Chapter 274: God Moves the Pole
"Hey...... Since then, you will let Hu Huang Er go down to the mortal world, let you go deep in the mountains and old forests to practice the Tao, the women will offer the golden flowers, the male Tongtian Sect Master will be offered to the top, the five dynasties will be hung outside the door, the emperor has asked for the truth in front of the emperor, spit out the bones in front of the Baicao Mountain, learn the words before the car and after the horse, hide within 100 meters, and see me to help the class......"
"Hey...... Feng you Hu family old handsome as the leader, oolong report Ma Huang Jiaxian, long python snake for the general, Qingfeng report the master for the soul smoke, make up the eight treasures with Xiangchuan, pull up the banner to summon, after eating, after the sharp, after drinking tea and smoking, then go down the flame mountain, one step, two steps three, three mountains and nine turns, turn to the front of the street, the street trading closed the board, the small business vendors closed the stall, only then did I know that the sunset in the west mountain it was dark, the bird entered the forest, the tiger returned to the mountain, the house finch and pigeon ran to the eaves......"
"Oh, my mother, I said Mrs. Hu Daxian God, can you just do something, this prelude is so long, I want to exhaust my little Anzi to death!" As the fox lady played the prelude endlessly, Xiao Anzi threw away the drumstick with a bang and sat on the ground.
"Oaoao, Oao, yes, yes, it's a little long...... I'll try to come as fast as I can, come quickly! When the fox lady heard this, she stopped and shouted.
"I'll rest for a while, rest for a while, and try to take it down in one go, this thing is, my little Anzi hasn't spent so much energy, I said Hu Daxian God, you are also able to toss, and you have turned out our earth god ancestors!" When Xiao Anzi heard this, he sat on the ground and gasped.
"Hehehehehe, the mind must be complete, and the mind must be sincere, I'm not acting step by step!" When the fox lady heard this, she said.
"That's going to be pretty much the same, if you go like this, you'll have to tinker until tomorrow morning, and you won't be able to finish tinkering!" When Xiao Anzi heard this, Fu was very reluctant to get up and beat again.
"Hey...... The left hand holds up the drum of King Wen, the right hand picks up the whip, the two hands and the sound of the sky, bow and do my best to pick up the immortals, say please the immortals, please immortals, I don't know which side the immortal family lives on, if you don't come, I will move, move to March 3 of the next year, move to the queen mother to put the peach will, move to the Nine Heavens Xuannu down to the mortal world......"
And as Xiao Anzi played the King Wen drum again, the fox lady sang again: "Hey...... The Golden Flower Sect Master sits on the side, the golden boy and the jade girl are on both sides, the yellow strip is on the top of the seven times, the red fire, the blue smoke, the cigarette knot hangs in the air, the old fairy falls to Xue Mountain, grabs the disciple and kills Xiangchuan, puts him on the ground, walks a few steps forward and swings the tail of the dragon, and walks a few steps after the tiger climbs the mountain, it is good to sit there and say more, it is really immortal ...... the mortal world"
"Oops, I said you didn't move a little, I've been torn and tumbling for a long time, why didn't you react at all?" With this shaking her head and singing very hard, Mrs. Fox was also a little unbearable, and Dong Meimei, who was still standing like a wood, did not move on the spot.
There was no movement, let Xiao Anzi and Mrs. Fox sing and toss, the short-haired woman still closed her eyes tightly like a lump of wood, and she didn't react, and she didn't even shiver on her body.
Mrs. Fox looked at it, and was very helpless and called me to light a piece of incense.
"Is there no tribute, and the old immortal doesn't want to come?" With our toss, Quan Boren said.
"Don't use that, let you see my fox lady today, I'll take him down!" When the fox lady heard this, she shouted Xiao Anzi again.
"Hmph, you're a miracle, but I'm tired!" Xiao Anzi really looked at me helplessly, and knocked on it again.
The fox lady clicked her eyes and sang, "Hey... You don't fall off the horse, you don't Xue Mountain, I ask you why, you look at what your disciples are like, upside down and crazy, don't think about tea, don't want to eat, paralyzed on the kang for a few years, crying and crying and thinking about you a hall of people and a fairy, your disciples are bent on inviting you, why do you hide in Tibet and turn a corner, don't say that you pull a stick to cross the river and walk the road, the dish is fierce and try the depth, you haven't caught the younger brother and haven't grinded the Xiangchuan, it's like a toad in the well has never seen the sky, you don't understand the big things in the hall, only when you get out of the horse, can you say it in detail......"
"Hey...... Don't you shoot Huang Huang indiscriminately, the bullet will drill into the stomach, knock out the lungs, blow up the liver, send your life to the three rooms of the Yangshi alive, take off your skin to make a leather jacket, take your skin in exchange for money, call you to death, and make a mess of the ......corpse."
