Chapter Forty-Eight: A Chance Encounter with a Soulmate
She thought: Huh! You have your plan, and I have my ladder over the wall.
From then on, whenever she saw those dumbfounded insects flying over, she would shout: "Hey! Don't come here, there's a trap here. You're going to die if you come here! ”
When the insects heard this, they hurriedly said, "Is it? Are there really traps? You're not going to lie to me, are you? ”
Su San said: "I lied to you, I am a stink bug." Besides, what do you get by lying to you? ”
The insects said, "That's right! Then I thank you so much! I'm going to go somewhere else. Bye! ”
At the end of the day, the mother spider didn't catch a single insect, not even a mosquito.
At this time, the mother spider was angry, and she said angrily: "Stinky flowers, what are you messing with?" You can't get along with me, do you? ”
Su San said: "I hate your invincible appearance. It's just going to mess up your business, what's wrong with you? You have what it takes to bite me! ”
The mother spider said, "You madman, you are unreasonable. I'm so! ”
Su San said: "I just want to be angry with you until I get angry with you." Hum! I'm in charge of my territory. ”
The mother spider said, "You want to be beautiful." I just won't go, see how you rely on me? This treasure land is mine, so I don't want to leave. ”
Su San said: "Then let's ride a donkey and read the record book and see." ”
Both sides were at a stalemate, and the battle continued for two more days, during which Su San won a complete victory.
By the third day, the mother spider was already hungry, and seeing that there was no hope of holding on any longer, she had to withdraw in disgrace.
After two heavy rains, the sky was clear and the sun was beautiful.
The cobwebs on Su San's fool flower were also cleaned up by the rain.
Insects such as butterflies, bees, moths, flies and mosquitoes also visited her again, and she was delighted that butterflies and bees came.
Since Su San did not refuse, everyone liked to stay with her.
Therefore, her place is as lively as a festival.
However, just when Su San thought that everything was fine, a praying mantis came running and regarded it as his home, and it began to hunt its favorite prey here.
What's even worse is that since the praying mantis came, other insects rarely came, so it reverted to the same situation as spiders.
Su San was very angry, and wanted to take the same method as driving away the spider to get rid of this praying mantis.
However, when Su San adopted this method, he didn't expect to anger this short-tempered praying mantis.
The praying mantis actually used its pair of sickle-like pincers to cut Su San's body (petals), causing Su San to be in great pain and crying, until finally Su San fainted.
I don't know how long it has been, Su San slowly woke up, opened his eyes and saw that the ferocious praying mantis was no longer there, and her body (fool petals) was already damaged, like a battle flag fluttering in the wind in the fierce flames of battle, so pitiful and tenacious.
Su San felt that the breath of her life was constantly passing, and her "fool flower career" was coming to an end.
What kind of career awaits her in the future?
She was very at a loss about this, and at the last moment of her life, she sang her most familiar and favorite Peking Opera "Su Sanqi Solution":
Su San left Hongdong County and came to the front of the street.
I didn't say that I was so miserable, and the gentlemen of the past listened to me.
Which one goes to Nanjing, and passes the letter with my San Lang.
said that Su San would break his life, and I should repay him for becoming a dog and horse in the next life.
People say that Luoyang is full of flowers, and it is not spring when slaves come to it.
bowed his head and left the border of Hongdong County.
It is said that the guys who like to hijack aliens on the "earth" of this Tiankui department are addicted to stealing, and they actually stole a man from our earth half a year ago, named Medberg (nicknamed "No Run").
This guy who doesn't have to run actually likes Peking Opera, especially Peking Opera, such as: "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", "Shajiabang" and "Red Lantern" in "Eight Model Operas" and other male character lyrics.
No, he just traveled from the "cockroach career", and now he has started the "toad career" again.
Just now, a frog who was still a good friend took away the flying insect that he was about to take, and he was very angry that he didn't have to run.
He learned from Hu Chuankui's tone in the Peking Opera "Shajiabang" and sang: "This little Diao doesn't talk about face at all." ”
Unexpectedly, a flower butterfly suddenly flew from a distance, and she also learned the tone of A Qing's sister-in-law in the Peking Opera "Shajiabang" and sang: "This straw bale is a wall to block the wind." ”
I didn't have to be surprised, and thought: My good boy, there are still flowers and butterflies on this planet who learn to sing Peking Opera. I'm not dreaming, am I?
Thinking of this, he didn't have to run and hurriedly pinched his toad's thigh with his right front paw.
"Ouch!" It hurt so much that I couldn't run, and I screamed.
"Hahahahaha The butterfly said, "It's true, I don't lie to you." ”
It turned out that this butterfly was born by Su Santuo.
Last time, Su San sang the last Peking Opera before his death, and finally attracted a flower butterfly.
And the super instrument responsible for monitoring, capturing and transplanting Su San's soul immediately transplanted her soul to the head of this flower butterfly.
Today, I happened to meet that I didn't have to run here to sing, Su Sanyi was overjoyed when he heard it, and thought: I finally found a soulmate, maybe it's still the 'party organization'.
And so the story happened.
At this time, he had already come to his senses and asked excitedly, "You weren't also robbed from the earth by them, right?" ”
"What Earth?" Su San said puzzledly, "No, no, no, I'm not from the earth." The people on this planet are earthlings. I came from the planet 'Mei Lan Fangxing' of the 'Jing' department, and my name is Su San. ”