Chapter Seventy-Three: Please Immortals
I called both Su Dongling and Yue Fu outside, and then repeated what had just happened, and then said:
"Right now, it's only the two of you who are qualified, and I want to replace the two of you, but that's obviously unrealistic, so I can only choose one of the two of you!"
I really have no choice, otherwise I would never have risked these two people, but I didn't expect that as soon as my words fell, Yue Fu stood up suddenly.
"It has to be me! Why can't you let a girl do this kind of thing? I have to come! ”
Yue Fu's volunteering took me aback, I originally thought he would be the one who flinched, but I didn't expect him to be the first to stand up.
"Son-in-law, you have thought clearly, this is not a fun thing!"
I advised Yue Fu.
You know, there will be sequelae on the upper body of this possession, although the sequelae are not big, but it is inevitable that the body will be uncomfortable for a few days, which is not a good errand!
"What's so bad about that? That's to see the Yellow Immortals! And as you just said, it's a yellow skin, and it must be a very beautiful look! ”
Yue Fu put on a perverted look, and when I saw him like this, I was so angry that I slapped him on the head.
"Blasphemy Wild Immortals, are you tired of living?"
After being slapped by me, Yue Fu also knew that there was something wrong with what he had just done, and hurriedly put away his smile.
"Give me your birthday."
I took Yue Fu's birthday and gave it to Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump took Yue Fu's birthday, then took out his mobile phone, clicked on the calculator and pressed it wildly.
"No way!"
It didn't take long for Forrest Gump to suddenly say:
"Look, Yue Fu's birthday is not good!"
Forrest Gump said as he handed over his phone, and at this time a lot of numbers had appeared on his phone.
Although I am not proficient in this algorithm, I can still understand it, so when I read these numbers, my whole body was shocked.
"Eight characters are all yang?"
I looked at Forrest Gump in disbelief.
"That's right, the eight-character Quanyang! It seems that this kid's life is not ordinarily good! ”
Forrest Gump nodded helplessly, then looked at me.
"With Su Dongling, are you willing to do it?"
When I heard Forrest Gump say this, I suddenly felt a strange feeling in my heart, but the feeling came and went so fast that I forgot about it in the blink of an eye.
"As long as Su Dongling agrees, then it should work!"
After a while, I said to Forrest Gump, and then told Su Dongling about it.
Su Dongling was more crisp than I imagined, and when she saw that I was a little embarrassed, she changed her previous pungency and took the initiative to comfort me.
"Don't worry, I'm relieved to have you and Forrest Gump here, it's okay! You have to have faith in yourself! ”
When I heard Su Dongling's words, I suddenly felt the bottom in my heart, and nodded firmly at Su Dongling.
I didn't ask Forrest Gump to calculate Su Dongling's birthday, because we had no one else to choose, so Su Dongling was finally decided!
After dark, I set up fruit, incense candles, three empty wine glasses, and a pack of cigarettes on a table of eight immortals.
Seeing that I was preparing, Yue Fu's side was a little idle, and he came to my side from time to time, as if he had something to say, but in the end he didn't say it.
"If you have anything to say, how did the old man twist and pinch it?"
Even Su Dongling saw that Yue Fu was wrong, and let him have something to say.
"Actually, I just want to ask, are you going to dance the gods in a minute? It's like playing on TV, what kind of sunset and dark sky......"
I listened to Yue Fu's question and smiled helplessly.
"The one you said is called moving soldiers, and it has to be used by the immortals on our own bodies; This yellow immortal is a wild immortal tonight, so he has to use other methods. ”
As I spoke, I walked over to the table, picked up the brush and the rune paper that I had prepared a long time ago, and after purifying my mouth and heart, I drew a rune on the rune paper.
This spell was newly learned by me and the Ninth Master, and it was specially used to invite these wild immortals.
"When the hour comes, go back and call them all out!"
Forrest Gump glanced at his watch, and then said to Yue Fu.
I took Su Dongling to the Taishi chair in front of the table and asked her to make it, and then picked up the freshly drawn rune paper.
"You may be dizzy after a while, you may not be able to control your mouth, but you can control your feet! You have to remember that you must not run, or you will exhaust yourself to death! ”
I repeatedly told Su Dongling, but Su Dongling nodded to me seriously.
I saw that Yue Duo and Mrs. Yao had already come out and were already sitting on the chair next to them, so I pasted the talisman paper on Su Dongling's head.
When everything was ready, I nodded to Forrest Gump, then lit the incense stick and inserted it into the incense burner.
Finally, I pulled a handful of soybeans out of my pocket and stuffed half of them into my mouth, while the other half spilled into the air.
"Swallow beans, sprinkle beans, six dings and six jia accompany me, a piece of rune paper through the world, please God and God, please demons and demons!"
I knotted my sword and pointed at the vague chanting, but just after I finished reciting the incantation, a gust of cold wind suddenly hit, and in the next second, Su Dongling's head seemed to be dislocated, and he lowered it straight.
"Woo woo woo ......"
The sound of night crying came from all directions, followed by a ticking trumpet, similar to last night.
"Bang!"
Just after this noisy sound came, the incense burner where I had planted incense suddenly exploded, and a flash of fire appeared in front of me in an instant.
And just after this firelight, Su Dongling slowly raised his head.
"Boy, did you invite me? I don't see it, you still have some ability! ”
At this time, Su Dongling's voice had changed, and it had become the same as the yellow immortal last night.
I didn't expect this yellow immortal's anger to be so heavy, and it blew up my incense burner as soon as it came up, obviously not wanting to talk to me, but fortunately, I was prepared.
I took out an ashtray from under the table, which I had bought in the afternoon, and it contained nothing in it, except for half of the rice I had filled it.
I placed the ashtray in front of me, then took three more cigarettes from the case and lit them, all of which were inserted into the rice.
"Lao Xian has worked hard all the way, and we haven't prepared anything here, a little cigarette and alcohol, not a tribute."
As I spoke, I pushed the ashtray in front of Su Dongling, and then put three empty wine glasses in the shape of the word "Pin" and poured them full of wine.
Su Dongling looked at the cigarettes and alcohol in front of him with a sad face, and suddenly shook his nose twice, but quickly gave up again.
"Junior, if you want to buy the lives of my sons with these things, that's wishful thinking!"