Chapter 8 Worse than Demons and Gods
"Huh?" I wondered for a moment, and at this time, Huzi was still by my side and kept annoying me, asking me what was going on. How does it look like a gangster movie? Those people didn't carry guns or something, and I couldn't help it, so I said: "My grandfather has a treasure map on him, and he was buried together, and now they all want it." ”
"Fuck, you can't give it, treasure map, why didn't you say it earlier, calf? There is a treasure map, how many brothers are still short of money to spend? Huzi said.
"They're all big gangsters, let's talk about it after robbing them, let's not talk about it yet, I'm annoyed!" I shouted to Huzi, I don't know if these three words of my father must be his countermeasures, but what do these three words mean?
To be on the safe side. I got home and saved the photo of my grandfather's back tattoo to a USB stick, deleted the photo of my phone, and hid it in the crack of my bed.
On the way back to my grandfather's grave, I slapped myself on the head, and in an instant I understood what my father's three words meant. When my grandfather's grave was dug up, the fact that there was no body in the coffin leaked, and people on both sides of them would definitely ask where the body went, I thought we would be very passive in this situation, but I forgot that everyone present was a master of metaphysics.
"I don't know." Those three words are enough to deal with them.
The fact that the corpse will disappear on its own may be very difficult to accept in the eyes of normal people. But they should not be surprised by this kind of mysteriousness.
--I have to admire that my dad does things and thinks more than me, his head earns faster than me, this duty flower keeper is the most admirable to me, I rushed to the cemetery and stopped talking, handed over the shovel to Zhao Baye's subordinates, and stood beside my dad and gently tapped him with his toes, indicating that I understood what he meant, he ignored me, but quietly watched them dig up my grandfather's grave.
The coffin was slowly revealed, and Huang Lao helped my grandfather find another place just now, although that place is not a feng shui treasure, but according to his meaning, it can at least ensure the safety and health of my family.
After the coffin was lifted. Although I have prepared a speech, but I still sweat in the palm of my hand, no matter how we say that we are just an ordinary peasant family, now we are fighting openly and secretly with Zhao Baye and the long-famous old man Huang, can we fight them?
"Can you give me a look? I haven't seen him in decades, and I don't know what has become of him. Huang Lao continued to act.
I was ready to refuse, the grave was moved along with the coffin, why should the coffin be opened? But at this time, Zhao Baye said: "You and my father have been old friends for many years, and this is understandable, open the coffin!" ”
I'm on fire now, you Zhao Baye really think it's my grandfather's own son? Your surname is Zhao, and you haven't seen you for decades. Don't you really think of yourself as an outsider?
But my father stepped on my foot at this time, signaling me not to act rashly, Huang Lao rolled up his sleeves at this time, took the shovel and said: "Everyone knows what I did in my early years, I will do this." ”
Isn't my heart a grave robber digging people's ancestral graves? Opening the coffin is your forte, and it's also worth showing off? --If I had a good impression of Huang Lao after reading my grandfather's notes before, it was already terrible now. Acting, being contrived, hypocritical, and cunning is my definition of him.
My dad can really bear it, even at this time, Huang Lao's impatient appearance is close to leaking his purpose, he still stands there motionless without the slightest expression, as if everything is confident, I am a junior and I don't know anything, what can I say?
Huang Lao is indeed skilled in opening the coffin, a shovel pried open my grandfather's coffin, he seems to be quite fanatical about the totem behind my grandfather, people always leak a fanatical expression when they get what they dream of, Huang Lao was good at raising qi, and acting is also very talented, but at this time the expression on his face is close to madness, and even has forgotten that he disguised the identity of my grandfather's deceased, and pried my grandfather's coffin board directly to the ground, and then couldn't wait to put his head into the coffin.
But the next moment, his face became very unnatural. --I can't even help but laugh out loud, I'm sorry old fox, I've let you down! I had those three words ready, but the next moment I saw Huang Lao bend down and move in the coffin.
What's so moving about an empty coffin?!
At this time, my father and Zhao Baye also approached the coffin, and I was also curious about what this Huang Lao was turning in the empty coffin, but when I got closer, my eyes almost popped out, and then I bent down and retched.
In this coffin, there is a highly decomposed corpse, there are insects constantly burrowing around his body, the whole person is highly swollen, and the flesh of the whole body is black and rotten, this is the first time I have seen such a corpse, I only feel a burst of nausea, and the smell of the corpse only wafted out at this time, and I can hardly open my eyes when I smoke it.
When I vomited, in addition to my stomach, my heart was also turning upside down, my grandfather's body had been taken to my father for cremation, the ashes jar had been buried in a safe place, and I also knew that my grandfather was out of the empty coffin, so whose highly decomposed corpse was inside?!
That Huang Lao was not disgusting, and at this time he turned over this highly corrupted corpse, and at this time he had completely leaked his target, he tore open the shroud on the corpse, but after seeing the same rotten back, the whole person lost his strength and muttered: "How can this be?" ”
How the hell is this happening, I still want to ask how this is!
