Text Chapter 54 Discipline, ten dollars! (a)
The suspicious person, who claims not to be a suspicious person, is in peace negotiations with the high-level evolutionary teachers of the academy.....
"Heaven and earth can be seen, the sun and the moon can be watched, you see that I have an extraordinary appearance, outstanding temperament, full of heaven, and a round earth, how can I be a suspicious character? This innocent Lori can testify for me, right! Li Gang patted the tofu brain next to him.
"Huh?" Tofu raised his little head and glanced at Li Gang suspiciously, it seems that he has been photographed a lot today.
In the expectant eyes of Li Gang and everyone, the tofu flower bar clicked its mouth twice, and then lowered its head and continued to nibble on the chicken head in his hand.
"Click, click..."
The hard chicken head was gnawed by the tofu flowers, and the onlookers who watched this way of eating had a toothache.
"This Lori is also suspicious!"
At this time, Xiao Wei's voice sounded: "Stupid brother, have you done anything to make people hateful again?" ”
Li Gang glanced at the gloating Xiaowei and cried: "I'm more wronged than Dou E and his brother, isn't this all for you?" Beat that nerve-wrenching kid away, and they didn't call me a terrorist. How can I, a young man of all kinds in the new century, follow Uncle Laden all the way? ”
"I'm not Dou E!" Xiaowei shrugged.
"Now is not the time to complain."
"Li Xiaowei, do you know this person?" One of the teachers who surrounded Li Gang asked.
"Yes, he's my brother."
"Hey, what do you mean by 'sort of'?" Li Gang protested, Xiaowei ignored him and whispered something in the teacher's ear, and then the teacher showed a suddenly realized expression and waved his hand at several other teachers: "This is Li Xiaowei's brother, just now I saw that my sister was in danger and rushed to the rescue, I shouldn't have come to make trouble, let's go and prepare for the next game." He looked at Li Gang again and said, "I can understand that you are eager to save people, but pay attention next time, the medical expenses this time will be counted on your head, and the glass will also be accompanied." After speaking, he ignored the confused Li Gang and left with the teachers who were also confused.
"By the way, what did you tell him?" Li Gang looked at Xiaowei for an answer.
"Secret!" Xiao Wei smiled, and then ran to Zhang Qing's side to show off: "Mom, how is it, see my heroic performance!" ”
"Yes, it's a mother's daughter!" Zhang Qing praised.
"Hey, don't ignore me, what did you tell them?"
The departing academy teacher's side
"What did the kid tell you, why did you let us go all of a sudden?"
"Oops, she told me that her brother has a brain problem, intermittent violent psychosis, a lot of stimulation and a seizure, and that he will bite people when he initiates the disease!"
Everyone Khan: "I haven't heard of this disease." But the man's words and deeds were indeed strange, and perhaps he was really sick. Seeing that he easily destroyed the glass wall just now, his strength is definitely not bad, and if he really gets sick, it will be troublesome. ”
"Anyway, it was Zhou Hu's fault to make a sneak attack, and he should be taught a lesson."
"That's right, that's right, it's just a salary to eat, there's no need to work hard......
Zhou Hu already has medical personnel on his side to treat him. He was free of life, but his left leg was fractured, and the back of his left arm was extensively injured.
Li Gang didn't kill him, but this unlucky kid dared to kill the not very cute old girl, and it was not okay not to teach him a lesson, so Li Gang gave him three Yuanli bombs. At that time, six shots were shot, three shattered the glass defense wall, and the remaining three hit the ground in front of Zhou Hu and behind him on both sides, which was intentional by Li Gang. Such an attack would not be deflected by Zhou Hu's spatial defense, because it was not rushing at him at all, and there was no way to prevent it. The bottom-up cross shock wave generated by the explosion of the Yuan Force Bomb attacking the ground was also something he couldn't prevent. Of course, he can teleport away, provided he can react before he gets hit. Li Gang's Yuanli bullet speed is not slower than that of a bullet.
Teleportation seems to be very powerful, but if he hits before teleporting, no matter how powerful he is, it will be useless.
"Who was making trouble here just now?" A rough voice sounded, and Li Gang looked like a one-armed uncle in uniform, a little familiar.
"Li Gang!" The one-armed uncle called out his name with a surprised face when he saw Li Gang, and Li Gang said in his heart: "Sure enough, I know, but it's a pity that I only remember beautiful women, who is this uncle?" ”
"Uncle Wang, you're here too." Xiao Wei greeted the one-armed uncle.
"Yes, I'm leading the team to take care of the safety here, and the game just now was good."
"Thank you, is Sister Xiaoying here?" Xiao Wei looked behind the man known as Uncle Wang.
"I'm here." Sun Ying walked out of the crowd, along with Feng Tianliang and Guo Furen, who were stunned when they saw Li Gang standing alive.
Guo Furen rubbed his eyes and said to Sun Ying: "Sister Ying, I seem to have seen Li Gang's ghost phantom." ”
"How can there be undead in this world?"
