Chapter 173: Wild Dog Gang
Brother Mo, I won't be a corpse, this woman's tongue can poke my mouth out of blood! ”
Wang Dazhu pointed to his mouth and asked, Zhou Hao shook his head solemnly, "Say goodbye to the brothers, don't worry, after your corpse changes later, I will definitely leave you a complete head, and you will be reincarnated in the next life." ”
Wang Dazhu immediately sat on the ground with a dead heart, his face was twice as long, his eyes were dull, as if he had suffered a thunderbolt from the sky, but Zhou Hao couldn't help laughing at this time, and hurriedly said:
"You really believe it when you step on the horse, don't worry, I have also been sucked by the hanged ghost before, of course it is not a mouth, and I am not alive and well now?"
Hearing this, Wang Dazhu jumped up excitedly, and while Zhou Hao was not paying attention, he slapped him on the back of the head, and immediately ran to the warehouse after the blow was successful.
……
"Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward! Don't look back! ”
"Sister, you are my person, I don't allow you to enter other homes, I secretly kissed you, and you also touched my * head..."
Some of the people in the group sat on the saddle of the car, and some sat directly on the food bags in the cargo box, singing back and forth, and after a while, they also started singing mountain songs, but no matter what they sang, they all revolved around the central point of "sister", full of foul language, and the living corpses on the highway looked confused, where had they ever seen such ostentatious human beings in the market, and they simply didn't take their living corpse brothers in their eyes.
However, these living corpses were no longer convinced, and they could only leave a lot of rotten flesh when they came over, and the "pop" sound was like crushing a big watermelon.
After solving the hanged ghost, they began to prepare to bring the food back to the gathering place, of course, it is certainly not realistic to rely on a car, Yin Kaige and a few went not far to find a Wuling Rongguang small truck, with the previous pickup truck full of grain, the entire warehouse was only two or three thousand catties, and after loading, there was only less than one-third left, and the two groups of people followed the road when they went back.
The young man opened the way in front, Zhou Hao and the others followed closely behind, but he always felt that something was wrong, as if he had forgotten something important, as soon as he saw Huazi next to him like a big pervert, playing with the tongue of the half-hanged ghost, he immediately remembered the source of the feeling that something was wrong, so he poked him, and deliberately pretended to be careless and asked:
"Hey, what did you say about the Ritian Gang before, who did you listen to? Stupid, too much to step on the horse. ”
When he first heard this name, he was not surprised at all, but now he suddenly remembered that his current identity is Zhang Mo, how did this thing suddenly appear with the name "Ritian", it can't be recognized a long time ago.
But Huazi grinned and said, "I didn't hear from anyone, didn't I hear that there was a wild dog gang in the gathering place?" I just want to make a name for blowing up the sky to scare and scare them.,When I used to watch the forced station, someone always brushed what kind of bombing gang.,I just want to make a similar name.,It just so happens that there is a Japanese word in my name.,Every day doesn't sound much more awesome than the bombing? ”
“…”
Zhou Hao was speechless for a while, and could only ask without words: "There is a Japanese character in your name?" What's your full name? ”
"Although they all call me Huazi, my real name is actually my real name
There is no word Hua in it at all. ”
Huazi disgustingly put the half of his tongue into the pocket of his clothes, and said slowly: "My dad named me Han Ye when he named me, and later registered my dad wrote a separation, and the stupid staff really wrote it like this, and this became Han Rihua, this broken name was made up together with the three countries of stepping horses, and the most annoying thing is that my Great China was actually ranked last, and it was not easy to change the name, but Huazi also became my nickname, and all the people there called me that." ”
"Your dad is pretty awesome, too..."
Zhou Hao finally knew why this product was so tiger, as the so-called tiger father has no dog, if there is a father, there must be a son, there is such a tiger father, and the child who brought it up must also be a tiger.
People are in good spirits at happy events, the sun is also brilliant at this time, the breeze is blowing, many people have begun to fantasize about the good life after returning to the gathering place, with these foods, what kind of girl can't find it? Besides, the total number of women in the gathering place is even more than that of men, and it is estimated that it is useless to be able to beat a single person in this case.
The young men in front were also mobilized by this group of old drivers, but the songs they sang were much more civilized, all pop songs, love and love, reflecting the longing of this group of single dogs for love.
"Whew!"
As he drove onto the main road, suddenly the car in front stopped, and the people behind were wondering, a large group of people came out of the forest with their faces covered in a funny way, and some of them didn't know which woman's black stockings they had stolen, and they were very funny on their heads.
