699, I am a thief!

Guangxiu County has three uniques.

The madman in the north of the city.

A Taoist priest in the south of the city.

The living Buddha in the east of the city.

These are all well-known folk masters, who are deeply respected by the residents of Guangxiu County, even if they don't want to see someone, ordinary people don't dare to say it widely.

It's no wonder that the common people are superstitious, after all, this is a real world, full of immortals and Buddhas, and ghosts and gods.

As long as there is a definite belief in the real existence to rely on, then it is not superstition, but reverence.

In addition, Guangxiu County is originally located in the frontier, far away from the protection of the dragon qi in the central part of Gyeonggi, and the chance of encountering cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods is naturally much greater.

It is precisely because of the protection of these folk monks that there is Guangxiu County, which can barely be regarded as living and working in peace and contentment.

For these three, they are all extremely famous in the surrounding ten miles and eight towns, and there are countless monks with believers, Ye Tai didn't know too much, but it is expected that he can become famous in such an environment, which is somewhat real.

However, for the so-called living Buddha of the folk, Ye Tai has always harbored diss and disgusting emotions.

It is said that the living Buddha with many believers was a lazy man in his early years, and he was a bachelor for most of his life, and then he couldn't live anymore, so he went to the temple to become a monk.

The monk may have been influenced by the legendary Jigong Living Buddha, the form is uninhibited, the eight precepts are not precepts, of course, it is more likely that it is because of his nature, and he is not sincere at all.

Later, I don't know which day, I suddenly had a convulsion, and I saw a soil dog, which was in La Shet, and the people rushed up directly, pushed away the earth dog that had not been pulled and was startled, swallowed it with a mouthful of hot Xiang, and laughed at the sky, claiming that he had an epiphany, saying that he was a Buddha.

Because the antecedent is there, in fact, at the beginning, the people thought this guy was crazy.

But in the back, this guy really did a few good things, and even robbed the Chengbei madman and the Martian boy of their jobs, and predicted a few things that were about to happen.

In fact, it's not to blame people, who made you an old madman, you will divinate four times a year, there are so many residents in Guangxiu County, the powerful and wealthy gentry can't share it, how can there be anything to do with the civilians.

This time it was out of control, and the name of the Living Buddha was spread by everyone.

Even with him, the small temple where he was located, the incense was several times stronger.

Some people retorted, saying that if he was really an incarnation of a Buddha, how could he even eat Shet?

Next, it's the reason why Ye is too disgusting and diss.

There are believers who have spoken for the living Buddha, in the past, the dragon and Arhat descended to the earth, incarnated as the living Buddha, isn't it also an unruly body, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha is sitting in his heart?

Perhaps this is the true manifestation of the Buddha's embodiment in the world, sacrificing his own face and educating sentient beings?

Later, the so-called living Buddha really spoke, saying, yes, that's what I thought.

Moreover, he moved out of the ascetic set, the living Buddha felt that the suffering in his world was constant, and if you bear less, others will bear more.

But what is the Buddha about?

It's mercy, it's sacrifice!

Therefore, this living Buddha, in his dream, discussed the Tao with the Taoist Living Buddha, and finally realized the Dharma, that is, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

The more I suffer, the less others will endure!

If I eat more hot Xiang, others will eat more food!

It's all for all sentient beings!

Yes, it seems to be reasonable, and now there are more people who believe in him, and the incense of the small temple is a mess.

Actually, Mrs. Ye didn't want to stop people from eating Xiang......

After all, everyone has their own life pursuits, and he can't manage it, and he doesn't bother to care about it.

But what does it mean that you are moving out of the Taoist Living Buddha to flaunt yourself and compare yourself with yourself?

In my dream, I was talking about the Tao with the Living Buddha, if Lao Tzu saw you, he would have slapped you into a meat pie a long time ago, and he would have put this aside to discuss the Tao with you.

That's right, although he revisited this world, it seems that he has changed his identity, but the Daoji Living Buddha is Ye Tai's true identity in this world, in the eyes of those immortal Buddhas.

Can I say that eating is for the good of others?

After Mrs. Ye knew about this matter, she decided in her heart, it's okay that bullshit living Buddha doesn't meet him, if he does, throw him into the evolution septic tank, and he won't be allowed to come up until he finishes eating!

Damn, that's ridiculous.

