Chapter 139 Please play your cards according to common sense

....................... How can you divide the line between fluttering and not fluttering...............

Li Gang was startled by being suddenly teleported to the outside of the ruins, not because of the sudden teleportation itself, but because the things he put in the space storage items were taken out by the soul interactive body and confiscated.

Li Gang hurriedly checked the space ring or something, and unexpectedly found that everything was there, even the insect armor was inside, which made him breathe a sigh of relief. It seems that when he was kicked out, the interactor loaded all his stuff back.

Then there was a wave of space fluctuations in front of him, and an iron-skinned brother in armor appeared in front of Li Gang. Li Gang was immediately happy, and said in his heart that he was looking for you! By the way, is this still the armor I borrowed? How is it different?

"Yo, Brother Ironskin!"

Li Gang picked up the tofu flower in one hand and greeted Tie Skin, but Iron Hide didn't seem to have returned to his senses yet, and stood there stunned, as if he had been stimulated by something.

Li Gang knocked on the iron helmet: "Don't pretend to be stupid, don't think that you can not pay back my things in this way, quickly return all the things I borrowed from you, and if you don't pay it back, you will have to pay interest." ”

This time the iron sheet moved, he turned his head to look at Li Gang, and said simply: "It's gone." ”

.....Apoof!

"Believe it or not, my aunt squirted you to death, what does it mean to be gone, it's so light, it's my wife's book that I worked so hard to clean up from the pile of dead, don't you want to swallow it for me!"

"Don't worry, listen to me." Iron Sheet is really not in a hurry at all, he is not hurried to speak, he is still angry, and he is wearing a helmet.

"Okay, you say, don't give a good reason, I promise to let you know why chrysanthemums are so red in the name of tofu flowers!" As he spoke, he pressed a certain naked Lori's flat chest comparable to a washboard to the iron skin's head.

"Ah~~!" Tofu Hua screamed, hugged the tin helmet and licked it, trying the taste first.

"......" Iron Hide reluctantly pushed away the tofu flower and said, "I was forced to participate in a trial in a place called the trial space, and I passed it by luck. After giving me the reward for passing the trial, he said that the big shield you gave me was a guardian's thing, and it was recovered. To compensate, the soul interlocutor took it upon himself to dismantle all of my equipment, including the weapons and armor you lent me, and synthesize these armors. ”

As he spoke, Iron Sheet waved his hand, and six jet-black and shiny armors appeared in front of Li Gang. Not only are there more of them, but their appearance is also very different from before. These six pairs of armor are no longer the iron men with similar images before, they are divided into three shapes, four of which are fierce beast shapes, they are on all fours, with sharp teeth and claws, and their bodies are full of murder weapons, they are simply steel beasts. In addition to these four beast-shaped armors, there is also a big bird, a giant armor more than two and a half meters tall and holding two large plate axes, this lineup looks very powerful.

However, what can you do if you are strong, return my equipment!

Li Gang knocked on the head of the beast-shaped armor, sighed, and said slowly: "Since this is the case, I can't help it...... I'll take these things, hoping to sell them for a good price. ”

"Huh? Don't you want to say that we will share the hardships and send me? "The usually calm tin sheet is a little messy.

Li Gang glanced at the iron sheet with disdain, and said, "Do you think my brother is such a generous person?" ”

Iron Sheet carefully looked at Li Gang from head to toe, shook his head and said, "It's not like that." ”

"That's not it, give it to me."

"No, I've already confessed the Lord, this is my exclusive weapon." Iron Sheet also simply took back all the armor directly.

"I'll go, what's going on, you have to accompany me!"

"How do you accompany?" Tie Hide has made up his mind not to give Li Gang these armors, these armors are weapons tailored for him, and they have already recognized the master, and they are very easy to use, this will be a battle in the future, how can they be handed over? At the same time, he complained in his heart: "Anyway, this guy is also a master, why don't you wave your hand generously like a master in movies and television, and give it away with a sentence of 'make a friend'?" Sad. ”

Li Gang poked his chin and thought about it seriously and asked, "Are you a woman?" ”

"....not."

"Do you have a sister or sister or a young aunt or niece or anything like that?"

“…… No. ”

"I'll go, isn't this a loss? I'm not interested in men! ”

"......" Iron Sheet is speechless, who is interested in you? Then he proposed: "I'll accompany you to make money......"

"That's a high-end product produced by the ruins, and the price of each is enough to sell you to a rich woman 10,000 times, how much money do you have to accompany you?"

"And what do you want? Don't expect the armor to be handed over to you anyway. Ironhide said indifferently, and the tone was like stating an established fact.

"You...... What a personality! "Li Gang doesn't know what to say, Brother Iron is so arrogant that he owes everything, who owes whom?

Li Gang thought about it for a while, this iron brother is very outstanding, and those things were originally picked up for nothing, so he is not particularly distressed if he loses them. It's better to sell his personal favor, with such a powerful favor, it will definitely be of great use in the future. Of course, it is necessary to squeeze hard, both favor and squeezing must be hard with both hands, who makes you not a beauty.

"That's good, in the future, you will be my little brother, and the equipment will not be investigated." Where is this that makes him owe favors and sell himself directly.

"No way." Iron Sheet simply rejected Li Gang's proposal to sell himself.

This result was expected by Li Gang, and he continued: "Don't be so simple, don't be a little brother, then it's okay to be a bodyguard." ”

Tin Fur never likes to owe anything to others, and those equipment are indeed used by himself, and he is shameless and walks away, and he really can't do it with his character, which will make his thoughts incomprehensible. So he hesitated for a moment and said, "One year, I can be a bodyguard for you for a year, but only when your life is threatened, I won't do anything for you otherwise." ”

"Hey~hey~hey?" Now it's Li Gang's turn to be messy, I'm just saying it so casually, okay, and I really agree?

