Chapter 6: Dead Shemale, Stop Pestering Me!

This may also be one of the reasons why he is single in the end!

Boys of the same age have begun to use chat rooms to make fire bags, and he is the only one who is afraid to avoid female netizens.

Recalling this black history, although it was very embarrassing, Lin Yiming couldn't help but laugh.

Back then, I was so fucking stupid and sweet!

This time he is reborn, he must use the chat room to flirt with his sister and tease him fiercely!

"What are you laughing at?" Zhao Dahai looked at him suspiciously.

"It's nothing, it's the first time I've used the chat room, I'm a little happy." Lin Yiming hid his smile.

"You're so low! How hot the chat room is now, almost every netizen has a chat room account, but you don't. Zhao Dahai rolled his eyes, registered an account for him, and asked when filling in his name: "What screen name do you want to call?" ”

"I'm an atheist."

"You have already thought about it by answering so quickly, right? You really didn't know about chat rooms in the past? ”

Lin Yiming shook his head: "In the past, except for computer classes, how could I have a chance to touch a computer?" Also, the school's computer classes are not connected to the Internet. ”

"Haven't heard anyone mention chat rooms?"

Lin Yiming shook his head.

Before he went to college, he was indeed an Internet novice and didn't know anything.

"Okay." Zhao Dahai lowered his head, laboriously knocked out the screen name with his two-finger Zen kung fu, and after the fight, he wiped his sweat: "Really, what are you doing with such a long screen name?" It's hard work to finish the fight! ”

Lin Yiming smiled and said nothing, he is a consistent person, "I am an atheist" is his first screen name, and he has been using it for 19 years, and now, he does not plan to change it.

"You look at this row, it's all room names, and the name of each room is the theme of the room, and you can enter the room according to the theme and look for people who are like-minded with you."

To put it bluntly, it's similar to the QQ group chat in later generations.

But Zhao Dahai didn't know what a QQ group was, he taught the "Internet white" how to use the chat room, and by the way, he also helped Lin Yiming join the current most popular chat room.

Lin Yiming also cooperated, pretending to be a newcomer, and handed over the whole process to Zhao Dahai for guidance.

"Look here, this is the text input box, what you want to say, just type it here. Now, do you send a 'Hello everyone, newcomer report' first? ”

"Hmm."

Lin Yiming put his hand on the keyboard.

Typing,First of all, switch the input method。

He pressed two fingers on the shif+ctrl key,Switch the input method,After cutting it again,He was stunned。

Smart ABC, Microsoft Pinyin, Kingsoft Wubi ......

That's it?

He then remembered,Sogou intelligent input method was born in 2006,This means that the input method has entered the Internet era from the stand-alone era。

And now,He can only use these stand-alone input methods。

In the end, he chose five strokes.

"Yo! The top student is the top student.,The input method used is different from us.,We can only use pinyin.。 Zhao Dahai raised his chin and gestured, "Send a text." ”

As soon as the words fell, I only heard a few snaps-

"Hello everyone, rookie report."

A line of words, has been sent.

Zhao Dahai was stunned.

This, in less than three seconds, Lin Yiming had already finished playing and sent it out??

What the hell speed!

"You...... Sent it? Zhao Dahai asked in shock.

"Hmm." Lin Yiming pointed to the screen.

[I'm an atheist]: Hello everyone, newcomer report.

This freshly baked screen name, isn't it him, or who?

"You're typing too fast, aren't you? When was this typing speed trained? Zhao Dahai asked.

"Fast? I'm too slow. Lin Yiming was speechless, he had long been accustomed to the intelligent input method of later generations, and now he used this ancient input method, which was really uncomfortable with ten fingers.

'I'll get a smart input method later!' Promote it, and you can grab a copyright! Lin Yiming thought to himself.

If he is allowed to use this ancient input method to survive until the Sogou input method is born, then he might as well chop off his ten fingers!

"Look, someone's got back to you!" Zhao Dahai said excitedly pointing to the screen.

Lin Yiming looked over, and when he saw the name of the person who replied to him, he almost squirted a mouthful of old blood on the screen!

[Let's listen to the wind]: Hello newcomer.

Why did you meet him again?

The vast sea of Internet has been reborn, why is he the first netizen to say hello to him on the Internet!

The screen name can be repeated, but Lin Yiming carefully confirmed it -

Webcast chat room.

Room name: Drunken rivers and lakes.

