QQ is crazy Dididi.

Lin Yiming's face was expressionless, and he was actually panicked in his heart.

What kind of scene is this?

Current girlfriend and ex-girlfriend's Mars hit the Earth?

Bah!

Lin Yiming soon became tragic, because he suddenly realized: These two - none of them are his girlfriends!

"5-digit QQ number, it seems that you are not an ordinary computer master!" Listening to Feng Yin, he smiled softly, pointed to QQ and said, "You only have one girl added to your friend list, is she your girlfriend?" ”

"Not yet."

"Not yet? That's even worse! And listening to the wind and laughing even happier.

"What did you say to her?"

"Guess?"

The corners of Lin Yiming's mouth twitched, but he was not afraid in his heart, after all, these two were not his girlfriends yet, even if there was any trouble, he could be cheeky and pass.

Seeing that he was indifferent, and the smile faded when he heard the wind: "It seems that you don't care about her that much." ”

As he spoke, he showed him the computer.

He leaned over to take a look, and almost spurted a mouthful of blood on the screen!

The Dark Night is saying:

"Chunchun, there is one thing, I want to confess to you for a long time."

"Actually, I ......"

"It's gay!"

"And heavy cossemio."

"I approached you, but I actually wanted to ask you ......"

"Where did you buy the dress you wore last week?"

"What's a lipstick number?"

"The stockings you wore that day were so sexy, people wanted them so much~~"

"That's right, that ......"

"Can you help me buy a set of lace lingerie tomorrow?" People are too embarrassed to come into the store and buy it! ”

The gay tone in this gay made Lin Yiming goosebumps.

He was in front of Su Chun, and it was over.

He looked desperately and listened to the wind groan, kneeling on the table with two fingers, and seeing and listening to the wind chanting still sneering, he raised his other hand and knelt on the table with two fingers.

"You're so capable, why don't you really kneel?"

"I'm afraid you won't accept it." After speaking, Lin Yiming bent his knees and was about to kneel.

Hearing the wind Yin's face changed, she quickly grabbed him, and at this moment, when she saw Lin Yiming laughing, she knew that she was in the middle of the scheme! But this is indeed the truth, even if Lin Yiming is willing to kneel down and admit her mistakes, she can't be kneeled!

"You're a little bit, you're a chicken thief! Get! He closed his notebook and stuffed it into his backpack.

"What are you doing here?" Lin Yiming asked puzzled.

And listen to the wind and say: "I can see it, you don't care about your girlfriend, but you have a baby on this computer!" Now, it's my 'hostage', and if you don't tell me anything about it today, I'll smash your baby!" ”

The high ponytail flicked and his eyes pointed out: "Go out and talk." ”

After saying that, the man walked out with his head held high.

Lin Yiming watched her back melt into the sunset outside, and couldn't help but smile wryly.

What kind of "intimate sister" is this? It's clearly the royal sister!

He reluctantly followed, and as soon as he went out, he was dragged into a small alley with no one and pressed against the wall.

"Junior brother, to be honest, I flew all the way from Kyoto, not to accompany you shopping or eating. I'm here to get an explanation for myself. And listen to the wind and say slowly: "Originally, I thought that I was just an unlucky ghost who unfortunately bumped into your muzzle, and I deserved to be used by you to fry the software." But now it seems, it's not that simple. Say, when did you start peeping into my life? Also, why did you mistake my brother for me? ”

Lin Yiming had already drafted this question: "I'm not a valley!" ”

"No valley?" Listening to the wind and chanting, he showed a surprised expression!

Bugu, is the screen name that Lin Yiming heard in the mouth of Listening to Fengyin back then, it is said that he was a friend of Listening to Fengyin, but after being rejected one day, he withdrew from the drunken rivers and lakes and disappeared without a trace.

And this person is a very important friend to and listen to the wind, so after he disappeared, he was worried about the wind for a long time.

Calculate the time, it just matches the present, so Lin Yiming borrowed it by the way, anyway, the person who disappeared permanently will not jump out to confront him again.

"I was so sad that you rejected me that day, I quit the chat, but I found that I still couldn't forget you, so I went to spy on your blog. Until one day, I flipped through a photo of a man in your blog album and was immediately scared to pee! I didn't expect the goddess I had a crush on for so long turned out to be a man! ”

Speaking of this, Lin Yiming peeked at and listened to the wind groan's face, and saw that she had already believed it for seven points, so he continued: "You don't know how angry and disgusting I am when I find out about this!" I haven't followed your blog since, and I thought I had forgotten about you like that. Unexpectedly, I returned to Zuijianghu two weeks ago and saw you again, so I couldn't control my emotions for a while, so I said those heavy words. I'm sorry! It's all my fault! I'll contact the out-of-print lady right away and ask her to delete the memes related to you! ”

"You're not an out-of-print lady?"

"Definitely not!"

Look at his eyes, how sincere!

He's a big man, how can he be an out-of-print lady, right?

In Lin Yiming's sincere gaze, and listening to the wind and chanting, his attitude gradually softened, and he sighed helplessly: "Then you quickly ask your friend to delete those emojis." ”

"Okay." Lin Yiming took out his mobile phone and pretended to fight, in order to fool and listen to the wind, he deliberately used the local Hakka.

As soon as the call came down, and the brows wrinkled more and more when she heard the wind yin, Lin Yiming said not a word that she could understand!

When he "hung up" the phone, Lin Yiming solemnly said to and listened to the wind and said: "The lady has agreed to remove the picture of the Ruhua series, but she has already sold the plug-in to the NetJane Company, she has no operation authority, so she can only contact the NetJane Company to delete the picture." But don't worry, since she agreed, she will definitely help you delete the picture, even if it is hacked on the Internet, she will also help you delete it. ”

"That's good." And I was relieved to hear the wind.

Looking at the person who used to like him in the past, and listening to the wind and groaning, his eyes became complicated, and after staring at Lin Yiming for three seconds, he awkwardly looked away.

She looked at her toes and said, "In addition to deleting the picture, you also have to board the drunken rivers and lakes, make a statement, return my innocence, and admit your mistakes." ”

"It should be, it should be!" Lin Yiming hurriedly nodded in agreement.

This oolong drama is that he is wrong, and it should end with his apology!

"And." Let's listen to the wind.

"And?" Lin Yiming was stunned.

"Don't forget what you said."

"What...... Speech? Lin Yiming's memory seems to have been sealed a little bit.

Listening to the wind yin, he raised his head dissatisfied, looked at him, and sneered:

"Live broadcast eat Xiang!"