden sound of water in the bathroom, which was louder than when Liu Xiaohua was taking a bath just now, and it sounded like Liu Xiaohua stood up from the bathtub.
After the emotional flower was washed, she jumped into the bathtub and soaked for a while. Wang Feng suddenly realized, his brain did not obey the call, and immediately made up some magical pictures in his mind.
But what Wang Feng never expected was that as soon as the sound of water fell, it was followed by a crisp snap.
This time, the sound did not come from the bathroom, but from behind Wang Feng, to be exact, from the direction of the door.
After all, Wang Feng had been a soldier, he was very vigilant, and he was very cautious in doing things, so when he entered the door just now, he specially hung the knocker on the door on the nose of the door, so that once someone suddenly broke in, he would definitely make a sound, and he could escape at the first time, or find a place to hide.
"Could it be that Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi are back?" Wang Feng's heart chuckled, and his face turned black as soon as he brushed it.
Black, purple, black and purple ~~~~
Obediently, it won't be so fucking coincidental, right? After waiting at the door for a long time, I was able to stay with Liu Xiaohua **, and I even made a trip to bite the gold halfway?
How did Wang Feng know that Miao Yinyi hurried back because of him!
"Xiaohua, Xiaohua, come out, Mom has something to say to you~~~~" Miao Yinyi was still in the courtyard, and the voice had already entered the living room.
As soon as he heard that it was Miao Yinyi, and the voice was getting closer and closer, Wang Feng was suddenly stunned, his little heart was beating wildly, and he mentioned his throat and eyes, and there seemed to be ten thousand grass and mud leaves running wildly on his chest.
It's really her!
God, you're not going to play with me like that, are you?
The situation was urgent, Wang Feng was surprised and annoyed, he didn't have time to think about it at all, almost subconsciously, he turned around, pushed open the bathroom door and hid.
"Ahh
As soon as Wang Feng entered with his front foot, Liu Xiaohua's piercing scream came from the bathroom.
After Wang Feng entered, he raised his eyes and looked, his eyes suddenly widened as big as copper bells, and he was dumbfounded~~~~~
As Wang Feng guessed just now, after Liu Xiaohua took a bath, she did jump into the bathtub and soak in it, and when Wang Feng suddenly broke in in a panic, Liu Xiaohua just got up from the bathtub, holding a pink pajamas embroidered with cartoon patterns in her hand, and she didn't have time to put it on.
The picture is so beautiful that it instantly blinded Wang Feng's pair of 24k titanium alloy dog eyes.
"Brother Feng, you, you, you~~~~" Liu Xiaohua was also dumbfounded, stunned for five or six seconds before coming back to her senses, and then used her pajamas to block her smooth and white body like jade, bent her knees and squatted down, accompanied by a sound of water, and sat down in the bathtub again.
Happiness comes too fast and goes fast.
"Xiaohua, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Xiaohua's screams alarmed Miao Yinyi downstairs, Miao Yinyi shouted, then quickened her pace and ran towards the bathroom on the second floor.
It's over!
Wang Feng's mind was full of the beautiful picture he had just seen, and he swallowed his saliva unsatisfactorily, and before he had time to reminisce, he was pulled back to reality by Miao Yinyi's shouts and her hurried footsteps, and looked down at Liu Xiaohua, who was squatting in the bathtub in a panic, and said embarrassedly: "Xiaohua, I didn't mean to come in, Aunt Miao~~~~"
"Don't say it. Liu Xiaohua's pretty face turned crimson, and she said hurriedly: "My mother came up, what if she sees us~~~~? What should I do now? Brother Feng, hurry up and think of a way!"
In addition to the bathtub, there is only a simple hanger in the bathroom, and there is no hiding place for Wang Feng at all~~~~
When Miao Yinyi came home, she had just finished gnawing the chicken taken out of the village committee, and her mouth was full of oil, she wanted to go to the kitchen to wash her hands and face first, and then go to the hall, but suddenly heard Liu Xiaohua's scream from upstairs, she was stunned for a moment, where is there that idle effort?
shouted, and rushed upstairs in a rage.
"Could it be that Wang Feng's little rabbit cub really sneaked in and wanted to ruin my little flower?" Miao Yinyi came back ahead of schedule for Wang Feng, and when she encountered this situation as soon as she entered the door, she naturally thought of Wang Feng first.
Because of her superior family background, Miao Yinyi's appetite is good, she usually eats a lot of food and does less work, so her body is fatter than ordinary middle-aged women, more than one meter and sixty meters, and it is estimated that she weighs one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds.
Anyway, it was in her own home, and Liu Xiaohua was her own daughter, so Miao Yinyi didn't have any scruples, and after coming to the bathroom door, she pushed the door in without saying a word, and asked, "Xiaohua, what's the matter?"
As she spoke, Miao Yinyi widened her eyes and glanced around the bathroom.
To Miao Yinyi's surprise, Liu Xiaohua was the only one lying in the bathtub in the bathroom, and there was no trace of Wang Feng at all.
"Mother, I'm taking a bath here, what are you doing here?" Liu Xiaohua deliberately pretended to be very surprised, her voice was resentful, and she looked at Miao Yinyi with some disgust.
Not Wang Feng?
Miao Yinyi frowned and asked, "You are alone in this room?"
"Look at what you're saying, what else can I do if I'm not alone? You and my father are not at home, can I still go to the street and pull someone back to take a bath with me?" Liu Xiaohua said angrily.
It's such a big place in the bathroom, you can see it all at a glance, and you don't find anything unusual, Miao Yinyi can't say anything, and she doesn't have a good sense of anger: "Then why did you scream so loudly just now?"
"What do you think?"
"Come on, you'll be fine. "Miao Yinyi can't say that she thinks you're stealing a man at home, right?
Liu Xiaohua stretched out her hand and pointed to the floor next to her, and took the opportunity to explain: "I screamed so loudly, it's not all because of it! It suddenly flew in just now and almost scared me to death!"
Miao Yinyi lowered her head and looked in the direction of Liu Xiaohua's finger, only to see a cockroach corpse lying on the ground not far from the bathtub.
"You wait, I'll go down and get the broom. Miao Yinyi is Liu Xiaohua's mother, Liu Xiaohua was afraid of cockroaches, geckos and other small insects when she was a child, she naturally knew it, so she didn't suspect him, turned around and went downstairs.
The moment the bathroom door closed, Liu Xiaohua took a deep breath, reached out and patted her chest, finally breathing a sigh of relief.
And Wang Feng, who had been hiding behind the door, was even more amnesty, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and secretly said that it was dangerous.
There's an old saying that it's dark under the lamp!
Miao Yinyi came too suddenly, and the window on the bathroom wall was too small, Wang Feng couldn't get out, there was no way, so he could only take the risk of hiding behind the door in a hurry, when Miao Yinyi pushed the door in just now, Wang Feng held his breath, and didn't even dare to breathe.
In the end, it's still a fucking thief.