This is 100% what he knows and listens to the wind!

The painful memories poured into his brain, and the youthful crush and mispayment of that year's feelings instantly made Lin Yiming have mixed feelings, and he couldn't control his emotions for a while, pounced on the keyboard, and typed!

[I'm an atheist]: Listen to the wind!

[Let's listen to the wind]: ?

[I'm an atheist]: I'm a man!

[I'm an atheist]: I'm really a man!!

[I'm an atheist]: You dead shemale, don't bother me again this time!!

[Let's listen to the wind]: I'm a woman......

Dare to claim to be a woman?

If he doesn't pick up his shemale number today, he won't call Lin Yiming!

However, just as he was about to type and curse and listen to the wind, the computer suddenly-

It's dead!

Lin Yiming was stunned, and quickly remembered that the "big ass machine" in Internet cafes in this era has nine cards out of ten, and there is also a love death machine.

Obviously, he was so lucky to choose a love of death.

"I told you, this one is easy to crash." Zhao Dahai said helplessly.

"It's not a big problem." Lin Yiming ignored him, restarted the computer, and planned to go back to the chat room to fight with the wind for 300 rounds, and he had to pick up his shemale number!

But by the time he returned to the chat room, he was no longer online.

But the chat room was lively, all discussing one thing: listening to the wind and being scolded as a shemale by the newcomer!

[I'm Passerby A]: And listening to the wind is such a good person, someone will scold her!

[Don't deserve a name]: It's too much for a big man to scold a girl like this as soon as he comes up for no reason!

[Nameless]: The next time I see that newcomer, I will see him once and scold him once, who let him bully us and listen to the wind?

……

“……”

He's gone.

The blood in Lin Yiming's bones also cooled down.

That's when he thought he was funny.

Before he was reborn, listening to the wind was an unforgettable black spot in his life.

But after being reborn, and listening to the wind and chanting, he is a stranger to him, and he is emotional to a stranger, what is this?

Maybe it's time for him to let go, and he shouldn't jump to a "stranger" anymore and yell.

But he also promised that if he saw him on the Internet once in the future and listened to the wind, he would hack him once, so that he could feel what kind of sourness it was to be frequently poisoned by computers in the era when there were few antivirus software!

"What happened to you?" Zhao Dahai was taken aback by what he had just done.

"Nothing." Lin Yiming smiled.

"Isn't that right? If you didn't know the person just now, why would you suddenly scold him? I know! Have you secretly surfed the Internet behind our backs? Looking at the way you type, it doesn't look like you practiced it in the school computer room! Zhao Dahai seemed to understand something.

"Nope." Lin Yiming changed the topic: "You go and don't play, I'll do the rest myself." ”

"Well, if there's anything you don't understand, ask me again. But I can't help it. ”

"It's not a big problem, you can play yours."

"Hmm." Zhao Dahai was relieved, turned around and put on the headphones and opened the game.

Facing the computer, Lin Yiming began to brainstorm.

Since it is reborn, it is natural that it can no longer be ordinary!

First of all, he had to earn the tuition for the next semester......

Ahem, just kidding, he's a software engineer, and computers are his weapons, and if he wants to do a great job in this era, he has to have a computer first.

And in these years, computers are still luxuries, and the minimum starts at 10,000 - this money, he doesn't want to trouble his parents.

Speaking of family, it is also a thorn in Lin Yiming's heart.

His parents were originally ordinary workers in the grain store, but they were both laid off due to the wave of layoffs in the late 90s, and they were both laid off, and then they couldn't find any suitable jobs, so they had to learn the craft from a winemaker, and later opened a small winery, but the income was not very impressive.

In order to provide for him to go to college, it was not enough to smash the pot and sell iron, but he also had to borrow money from others, so for many years, his parents suffered the cold eyes of others.

It wasn't until later, when he had the ability to make money and helped pay off the family's debts, that his parents straightened their backs in the envious and hateful eyes of their neighbors.

Thinking of this, the tip of his nose couldn't help but be a little sore, so he quickly rubbed the tip of his nose.

This is really, when people reach middle age, they are more emotional!

However, since he was born again, he would not let his parents suffer like this again!

He wants to work hard to earn money so that his parents can live a good life early!

But what do you have to do now to make the money fast?

If he remembers correctly, in the 2001 Internet bubble crisis, a number of websites closed down every day, and countless programmers lost their jobs.