"yes, how so? Brother, I said that this Huang Lao is a master, you see! Now you believe it, right? Our dad has only been buried for a few days, and his body has decomposed like this? This must be the feng shui of this land, this is fortunate that Huang Lao is here, otherwise something may happen, do you say yes? Zhao Baye said at this time.
"Yes, thank you Huang Lao, nail the coffin, let's go and bury my father in the place Huang Lao said." My dad chimed in.
"Young man, it's really interesting, it's very interesting, you go to Haosheng to bury the ministers, I have something to do today, so I'll withdraw first, and we'll have a date later." Huang Lao arched his hand, the expression on his face was the same as eating a dead fly, even if I don't know what is going on now, I feel a burst of joy.
"Huang Lao, then don't flash your waist when you walk slowly, you are welcome to come to Suotou Village as a guest at any time!" Zhao Baye shouted with a smile behind him, his words shook the old man's body, and he didn't turn his head back. Longitudinal ditch garbage.
At this time, I looked at my father's frightened face, he was also nervous to death just now, and then looked at Zhao Baye's face that was all confident, I seemed to understand something, if I guessed correctly, all this was arranged by Zhao Baye.
He knew that there was nothing in the coffin, so he made a rotten corpse in advance and put it in to deal with Huang Lao, and Huang Lao said that the feng shui of this place was not good, and it just so happened that he gagged himself.
Otherwise, he would definitely ask why the corpse rotted so quickly, and Zhao Baye blocked him with a word.
Could it be that I misunderstood Zhao Baye just now, he is actually the person who secretly helped us?
But now, I don't dare to trust anyone easily, the attitude of a person of Huang Lao's status towards the tattoo on the back of my grandfather makes me feel that the tattoo that my grandfather has never said must be very involved, in the face of interests, who can guarantee that Zhao Baye does not have other plans?
"Kill my father." After Huang Lao left, Zhao Baye changed his tone of voice.
My dad nodded, a few people carried the coffin, this is not my grandfather's body, this is probably something that everyone knows, the burial place is really the place pointed out by Huang Lao, after the burial, Zhao Baye kowtowed a few times in front of the grave, and did not look back to my father and said:
Brother, I will always remember the face you chased me to the entrance of the village when my father sent me away, and I will never forget it.
My dad nodded and didn't speak, and after a while, my dad patted me on the shoulder and said, "Three taels, call the second uncle." ”
"Second uncle." I shouted.
Zhao Baye burst into tears when he turned around, but he was still grinning: "The eldest nephew is good, he is much more handsome than your father." ”
--At that moment, I felt that from Zhao Baye's return to the village to the present, the gap between him and my father has been completely unraveled, my father is a shy and introverted person, he can't call out that brother, and the second uncle who let me call has already told Zhao Baye, he recognized him, in his heart he is not Zhao Baye, or the Li Erdan who follows his buttocks.
In the evening, my wife burned a table of dishes, Zhao Baye ate at my house for the first time, and the relationship between these three people was also very untidy and messy, but with Zhao Baye's glass of wine and a sister-in-law even if it was all unraveled, the long-awaited love triangle of the villagers in Suotou Village finally disappointed these calves.
The family only eats, and they don't say anything else about their daily routines, my dad didn't ask who did the corpse, and Zhao Baye didn't say anything, but my grandma asked a second egg, how did you come over all these years when you were alone outside?
"It's not easy, I grew up eating hundreds of meals, and then I was lucky, I met a noble man who brought me a handful, I originally wanted to come back to pick up my parents to live in the city, who knew that I caught up with my father to die. Mom, I will be your own son from now on. Zhao Baye said.
"Xiu'e, have you looked for her?" My grandmother asked.
Zhao Baye's face stiffened obviously, and after a while, he said, "China is so big, where is it easy to find?" ”
"Erdan, you have to understand her, your mother was forced, she was forced by that era, her own child, can she not feel distressed? But she doesn't have a way to live with you as a woman! Grandma burst into tears as she spoke, and began to feel sad.
"I know everything." Zhao Baye said.
"And the second egg, your face?" Grandma asked.
"Mom, there is an operation called cosmetic surgery outside, and my son must have a face if he is rich now, right? Just went to tidy up, isn't it a lot more handsome? Much more handsome than my brother? Zhao Baye said.
"Handsome! Handsome is useless, and I haven't seen you find a daughter-in-law. Grandma said angrily.
--This is a harmonious picture, to put it mildly, I'm quite happy, who doesn't want to have a second uncle like a hero? This meal was eaten so happily, after eating, my father and I went to see off Zhao Baye, on the way back my father suddenly asked me: "Sanliang, how do you feel about your second uncle?" ”
"It's okay, love and righteousness, his sentence will never forget the time you sent him back then, I was moved, Dad, it seems that you really blamed him." I said.
"But have you ever thought that he did it just to move you?" My dad asked.
"Huh?" I was pinched in my heart by what my dad said.
"He did this because he knew that your grandfather's body was cremated, and we were the only ones who might have a tattoo totem, three or two, I know that I may be a bit extreme to think so, but you can't hurt people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people." My dad said.
After listening to my father's words and thinking of what I experienced today, I suddenly felt a chill down my spine.
The ghosts in Grandpa's notes don't have the fear that Daddy's words make.
What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is really the human heart.