Chapter 163: Everybody's Fart
"Report to the captain, I am a third-class porphyry 1042608, I only hit two farts on the ground, and I held back one fart." A private said with his tentacles dancing.
"Why don't you finish your fart and work? What does it mean to have? ”
"I want to work progressively. I think it's time for me to be promoted to second-class soldier in the near future. ”
"You have ambition, and you have a lot of ambition."
"Report to the captain, I am a second-class fart soldier porphyr 1041744 and I only hit two farts, and I held back several farts." A private said, waving his tentacles.
"Why are you holding back so many farts?" The captain asked, waving his tentacles.
"I'm afraid of punishment. I heard the commander of our division 'just eat fart' and say that if anyone hits a fart that does not fit his identity, he will be demoted to the rank of the army.
So I had to hold my fart and didn't dare to let it go! Even though I'm very uncomfortable right now, I still have to work like this.
If it's uncomfortable like this again, then I'm willing to work in a downgrade. ”
"Hey! Who knew that the lives of those of us who were fart soldiers were miserable! Not even the freedom to fart!
O iniquity! I also held back a few farts just now, and I didn't dare to let go of the discomfort to death.
Now I can't hold it anymore, so I'll just let it go as a fart.
Brothers, if I have a few more farts, keep it a secret for me, and don't get it to the ears of the captain.
Otherwise, the captain who likes to make small reports will definitely report this matter to the division commander to 'eat fart', and then we will all be demoted.
Now you can all fart as much as you want, I won't count. Or I'll come first. The captain said, waving his tentacles.
Just listen to the "porphyr" hit several farts at once, this is naturally the masterpiece of the patrol captain's first-class fart 1041684.
Now that the captain has made a good start, everything will be easy.
Immediately afterward, I heard one fart after another, from the head of the line to the end of the line, like a baton.
It seems that all the fart soldiers have been demoted to the third class.
Only third-class fart soldiers can spank casually, because they are the lowest level of fart soldiers, and there is no way to descend.
Seeing that all the brothers in the patrol had finished their farts, everyone felt very happy, and then the captain actually led the group to laugh.
So everyone discussed who wanted to fart in the future, and they all held back, and stayed here to fart together, which can be regarded as fighting a little bit of freedom for themselves.
Since then, it has become an unwritten rule for them to hide in the wild and fart to their heart's content.
In fact, the area that this patrol is patrolling is an important strategic point, and it is also a disputed territory that was taken from the Red Ant Nation two years ago.
From this strategic point to the north is occupied by the Xiongnu ants, to the northeast is the termite empire, to the east is the Ulan Empire, and to the southeast is the territory of the Yue monkey ants, which shows how important this place is.
However, at this time, the whole country of the Ulan country did not know that the war here would be rekindled again in the near future, and the blood would be stormy.
Since the defeat of the vicious Hun ant soldiers, the whole country of the Red Ant Empire has taken on a new mental outlook.
Almost all of the red ants have been thrown into a vigorous campaign to rebuild their homes.
Everyone's enthusiasm is high, the enthusiasm is soaring, and almost all the projects are progressing rapidly, which can really be described as changing with each passing day.
All the city-states within the Federation of the Red Ant Empire have carried out large-scale production and large-scale military training activities, especially attaching great importance to food production and air force construction.
Since everyone began to learn and learn from the advanced production methods and training methods of the three city-states of Suzhou, they all developed many times faster than the Japanese and blue states.
In less than three months, more than 70 percent of the city-state was self-sufficient in food and had created its own air force.
Ninety-three of the 130 city-states in the Federation have their own air forces, adding up to a total of 18,000 Scarab "fighters" in the country.
Just because the territory of the Red Ant Empire is relatively large and rich in flying insects such as beetles, they quickly formed a very large air force.
On the other hand, due to its small territory and the fact that it does not produce many beetles, but there are more locusts, it took a lot of effort to establish an air force with only 1,500 scarab "fighters".
According to the latest information that the air force of the Red Ant Empire is less than one-tenth of the Red Ant Empire's air force, the commander-in-chief of the Red Ant Army, Cordyceps, and the generals of the Combat Staff are simply excited.
They all agreed to start a battle plan against the Blue Country, and reported to the **** Saffron Queen for approval.
Soon, Her Majesty Queen Saffron's instructions came down, and she also approved of the plan of attack on the Bun Blue Kingdom.
Just as the Red Ant Empire was preparing to start a war against the Blue Empire, almost the entire country was in the dark.
In particular, this strategic place called "Rhino Horn Island" by the former Red Ant Country is still immersed in the frolic of the past, and the Supreme Commander, Major General of the Ninth Division, led 30,000 fart soldiers to garrison this place, but because there has been no war here for a long time, officers and soldiers at all levels are a little slack.
Today is the "Bathing Festival" of the Japanese Blue Country, and it is also the hottest day in the middle of summer every year.
The garrison barracks were in a noisy and festive atmosphere, everyone was close to the stream to play in the water, splash in the water and take a bath, generally the fart soldiers fought with each other, and the officers at all levels also chatted and chatted with each other.
This time, even their highest commander "Light Fart" also joined in, and the second person in the garrison, the chief of staff of the division and regiment, "Pee Rolling Fart", saw that the head was coming, and hurriedly danced his tentacles and said: "Old Guang, why are you here!" Everyone has been waiting for you for a long time. ”
"My land is not like you, I work a lot of things in my land, and I can't walk if I want to." "Just eat fart" waved his tentacles helplessly.
"Now that you are working without a war, why should you bother yourself?"
"You don't understand, sitting in my position is a heavy responsibility, and a lot of things are sloppy and sloppy."