Chapter 142: Sima Yi: I think it's okay, it's quite romantic
The car in 2035 is very unpleasant, Russell's manual speed is the same as other people's computer speeds, there is no thrill of changing lanes and overtaking, bad review!
If he encounters a sports car with better performance, the whole process is planned by the computer, and the route is smooth all the way to the destination, he can only watch the taillights go away, and there is no way at all, bad review!
The engine is frighteningly quiet, there is no roaring sound of the engine, and it is even a little sleepy, bad review!
The whole underground tunnel is running, and the scenery on all sides has not changed, except for the cement wall is the wall lamp on the ceiling, even the greenery can not be seen, and there is no visual experience of the rapid regression of the scenery like the wind and lightning, bad reviews!
I finally got out of the tunnel and came to an elevated road, but the computer said that there were still 30 seconds to go to reach the battle ...... The end, the bad review!
To sum up, in 2035 drag racing is purely uncomfortable, when people are used to the speed of 320 km/h, the average 200 km/h equation is as slow as a snail.
With the rapid development of science and technology, many industries have been eliminated by the times, and computers are more cost-effective than manpower, and the employment pressure is greater than before!
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The police car was parked in the underground parking lot of the apartment building, and Russell closed the door casually and took the elevator to the 30th floor, where he lived in Chicago, which he rented before joining the company.
The door is equipped with functions such as voice recognition and fingerprint recognition, and it is convenient to push it open without a key.
The higher the floor, the smaller the living area, Russell's 30-storey house is only 60 square meters, but it is still spacious for one person. The room is decorated in a modern and simple style, and the overall layout is bright and spacious, and it looks no different from the era in which he lived.
Push open the window of the living room, and a spire-like high-rise building stands out, the tallest building in Chicago, the global headquarters of USR Corporation, and a leader in the robotics industry.
Russell is very happy with the house, with a clear view from the upper floors, good air, low noise, light sticks, good ventilation, and a condescending view of the green belt that surrounds the apartment building.
Because the room was rented, the room was very empty, except for the necessary furniture and electrical appliances, it can be said that there was an unobstructed view, and even the wardrobe only had two sets of changes of clothes.
Russell briefly familiarized himself with his new home, turned on the computer and typed in keywords, he wanted to integrate into the world of 2035 as soon as possible, at least some simple common sense.
The computer is voice-controlled, and the two ad links on the browser's main interface are very eye-catching.
"The X-82 orbital space shuttle takes you to the land of your dreams, and it is ...... value for money"
Interstellar travel is already gaining popularity in 2035, and the current development of civilian tourism projects is limited to the solar system, and the price is ridiculously expensive, and only the rich can afford it.
In the second advertisement, USR's NS-5 series robots began global pre-sales, because they are more advanced and intelligent, and the price is not cheap. However, USR has a reward for regular customers, and they can exchange the old NS-4 series robots for the latest NS-5 robots.
The NS-5 series of intelligent robots is more anthropomorphic, and unlike the old robots with dull facial features, it can use facial expressions to convey its joys, sorrows, and sorrows, although it is still programmed, but it still makes this robot more popular. It is expected to break the robot sales record, with one in five people owning the NS-5, making it the most extensive series.
"The appearance is simple and clear, but it is not sci-fi, and it is more flattering than the cold old products, no wonder the pre-sale is so hot."
Looking at the three-dimensional picture of the NS-5 robot on the screen, Russell shook his head slightly, he already knew what world he was in.
[Mechanical Public Enemy] or [I, Robot]!
Russell has seen this movie, although he didn't review it when he recharged it recently, but he still has an impression, because the actor Will Smith who plays the male lead is a star he likes very much.
Russell first met Will Smith on the screen through the movie [Jedi Men], and later [Independence Day] and "Men in Black" series are all movies that he likes very much.
However, Russell's favorite Will Smith movie is not the above-mentioned commercial film, but the biographical theme "When Happiness Knocks on the Door".
In this movie, Will Smith ushered in a big explosion of acting, although he failed to hit the Oscar for Best Actor, Russell felt that his acting skills were enough to win the award.
By the way, Xiao Lizi also ran away that year.
Knowing what world you're in, the next thing is easy, Russell remembers that Will Smith plays the male protagonist as a police officer in the city of Chicago. The identity arranged by the system is very convenient to approach the other party, and it is believed that the world mission will be triggered soon, and he can guess the approximate task, which is nothing more than to eliminate the central computer and prevent the robot from ruling the earth.
After groping for the general situation, Russell searched for the information of relevant USR companies, and left a message on the official website, supporting the release of the new robot, saying that it is a product that changes the world and is destined to leave a name in history.
The price of the NS-5 series of intelligent robots is very high, and Russell checked his bank account and found that he could not even afford an arm. A credit card with a $1 million dollar limit is not good, he checked his credit card and was told that it was an old product that was obsolete and could not be used.
Although there is a lottery on the official website, as long as you leave a message, you may win an NS-5, but Russell does not expect this, and the probability of choosing him is too low.
"As luck for me, if I really win the lottery, that robot will also come to kill me!"
Russell teased himself, took a deep breath and began to type keywords on the computer, his expression particularly solemn because what he was searching for was very important.
While chatting with Sheriff John, Russell hears from him that the Umbrella Company, Resident Evil, a game that exists in this mission world.