In fact, Li Gang knew in his heart that the shield was hacked by that interactive body, and he didn't want to say goodbye in this life, and the equipment couldn't be changed back, and it was useless to really ask for the pile of armor with iron sheets. Anyway, I was going to sell it for money, and I was going to sell my dear iron brother to sell pants and let him owe him a favor, but I didn't really want to find a little brother or bodyguard. Asking him earlier to be a younger brother and a bodyguard is just a joke and a foreshadowing, just like bargaining the price in business, first say a price that he can't accept, and then show his true expectations, so that it is easier to achieve his goal. It's just that I didn't expect that Iron Sheet really agreed to be a bodyguard, which is different from what I expected. But the words have been spoken, can they still be taken back? Isn't that a slap in the face? Brother is a person who wants to save face, okay! Calm, calm...... Even if you want to marry your brother, your brother will also smile and slap you.

Li Gang coughed lightly twice, and pretended to be calm: "Okay, your bodyguard is really expensive enough, and it can be worth this price if you can't warm the bed?" One more year! ”

"No, it's just a year, and if you don't agree, I'll leave."

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, just one year." Li Gang shrugged helplessly, it is better to have a bodyguard than to have both people and money, and generally only big people bring bodyguards, and my brother is also a person with bodyguards, this is temperament!

"I'll ask you a question."

"Ask."

"Your strength is not weak, why do you need bodyguards?"

Faced with such a serious question from Iron Skin, Li Gang sprayed a mouthful of thick phlegm to kill his heart. The heart said I don't know why I want to be a bodyguard, it's not that you are a mountain cannon uneasy routine to make trouble. Of course, the loser does not lose the battle, and continued to say stiffly: "Don't you think it's very good to bring a bodyguard to swagger through the market?" Fan Ye's Fan! ”

“…… I don't think so. "In fact, Iron Sheet will agree to be Li Gang's bodyguard, mainly because he doesn't want to owe people anything, and at the same time, he has always been a lone ranger, and he is the same everywhere. There is no loss in being a "bodyguard" for a year for this guy with few brains, anyway, he originally planned to take time out to study the cultivation techniques obtained from the trial, but now he can use this time to pay off the debts he owes, killing two birds with one stone. Moreover, this person also seems to have a bit of an interest.

Like Li Gang, Tie Hide also passed the trial, but he only passed the first stage, so he only obtained the cultivation spar of the Chosen One. He made a bunch of armor and weapons, and that was because he confiscated a little compensation from Li Gang for borrowing his Guardian Shield.

The people who were forcibly teleported out were all around the ruins, these were the explorers in the ruins, and the ruins were forcibly kicked out as soon as they went to the sky, so Li Gang and Tie Pi plus a Lori suddenly appeared, this thing itself is not unusual at all, but the fruit body Lori rolling all over the ground is more eye-catching. Oh my boy, do you want to show off your presence?

Li Gang had no choice but to tear off the torn clothes on his chest and back, which were leaking and full of blood, and hugged the tofu flower who was all over the ground, saving it from losing the festival all over the ground... If it had at all.

What are you doing now, of course, it's going home with the bodyguard, it's been missing for more than a month, and it's estimated that the first seven have been burned. As soon as he thought of this, Li Gang felt a faint pain in the egg. I hope that I will "cheat the corpse" and go back, and the death benefit will not be recovered, so I will make a lot of money in vain.

"The executor's death pension seems to be a lot! makes his own dead money, and the handsome guy who is wise and martial has this kind of realm. Of course, my brother doesn't really care, because he is about to stride into the ranks of the rich and handsome, and the pension or anything is drizzle. ”

Li Gang happily touched the space ring containing a lot of messy things, even if this hard ring now feels more enjoyable than the tender face of a beautiful woman. Unconsciously reveal a smile from the inside out, from the heart......

"Nobody told you that you laughed lewdly?" The iron sheet was separated by the helmet, and the urn sounded the urn airway.

Li Gang immediately put away his smile and looked serious: "Ahem, what do you know as a bodyguard, this is called a sincere expression of feelings, what are you doing standing stupidly, let's go!" ”

After speaking, Li Gang dragged the tofu flower and left.

Iron Sheet was speechless, but he had an urge to shoot people.

The thousands of explorers who were forcibly teleported out were at first baffled, because they just felt the ruins shake for a while, and then the scenery in front of them changed and they were outside. Seeing the towering ruins of the ancient city again, one by one the two monks were puzzled. Many people tried to get close again, but they could no longer get half a minute closer to the circle of stone pillars on the ground, because if they stepped into the circle of stone pillars, they would go out from the opposite side. This is similar to Li Gang's situation in the Rubik's Cube space, the difference is that Li Gang can't get out no matter how he walks, and he can't get in here.

Li Gang did not have the curiosity to try not because he was prescient, but because he had obtained the inheritance of ancient information, including the information of this ancient ruin. Although a lot of information has not yet been sorted out, it is still easy to find relevant information when focusing on this particular matter.

The outer circle of stone pillars is the spatial defense barrier of the Homeland City, which not only works on the ground, but also extends to the underground and the sky. Judging from the information, this enchantment should be spherical under normal circumstances, covering hundreds of square kilometers, but now I don't know if it's a lack of energy or what's going on, the enchantment only maintains a minimum range.

"Where are you going?" Ironhide asked.

"Of course it's home, is it going to Masa Chicken? