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Tushi Palace.

Taishang Laojun, who was sitting on the new futon, was very speechless.

First of all, I calculated that you would come to my Tushi Palace to steal things, which is in my acquiescence, in order to prevent you, let the axe for chopping wood, let them put away the gold and silver.

As a result, you poured it well, and you didn't even give me the ashes at the bottom of the pot!

What is the use of you stealing the firewood, the gold and silver, their beds, and bedding?

Well, there are too many uncertain "heavenly machines" on you, even if I didn't expect it, you didn't even let go of the door plaque of my Tushi Palace!

Forget it here, I will cover up the three big characters of Tushi Palace as the authenticity of Buddhism, it has been clear enough, right?

I don't want you to get involved with me!

The result?

As a result, the three Nine Heavens Hidden Form Pill I gave you was not clearly labeled, or how did you drop it?

It can only shield the estimation of the following peak quasi-saints!

But you are grandiose, under my nose, pushing all the causes and consequences on me?

This shameless energy, Lao Jun, I have never seen it in a monkey.

Inside the hospital.

The two fire boys of gold and silver, that is, during the Journey to the West, the two famous golden horns and silver horns were feeding the lazy green cow essence with spiritual grass.

In the past, the three giant saints of the demon clan did not have the fierce and domineering atmosphere when they were in Xiniu Hezhou, they were all in their original state, and the green ox spirit was lying there, lazy, gnawing on a mouthful of spiritual grass from time to time, and the kings of the golden horn and silver horn were all children, and they were the two little Zhengtai.

The golden horn resentfully fed a handful of spirit grass to the green cow essence and asked, "Xiao, you tell us the truth, don't you really see the appearance of the shameless thief clearly?" ”

Yinjiao also sat on the ground angrily, crossed his hands, and said, "She said she didn't see it, who would believe it?" Sister Qingniu, whether you can continue to play depends on your attitude, tell us, which thief is so shameless, even our shoes, mattresses, and ear scoops have been taken away? ”

Qingniu Jing glanced lazily at the two little Zhengtai, and said: "First of all, you are not necessarily older than me, you have to call me sister, don't call Xiaoji, I have lost my figure, secondly, I really didn't see it clearly, it is estimated that only Lao Jun knows, you come to ask me, it is better to ask him." ”

"Fart!"

The golden horn puffed up and said, "I can hide it from you, at least I have to be a quasi-saint, right?" Which quasi-saint would be so idle and sore to steal our ......"

Boom!

Before he could finish his words, the green bull spirit slammed into his head with a hoof.

The golden horn was dizzy, aggrieved, covered his head in disbelief, looked at the green cow spirit, and said, "What are you doing!" Why hit me! ”

Qingniujing's eyes bulged and said, "Who do you say farted?" There is no humility, when you two were in the lower realm, you stole so many treasures from Lao Jun, and they were all teased by Sun Monkey repeatedly, and I can't compare with my sister at all, I am young, and my tone is not small, why, still glare, and I still want to be beaten? ”

Jin Jiao was extremely aggrieved, looking like a Zhengtai, endearing, and snorted angrily: "You, you are too bad!" Sit back and watch our things stolen by unknown thieves, and they even beat me in vain by feeding you grass and feeding you every day! ”

Silver Horn is obviously in the same group as his brother, he helped the Golden Horn Boy, and said: "Hmph, Sister Qingniu, you don't miss the same family at all, don't help us catch the thief, and beat my brother, we won't play with you!" Brother, let's go, let's go and ask the master to administer justice! ”

The golden horn and silver horn, when they are in the nether realm, seem to be powerful and domineering, but in fact, these two people are indeed a little naïve.

After all, I have stayed in Tushi Palace since I was a child, with Taishang Laojun as a backer, and there have been few times in the lower realm, and the Journey to the West was also "borrowed" by Buddhism, and it was difficult for the Journey to the West five-person group to be 9981.

Their IQ can be called cute, this point, from the fact that Sun Monkey has transformed several times, for a while saying that he is Sun Xingzhi, for a while saying that he is Sun Xingsun, and for a while saying that he has a gourd in his hand, and they have a mother in their hands.

These two have the roots of the palace, and their strength is worthy of a demon saint, but their IQ really needs to be exercised.

Therefore, in the Laojun Palace, let go of everything and talk to their playmates since childhood, the appearance of Zhengtai they made, and the words they said were almost like children's plays, which were also traceable, not fake.

Compared with them, Qingniu Jing seems to be more mature, and he is too lazy to take care of them.

Because it won't be long before these two are bored and angry, they will still take a bite of a little girl, a Qingniu sister, put down everything, and disturb her leisure.

Seeing that the green bull spirit glanced at them with disgust, the golden horn and the silver horn ignored it, and had no intention of apologizing, so they wanted to leave angrily.

At this time, the old gentleman in the Tushi Palace spoke: "Gold, silver, go find some fairy wood, prepare to make a fire, and heat the stove first." ”

The two of them glanced at each other, and first responded respectfully.

Jin Jiao asked tentatively: "Master, your elixir has been stolen by thieves, do you want to re-alchemize it?" ”

Yinjiao echoed: "If the master tells us who stole the things of our Tushi Palace, my brother and I, let's go to him to settle accounts, teach him a lesson, arrest him, and help you take back the stolen elixir!" ”

Lao Jun, who was sitting on the new futon, closed his eyes and said, "It's not alchemy, it's refining tools, refining people, go quickly, don't procrastinate." ”

"Refinery? Is the master going to recreate ear picks and nail clippers for us? ”

"Refining? Who? The thief? ”

Lao Jun didn't want to say more, the old god was saying: "Don't ask more, just go, nail clippers, ear pickers, you still want me to use the gossip furnace to help you build?" When I was in the Tushi Palace, the gossip furnace, what was it? ”

"Oh......"

"Okay."

The golden horn and the silver horn responded, a little disappointed, but it did not disobey Lao Jun, and went to the peach orchard to chop firewood together.

However, the complaints on the road were clearly transmitted to Lao Jun and Qingniu Jing.

"Tushi Palace, even the door plaque was stolen, that's all."

"The gossip stove, even the ashes at the bottom of the pot have been scraped off, so I almost left a word to say that I have a trip here, what's wrong with making nail clippers."

Lao Jun was unmoved, but he was still a little speechless in his heart.

Indeed, it is the first time that he has fallen into such a state like Tushi Palace.

When Sun Monkey came, he wouldn't even move the door plaque and bed, right?

Ao Qing, or the dragon descending in this life, really doesn't want a little face, and his courage is really boundless.

"Poof!"

Qingniu Jing covered his mouth and snickered there, he was able to see Lao Jun's embarrassment a little, and it was not in vain for my sister and me, I let go of you, a stupid dragon.

Lao Jun glanced at her lightly, then stopped making a sound, closed his eyes and rested.

And the green bull spirit also yawned, not daring to laugh too much at this saint who seemed to have an excellent temper.

After all, she is still a little weak-hearted.

Although Lao Jun said it, he turned a blind eye to the people who came and let him take the golden pill.

But he didn't say it, everyone else stepped on the skin of the Tushi Palace, looted everything, removed the door plaque, and let you ignore it!