Hearing the characters talk about the characters of another world makes Russell feel weird, John says that the Umbrella Company is a virtual game and reality does not exist, but he doesn't know that he is just a person who exists in the movie for Russell.
Menghan•shen、xinlan•duan、chuxue•lu、ba•wang……
Russell typed the names of the characters in his own world, that is, the world of the main god space, into the search bar, expecting to find relevant information, whether it was a movie, or a TV series, or a game, but he was disappointed and found nothing.
He also entered his own name, changed the name of the character several times, and still found nothing, as if it didn't exist at all.
Russell pondered for a long time, and suddenly thought of a funny thing, voice control the computer, changed the browser to a Chinese search interface.
The funny thing he thought of refers to the Chinese and English translations, in addition to the undisciplined subtitle groups and down-to-earth subtitle groups, many imported translations of foreign movie titles often make people stunned and shocked.
Russell watched [Future Soldier] some time ago, directed by James Cameron and starring Arnold Schwascher Sinliga. This is all good, a lot of foreign blockbusters, just by looking at the name, you can't guess what it is.
For example, a US imperialist movie called "Chastity Archway" looked at Russell confused at the time, and after clicking on it, he found that it was actually [Moulin Rouge].
Do you think 'the emperor's return to the palace' is a Qing court drama?
No, this movie is actually a magic blockbuster, and it also has a translation called [The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King]!
Is 'Stimulus 1995' a colored film?
No, it's the classic movie "The Shawshank Redemption", although in some ways, the movie is quite exciting.
For example, the translation of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" is 'Smith vs. Smith's wife', which is really very suitable for the plot of the movie!
[Lolita] - a tree of pear blossoms pressed begonias!
[Evil Boss] ———— boss is not human!
Is this really good, translator, you are not afraid of being fired by the boss?
What made Russell vomit blood the most was a feature film called "New Year's Love Song", which tells the story of two mothers who grew up together and then fell in love with each other's sons, which was magically translated as 'I love your mother'!!
Although the plot is indeed that I love your mother, can Nima be subtle, this is a love movie, not an island country *****!
Russell complained that he couldn't, these movie titles are really devastating, but if you look at the domestic movies translated by foreigners, you will find that everyone is the same, Chinese characters are big and profound, and foreigners are completely lost in them.
For example, the literary film "Farewell My Concubine", which is regarded as a classic, is called "farewell my concubine", and the literal translation is "goodbye, my little wife".
[Liu Sanjie] - Third Sister Liu, the third sister Liu, is really a stroke of genius.
'Romance of Three Kingdoms', this is a foreigner translation of China, which means the romance of the three kingdoms, without reading the content, you can't guess that this is one of the four famous works [Romance of the Three Kingdoms].
I don't know what foreigners think, anyway, Russell doesn't think the Three Kingdoms are romantic, and Zhou Yu, Liu Xie, Pang Tong, Yuan Shao, Ma Jian and others definitely won't feel romantic.
Sima Yi: I think it's okay, it's quite romantic!
Cultural differences lead to complete asymmetry in translation, and Russell's switch to a Chinese search interface is the reason. Of course, another possibility is not ruled out, the world he is in is just a street fight with no reputation, and no one translates it into English at all.
Or, halfway through writing, you'll be a eunuch!
Soon, Russell searched for a book through keywords, the title of the book 'Infinite of Infinite Infinite Infinite Non-Circulation', just look at the name to know that this book is set, and this is indeed the case, hundreds of thousands of words are hastily finished, the whole text has no urine spots, all points.
Russell flipped through the first few chapters and quickly confirmed that it was his own world, as he saw Superwoman appear. However, Shen Menghan is not the protagonist, but a background board that sends equipment, warmth, and love at the beginning.
Shen Menghan received the lunch box in about 100,000 words, and it was Lu Chuxue who killed her, which happened in the team battle that Russell experienced a few days ago.
Russell, the real protagonist of this book, has also seen it, and it is the one (. Person. Ahem, the Jian Shaoxin who was splashed with yogurt by him. The latter experienced the tragic death of the captain of the love, and after blackening, he was super god all the way, and finally became the strongest reincarnator of the main god space.
When he saw this, Russell's face turned green, and what hurt him the most was that he found his unsystematic life trajectory. As soon as Shen Menghan received the lunch, he received an invitation ticket from the main god and became a new rookie, and then was found by Lu Chuxue and suffered XXOO.
He became Lu Chuxue's exclusive artillery mount, and since then he has been lying on his salary to taste his courage, endure humiliation, cantilever stabbing strands, smearing the wall with dung, riding up and down, and finally thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, he has worked hard to kill Lu Chuxue, and has risen step by step to become Jian Shaoxin's great enemy, the final boss of the main god space.
Because the grades are too poor, the last few chapters are basically the running account of the outline, and many plots are omitted. Russell only knew that he was perverted because of his long-term silence, and after becoming a big man, he raped, burned, and killed all kinds of evil, cultivated newcomers to reincarnation, and released reward points to usury, and in the penultimate chapter, he also controlled the main god for his own use.
The ending was very tragic, everyone betrayed their relatives, was betrayed by the younger brother, and was finally singled out by the global reincarnators led by Jian Shaoxin, and was beaten into scum, and his soul was scattered.
“……”
Russell: ()^)) convex
Garbage ruined my youth, and, what's the nickname of this Thunderbolt King?