"Also, is this my hallucination? It's terrible......" Guo Furen said with a frightened expression: "Is this a hint from God that I should change my sexual orientation?" But even if I want to do it, I don't want to do it with this guy.,At least it has to be a cute pseudo-girl! God, just let me go, I won't dare to peek at his sister taking a bath again. ”
"It's you! Give me ....... death" Xiaowei's angry 100,000 volts have not yet fallen, and someone has already taken the lead. Listening to a bang, Guo Furen was hit by a beautiful uppercut to the gorgeous ascension.
The person who punched was Li Gang, he withdrew his clenched fist, and looked indignant: "You depraved scum, you actually peeked at my old sister taking a bath...." But then he pointed at Xiao Wei and said bitterly: "... What's so nice about her washboard! Have you forgotten all about the pursuit of F? ”
Poof...
The crowd fainted
Xiaowei, who had just had a little touch, suddenly turned black: "....The washboard is really sorry for you, you can die for me too!" ”
The dazzling electric light flashed, and Li Gang also ascended to heaven gorgeously.
"I'm so stupid to have hope for this kind of guy." Xiao Wei sighed powerlessly.
Sun Ying patted Xiaowei on the shoulder to express sympathy.
"I didn't expect him to be alive, why didn't Xiaowei tell his sister?" Sun Ying complained.
"Hey, I only saw him when I came home last night, and I didn't plan to tell you when I saw you today, but I didn't see you all morning."
"We went on patrol outside in the morning, and we only changed inside in the afternoon, so I can't help this. Anyway, what's going on with that little girl, she seems to be eating your brother's fingers, is that okay? Sun Ying pointed to the tofu flower that was sitting next to Li Gang and holding his fingers and gnawed hard.
The corners of Xiao Wei's mouth twitched when he saw this strange picture, and he replied uncertainly: "Probably...."
Ten minutes later
"Dear viewers, dear fathers and fellow villagers... Yes! ....Don't litter, this explanation only accepts bribes from beautiful women, and empty bottles are not accepted! …… Vignette, let's continue, in this cloudless, refreshed, spring-hearted day, the first Mingquan Star Academy Martial Arts Competition was grandly held, the following is the battle of the middle level of Group C, the contestants are the No. 7 seed player An Tengxu and the No. 51 dark horse player Lu Dayou, Lu Dayou's name is very deceptive, in fact, he is not big at all, hey, hey, hey......"
"This explanation is really very ...... flat," this is the unanimous sentiment of all the people present.
Sidelines
Li Gang held the one-armed uncle's hand and said enthusiastically: "It turned out to be Captain Wang, you have changed so much, I almost didn't recognize it!" ”
Wang Tongshan was speechless: "You just didn't recognize it." ”
"Why, hehe, by the way, why didn't you see that little pot friend, what's your name? Wang? ”
"You are big, king!" Xiaowei pumped Li Gang's head and corrected, "It's Chen Hongli, is Chen Hongli good!" ”
Li Gang touched his red forehead, "It doesn't matter if he is Leehom or Hongli, if he is not a beauty, how can I remember clearly?" Can you blame me for this? Anyway, where did he go, didn't he hang up? ”
Tofu Hua imitated Li Gang touching his forehead with his little hand and touching his head with oil...
"I'm still alive!" As soon as Chen Hongli came over, he heard Li Gang ask him if he was hanging, which was really unlucky. It was Guo Furen who went to call him over, and on the way here, he knew the news that Li Gang was alive, and he was already surprised, so he was not very surprised now.
"Don't talk nonsense, how did you survive, we saw three high-level mutant beasts chasing you at that time, did you meet a master outside the world? Or a beauty? Did you teach you any peerless martial arts, and by the way, practice the combined Dafa or something? Guo Furen asked with a wicked smile.
"Cut, that's all you want." Li Gang looked at Guo Furen with disdain and said, "How could such a vulgar plot of a beautiful woman in the world happen to me?" It must have been the three mutant beasts who caught up with me and suddenly turned into three peerless sisters, and then told me that if I didn't merge with them, the world would be destroyed. For the sake of the whole world, I will not hesitate, and then ...... There you have it! Saying that, Li Gang put the tofu flower in front of Guo Furen.
Tofu Hua calmly glanced at Guo Furen in front of him, and continued to chew the bones of the roast chicken, saying that there are only two chicken feet left in this roast chicken!
Guo Furen pointed to the tofu flower, "Aren't there three?" ”
"You're a layman, this is called a three-in-one, and it's more powerful!"
"I see!"
Chen Hongli on the side moved to the side, and said in his heart: "They seem to have entered a strange realm again, it's better to stay away!" ”
Others also pretended not to know that they were far away.
In view of the fact that Li Gang and Guo Furen have entered the realm of abnormal people, Li Gang's matter will be explained by Xiao Wei......
"What? You say that little Lori is a phantom?!!! Everyone shouted in unison, the biggest reaction was Wang Tongshan, his arm was lost by the illusion, the rescue team was almost wiped out at that time thanks to a magic demon, the power of the illusion is still his lingering nightmare, but now he is told that the stupid foodie Lori in front of him is a magic demon, how can he not be shocked.