Su Sanyi smiled slyly when he heard this: "Did I say this?" Why don't I remember? ”

I didn't have to run to hear that the toad urine flowed out again, and I rolled my eyes and said, "It's over, I completely forgot about it now." ”

Su San smiled and said, "That's not necessarily. Let's start with a game. As long as you win me, I'll let you go. ”

I didn't have to run to see this toad urine and held it back, and hurriedly asked, "What game?" How to play? ”

Su San said: "This game is very simple, it is 'hammer paper, scissors'. Just come out with your front paws. As for me, the head is 'hammer', the nodding is 'scissors', and the shaking head is 'paper'. And let's make the winner according to the 'best of three games', how about it? Ready to get started? ”

I didn't have to run and said sadly: "Hey! It seems that I still can't escape your bloody mouth! Oh my God! My life is so miserable! Last time, I gave birth to a cockroach and was trampled to death, how miserable! This time I was going to be eaten by a poisonous snake again, how unfortunate! That's it, that's it. I'd better give birth again! I hope next time, it won't be so miserable. Beauty snake, if you want, then let's get started! Anyway, I'll leave my life to you. ”

Su San said: "Hehe! Ready, begin. Hammer, scissors, paper. ”

As a result, Su San won "two to one".

I didn't have to run away so frightened that my face turned white, and I couldn't help but spill a lot of toad urine, and even drowned a few ants at my feet.

Su San laughed again and said, "Why are you always a defeated soldier under me?" It's so much fun. ”

I didn't have to run and said in despair: "It seems that I am in a catastrophe today." Speak your mouth. My 'manly husband' sees death as if he were home. ”

Su San thought for a while and said, "You don't have to run, you're really funny." If you're really not afraid of death, then why were you so scared that you spilled all your pee? How can this be explained? ”

I didn't have to run to hear it, and I immediately blushed, thinking: This 'beautiful snake' is really powerful, and she can see it. It seems that it is really not easy to fool her! What to do? If you can't charge a good man, then come to the soft one.

Thinking of this, he didn't have to run and hurriedly said with a hippie smile: "'Beautiful Snake' Daxian, oh, no, my aunt, my big sister, my good sister, you see that we are so fateful, and we have such a good time today, otherwise, today you will raise your mouth and spare my little life, how about it?" Before he finished speaking, he made two "hands" towards the "beautiful snake" together, showing a pitiful look.

Seeing that he didn't have to run so funny and funny, Su San couldn't help but want to laugh again, and finally couldn't hold back, but the tears couldn't help but fall.

"Hey! I didn't have to run, I didn't have to run. You're such a living treasure! Su San was so happy that he couldn't breathe and said, "Why are you so funny?" I think I'm going to be poisoned, hopelessly. ”

I didn't have to run and ask, "Will you be poisoned?" You yourself are a poisonous snake that will only poison others, how can you be poisoned yourself? ”

Su San said angrily: "Can you keep some morality?" Have you been poisoned by me? Don't be foolish! ”

I didn't have to run and say: "Although you haven't poisoned me yet, you have not only poisoned many of my compatriots, but also killed them in your mouth." Isn't it? ”

Su San finally reacted now: Oh! I know. It refers to the original owner of my body, the 'beautiful snake', not my Su San himself. It still doesn't know that I'm the butterfly Susan. Ay! This misunderstanding seems to be a bit big.

So, Su San said seriously: "I don't have to run to you to tell me, I'm no longer a 'beautiful snake'." I am the butterfly Su San who sang Peking Opera with you. Do you understand? ”

I didn't have to run and said in disbelief: "'Beautiful Snake', if you don't play this set of 'Diorama' for me, I won't fall for you." ”

Su San hurriedly said: "Why don't I give you a piece of the lyrics of Aqing's sister-in-law in "Shajiabang"?" ”

I didn't have to run and said puzzledly: "Okay, if you have the ability, you can sing it to me." ”

Su San sang in the tone of Aqing's sister-in-law:

Build up the seven-star stove,

Copper kettle boils three rivers.

Set out the table of eight immortals,

Entertain the sixteen parties.

Those who come are guests,

It's all about mouths.

When we meet, we laugh,

I don't think about it afterwards.

As soon as the person leaves, the tea is cold.

What's so auspicious or not.

Singing and singing, I felt that something was wrong when I didn't have to run: Aqing's voice was high-pitched and loud, while the voice of the 'beautiful snake' was sharp and low, and she was not a person at all.

Now, instead of running, I am even more convinced that the little green snake in front of me is a "beautiful snake", and it will never be Su San.

As soon as Su Sancai finished singing, he didn't have to run and immediately said, "Hehe! Don't you want to lie to me, Su San is not your voice at all. You're just a 'beautiful snake' and can't run away. ”

Su San also wondered: I sang in the standard voice of Sister-in-law Aqing. How did it change when you came out of your mouth? Perhaps the vocal cords of the 'beautiful snake' are inherently different from other animals, it is a cold-blooded animal, and its voice must be cold and impersonal. So what to do?

After pondering for a while, Su San asked casually: "Could it be that the 'Beautiful Snake' still sings Peking Opera?" ”

I didn't have to run and said disdainfully: "'Beauty Snake' is smart, as long as it listens to you sing it once, it will sing it by itself, and it won't be out of shape." ”

Su San then said: "Then what if I sing a piece of "Su San's Solution" that you haven't sung? ”

I didn't have to run away and say in disbelief: "Ah! Do you still sing "Su Sanqi Solution"? It can't be true, right? ”

Su San said: "Cut, my name is Su San, and I can sing "Su San Liberation" when I am six years old. Is it hard? I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, so I'll sing it to you now. ”

Then, Su San sang the Peking Opera "Su San's Solution" in the voice of "Beautiful Snake":

Su San left Hongdong County and came to the front of the street.

I didn't say that I was so miserable, and the gentlemen of the past listened to me.

Which one goes to Nanjing, and passes the letter with my San Lang.

said that Su San would break his life, and I should repay him for becoming a dog and horse in the next life.

People say that Luoyang is full of flowers, and it is not spring when slaves come to it.

bowed his head and left the border of Hongdong County.