On Saturday, "Month, tonight, we have a night off in the supermarket, and it just so happens that a colleague of mine, I helped him a little, and he gave me 3 tickets for the two-person transfer performance of Kunming Building.

You're more tired than before since you opened the supermarket, and you haven't had a break in a long time, so tonight we'll go out and watch the show and relax. Dad Li Jianjun said at dinner.

Mother Zhao Yue also wanted to rest and relax, so she smiled and nodded in agreement.

The performance started at half past six and ended at half past eight, and the family took a taxi to Kunming Building after eating.

The supermarket has also been open for more than half a year, and Li Tianran has also discovered the hard work in the middle of the period.

Mother Zhao Yue works more than 12 hours a day, not to mention, except for something important or waiting for the New Year, otherwise it is basically open all year round (always reluctant to close).

Although there is no tiredness of purchasing and delivery, the whole person is chained to the supermarket and loses his freedom.

Of course, there are many benefits to opening a supermarket, you have everything at home, and you don't have to go out to buy it.

Snacks are eaten whatever you want, but Li Tianran basically eats some expiring or damaged packaging.

Sometimes when he sees that the canned drink is dented, or the snack package is torn (it does not affect eating), Li Tianran will happily and childishly show it to his mother, "Mom, you see this is not easy to sell, I will take it to my house haha." ”

Therefore, Li has no shortage of natural snacks and drinks, and often invites his good friends to eat.

After entering the hall for two people and taking their seats, the show soon began.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Lei Tisen, as well as the festival, uncles and aunts, old and young masters, good evening!"

"The sun is shining tonight, oh no, the stars are shining tonight, the lights are shining tonight, this is the world of flowers, here is the sea of dance.

The vast sea of people, all living beings, ordinary you and me, are looking for happy things.

Your arrival will make the two of us turn to the big stage, on the tent, there is ash on the tent wall, and your arrival is as warm as coming home, no, warm, warm, warm......"

The audience applauded and laughed......

"I will never forget you in my life, I will never let you go, I will never let you go, that is, I will always remember you in my heart."

Mom Zhao Yue and dad Li Jianjun are quacking, although Li Tianran has experienced all kinds of funny jokes on the Internet in later generations, but looking at the cheap expressions on the faces of the two actors, he still feels very coke.

"Heartfelt thanks to every audience and friend who came to our Kunming Building two-person turn, you are very important to us actors, you don't come to see the two-person turn, we make money and make a fart, right~!

The clothes, trousers, trousers, and socks we wore were all taken out of your pockets!

As the saying goes, the mountain is not high, there are fairies, the water is not deep, there are dragons... That's it, the audience is not much, just spend money, don't buy tickets and don't let in.

You are happy, our boss is happy, our boss is happy, the boss lady is happy, the boss lady is happy, the manager is happy, the manager is happy, the actor has this (money), with this, you can go out at night to that. ”

The two turned actors, rubbing their fingers cheaply, squeezing their eyebrows and making eyes.

The audience below, especially the male audience, laughed.

The two of them were criticized by some people for being vulgar, in fact, the biggest reason is because there are a lot of pornographic jokes and sexual innuendos in it.

In fact, Li Tianran doesn't think the duo is vulgar, but thinks that it is very flexible, especially keeping pace with the times, he will perform whatever the public likes, and sing whatever pop is sung.

The two actors actually have skills, most of them have singing skills that have been learned through years of hard work, and they also sang a lot at the beginning, but later, the audience didn't like to listen to old dramas, and without the audience, there would be no job, the theater would be closed, and the artists would be disbanded.

Do you sit back and wait for death, or do you actively seek a way out?

In order to survive, the content of the duo is getting richer and richer, with more pop songs, dances, acrobatics, ventriloquism, parody shows, and even blowing balloons in the nostrils and drinking beer in 3 seconds.

Many actors are too, obviously singing skills are very good, but they use "cowardice" and "appearance" techniques, deliberately lack self-confidence, behave strangely, and speak upside down, causing the audience to laugh.

When the audience is disappointed or contemptuous of his image, the actor suddenly shows his singing voice and sings a beautiful song or play, which amazes the audience and receives a good live effect.

"Two people turn" comes from the folk, comes from the soil, and it is inevitable that it will have a vulgar atmosphere.

But after inheritance and processing, after the refinement of many artists, in the end it is also a mature art form or genre.

"It's the New Year in the first month,

On the first day of the new year,

Families will be reunited,

The young give New Year's greetings to the old,

It doesn't matter whether the man or the woman is yes,

Wear those new clothes, eh, yo, yo,

Wear that new dress~.

Hit the eighth day of spring to the eighth day of the first month,

The new daughter-in-law lives in her mother's house,

Lead my little son-in-law

Take two boxes of fruit."

......

On the stage, two actors, a man and a woman, sang "Little New Year's Greetings", and Li Tianran watched with a smile.

"Good!" "Good!" "Good!" After singing the song, the audience responded enthusiastically and applauded.

After singing the New Year's greetings, a different actor came to the stage, told a few jokes, and began to imitate Jacky Cheung and Andy Lau to sing, and then turned a few heels, and everyone applauded.

Later, there were actors performing "3 seconds to drink beer", which aroused a warm response from the audience.

Some audience members began to tip, and every time they gave a tip, the actors on stage would kill a bottle of beer, kill 4 bottles of beer, and the actors went down to rest......

Watching the two turn actors perform, I can always feel that they are not easy, they are very happy to watch, and sometimes they can feel sad.

"My home is on the Songhua River in Northeast China

There are mountains full of soybean sorghum

By the green mountains and green waters

Two large aspen trees in front of the door

Neat fence yards

A small grass house......"

"I wish you all, a thousand miles a day to sail in the wind, two sleeves and a breeze to be a high-ranking official, three times five times to create great luck, four seasons to make a fortune and the road is wide, five lakes and four seas to make noble friends, six or six Shun to make more money, seven stars to shine and look at the luck, eight directions into the treasure pile into a mountain, nine sons and ten into descendants, perfect in the world!"

"Good!" "Good!" "Good!"

"I wish you all, auspicious times and auspicious days are as fast as the wind, good years and abundant months are like the wind, blessings and wealth are increased, longevity is long, longevity is long, wealth and profit are born and noble sons are born, filial piety and grandchildren are glorious from generation to generation, glory and wealth are there every year, there is wealth, power and future!"

Finally, all the actors came to the stage to send their blessings, and the performance was over, and everyone left the stage......

On the way back, dad Li Jianjun, mom Zhao Yue and Li Tianran were still discussing the show, how could the beer be drunk so quickly......