"Brother Mo! I've run into a robbery! ”
Needless to say, Zhou Hao's eyes were not blind, there were two wooden horses in the middle of the road, and suddenly among the masked people, a leader stood up and yelled at them viciously:
"They all stepped on the horses and rolled down from the car, the men squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, and the women raised their buttocks and held their hands on the car! Otherwise, don't blame the guns in the hands of labor and management for not having long eyes! ”
Saying that, he also turned the gun in his hand, of course Yin Kai and the others would not be stupid enough to get out of the car, not to mention anything else, Zhou Hao in the back can have one each, but Zhou Hao said loudly and amusedly:
"You guys are not professional, there is not a single slogan of robbing the road, what "I planted this tree, I opened this road", how much you have to make a whole ah, so I want to come and grab things without saying anything, you make it difficult for us to do it! ”
The leader whispered to the side, probably because he didn't expect them to have so many people, but they all came out, and they couldn't just run away after saying two words, which was too embarrassing, so they had to be bold and said:
"Where are you stepping on horses, don't give labor and management eye medicine, tell you, unload the grain behind your car today, we can let you go, otherwise, you will have to die today."
"With so much food, can you eat it?"
Zhou Hao squinted his eyes and smiled: "Ask me where I am?" Prick up your ears and listen! The northwest Xuantian is cloudy, and the crows fall on the phoenix group, I am Li Yunlong, the head of the Independent Regiment of the Eighth Route Army that you are looking for. ”
"Made, I think you're tired and crooked!"
The leader raised his gun and pointed it at Zhou Hao, and Yin Kai even frowned and persuaded: "Brother, go quickly, otherwise you won't be able to leave if you want to go later." ”
These words fell
In the ears of the leader, it was tantamount to a slap in the face to him, and the heart said that if he didn't shoot today, he couldn't solve the problem, but before he could pull the trigger, several bullets flew over, and one hit his arm, and as soon as the hand was released, even the gun fell to the ground, covering the wound and couldn't stop screaming "oops".
The leader can see that the people in the car are clearly very poor in marksmanship, and they can only shoot a few shots in a row by feeling, but fortunately they have a big life and are not shot to the point.
Wang Dazhu's eyes were about to close when he smiled, and said loudly: "I told you to leave, you have to pretend to be forced, now it's okay, I can't leave in this life, don't move my brother's hand over there, it's terrible if my hand shakes here." ”
Unexpectedly, in addition to this leader, there were two other people who were also carrying a gun, but at this moment, they didn't dare to move at all, and before their hand could reach in, a bullet flew at his feet.
"Run!"
I don't know who suddenly shouted, those masked people were all very unrighteous and scattered, flashed into the forest and disappeared, mainly because there were too many people, Zhou Hao They didn't have time to react, where did they think that this group of people was so realistic, the boss was still trembling in pain, but the younger brother ran away, but fortunately left so many backbones, including the two people who just got the gun, none of them ran away.
"Brother, do you still have to be scared?"
Wang Dazhu came to the man and said hehe, the thing was so painful that tears flowed, and he shook his head frantically and said, "Big brother, I was wrong!" I really didn't mean to, it's all a bunch of little cubs telling me your news, otherwise I wouldn't have robbed you of your way! ”
"Who told you?"
"A group of children, the leader is called Wang Yan."
The leader hurriedly replied, and as soon as he heard the name, someone among the young people immediately said: "I knew that Wang Yan did it, Brother Zhu, Wang Yan was the one who scolded us at the entrance of the village this morning!" ”
"Damn, I thought you guys were joking, but I didn't expect to do this?"
Wang Dazhu's face was full of surprise, and he pulled off the black cloth on the leader's head with one hand, and Yin Kai was suddenly shocked: "He is a member of the Wild Dog Gang, I have seen it!" ”
"Huh?"
Zhou Hao was also interested, and the hoods of the other two were also ripped off, they were all familiar faces, their identities had been exposed, and the leader actually pulled his mouth and said:
"You can't kill me, killing me is the enemy of the entire Wild Dog Gang, Brother Xing will never let you go!"
"Are you scaring me?"
Zhou Hao smiled and said: "I don't believe that I came out to rob and was killed, your eldest brother will still stand up for you, if I hold this matter in my heart, otherwise I will lose the foundation, besides, you are also considered a private job, and your eldest brother will not let his subordinates do this." ”
"No, Brother Xing said a long time ago that we could..."
The leader almost said it as soon as he spoke, but Zhou Hao was too lazy to care about these troubles, looking at this guy, his status should not be high, but he could also be assigned three guns, the Wild Dog Gang is really a big business, they have small arms and legs, they must not be able to fight with them, I thought that with these guns in my hands, I could dominate the party, how to think that before the disaster, it was difficult to even see a bow and crossbow, there were guns everywhere, and I don't know where they got it.