"This, this, this...... Why are you still scolded? As the fox lady cursed and scolded, Quan Xiaomu said in shock.
"It's okay, this is also a way to move the pole, lead and go backwards, if you can't say good things, you have to come horizontally!" As soon as I listened, I explained.
"Hey...... I'm kind enough to invite you, why don't you keep silent, report your name before the two armies, and let your disciples worship you, what do you want to lack, you squeak, and you agree to any conditions, I think my fox lady has never beaten your Hu generals, nor has I touched your Huang family soldiers, but you make me cloudy, the ground is cloudy, and the paper paste yarn lamp is stuffy......"
"Hey...... Grab a horse to be a yellow eagle, hold a small basin as a big bowl, hold a porcelain plate as a wine cup, there is a head to the debtor, who will respond to anyone's affairs, I think you are not a serious person, scattered miscellaneous fairy and small shuttle soldiers, the two armies dare not come to fall off the horse in front of the battle, the horse does not dare to report a name when it arrives in the camp, and the whole body is not worth half a penny......
"Puff ......"
Mrs. Fox's scolding made Dong Meimei, who had never reacted, scolded, but it was only a sound, and there was no movement.
"Hey...... You shouldn't ignore the life and death of your disciples, let people talk crazy and say that your disciples are not sick, that your disciples are pretending to be crazy and stupid to fool people, who is not sick who invites the doctor, what is the use of spending money to eat that cold soup and bitter medicine, you have to think about it, your disciple is not clear about the black pot for you, if you don't fall off the horse today, but your disciple is blind to you, lying on the kang and humming, sincerely invite you to the hall, kowtow and burn incense to worship you, worship the Buddha in the south is not good, and the north is not good to seek immortals, you can endure it, true gentleman, Jin Jin is the same as the villain, and the virtue is good at cultivating immortals, the pit is abducted and deceived by the sky, there are gods three feet from the ground, I said Wuliudi Immortal Family, you come to Xue Feng quickly......" Then Bang Chang sighed, and the fox lady fell to the ground, her mouth was full of white foam, and she shouted that it was not done.
"I'm ...... No way...... There's no one else's yet, Sister Liu, I took in these miscellaneous spirits, and used them to collect the spirits, it's just this stupid thing, it's useless to keep it! Xiao An Zifu also threw the drumstick and sat on the ground, tired and hummed.
"I ...... I'm ...... me, I'm " and also snorted with Xiao Anzi, that Dong Meimei moved, she rolled her eyes up suddenly, her body swayed, and she muttered in her mouth to speak.
"I don't want you to open your mouth, what are the things, you are stubborn, what do you want to do in the future, don't exhaust my little Anzi to death!" When Xiao Anzi heard this, he was energetic again.
"Don't, don't, don't, come down, come down, quick, Miss Cao, write to them!" When the old fox lady heard this, she hurriedly sat up and shouted.
"Good!" As soon as I heard it, I found a big red paper from my backpack and spread it on the floor, and waited with pen and ink in my hand.
"I, I, I...... Hey, holding your breath and bringing the fire to the nest for more than ten years, it's not complete to catch a younger brother, what if the old fairy family falls downhill, it's not that you can't go out of the incense, and you can't shake the majesty in front of people! And as I waited with a pen and ink in my hand, Dong Meimei spoke angrily.
"Are you blind or donkey hair plugging your ears, didn't you just tell you very clearly, transition, transition, you only need to come out to the entrance of the hall, and then light a pour of incense and then raise you, transition to our nine-tailed god Venerable Hu Sanye's hall, you don't understand this?" When Xiao Anzi heard this, he cursed fiercely.
"Ao Aoao, Hu Sanye...... Nine-tailed Divine Venerable Hu Sanye Tangkou, okay, good, let's go downhill, downhill! With Xiao Anzi's curse, the urn voice said angrily.
"Okay, all the immortals will use excuses to say things!" As soon as I heard it, I was ready to put pen to paper.
Next, it's like an old sow giving a lamb, one by one, and shaking off a clean one.
"I'll read it again, and you can confirm it, and change it immediately if the god makes a mistake."
With the fact that there are more than a dozen immortals in the upper position, I shook off the big red paper and got up, and read aloud: "Hu Tianxu, Hu Yushui, Huang Goquan, Huang Baihua, Huang Twelve, Huang Xiaozhuo, Bai Laoxian, Python Fairy, Snake Immortal, Gray Xiaopi, Gray Xiaoyao, you all heard clearly, if it is accurate, then I will wake up your current brother Ma Dong Meimei and give you incense." As the immortal names were recited one by one, I said......