The incense in the temple in the east of the city is still vigorous.

The Taoist temple in the south of the city hangs high on the mountainside, out of the world.

On the north side of the city, there was movement, the old madman was not crazy today, just like a person who had nothing to do, and strode towards the Ye Mansion in the center of the city.

Just when the people were amazed and ready to follow him to see what the old madman was going to do.

On the way, the madman really lived up to expectations, went crazy again, broke into people's houses in broad daylight, robbed people's daughters, and forcibly abducted the daughter-in-law of the king's butcher who was loving and unclothed.

The king butcher chased after him, carrying a knife and threatening to fight the old madman.

The crowd was also furious, and they came forward to save the little woman who was begging for mercy and crying for help.

For a while, crying and grabbing the ground, it was very noisy.

But no matter how much people chased them, the old madman was always three feet ahead of them, and he couldn't catch up with them.

Before he arrived at Ye Mansion, he arrived at the court first, and the old madman didn't say anything, and directly threw the pitiful, frightened and crying little woman into the court.

That's when people caught up.

Wang Butcher carried a bone chopping knife, and said with red eyes: "Okay, you crazy man, I didn't send you to the official, but you drilled into it yourself, if Master Ye doesn't sentence you to a thousand boards this time, my Wang Butcher will also kill you!" ”

After that, he was outside the public court, beating the drum to redress his grievances.

This is not the end, after the drums are beaten, I have to go up to the old madman to settle accounts.

"Above the court, don't mess around!"

Suddenly, Ye Bizhen's voice came from behind the scenes, stopping the crowd of people.

Ye Bizhen walked up to the high platform, looked down, stunned, old madman, will he still have a lawsuit with someone?

Ye Bizhen looked down and said: "There are no cadres, retreat from the court, who is under the hall, report their names, what grievances they have, tell the truth!" ”

Seeing that his poor daughter-in-law was fine, and he was already in awe of the court, Wang Tuhu hurriedly knelt down and said, "Master Ye, you have to be the master of my daughter-in-law!" This old madman, I have no grievances with him, I don't know what kind of wind he smoked this time, forcibly broke into people's houses, and robbed people's girls! Pity my daughter-in-law, who has fine skin and tender meat, was dragged all the way by him! The folks and elders can testify! ”

For a while, the crowd outside the public hall also rebuked the old madman for his absurd behavior.

Ye Bizhen had a headache, thinking to himself, shouldn't you come to my door to tell my son, how did you turn your brain, and you also made out the Qianchuan Mingzhu and the lawsuit of robbing the people's daughter.

Ye Bizhen looked at the sluggish old madman, frowned and said, "Old madman, do you have anything to say?" ”

The old madman didn't raise his head, but his hand was firmly pointed at the high hall mirror, "Mirror." ”

Everyone was surprised, so they followed his hand and looked at the bronze mirror hanging high above the public hall, which was a little blurred.

This is unbelievable, the scene exploded in an instant, the situation reversed, and they cast their eyes like avoiding snakes and scorpions on the helpless and poor little woman.

I saw that above the mirror of the high hall, the figure of the fox who had always been cunning was impressively reflected.

"Okay, you vixen, if the old madman didn't find out about you, maybe how many young people in my Guangxiu County would have been harmed!"

"Damn it! When chop! The old madman master is as wise as a torch, and he should be rewarded! ”

Public opinion was turned upside down in an instant.

This is the public court of this world, above the high hall, there must be a bronze mirror hanging, the bronze mirror itself has no mysterious power, but as the judicial body of the heavenly kingdom, it is naturally connected to the national fortune, and above the public court, there must be no bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods to make trouble!

Of course, this is also for the low-level cow ghost snake god, you let Wangcai come, how can he be a human being, not a dragon.

Wang Tuhu was struck by lightning, looked at the panicked daughter-in-law, and muttered: "Impossible, how can the little kiss be a monster, impossible!" It must be you, a madman, who is confusing the crowd with witchcraft! ”

Without Ye Bizhen opening his mouth, the officials on both sides immediately walked out of the two and controlled the crazy Wang butcher.

Ye Bizhen looked at the panicked vixen and said, "Do you have anything to say?" ”

The fox spirit obviously didn't finish the brain that Wangcai encountered, and in a hurry, he blurted out: "I'm a thief, I'm a thief!" ”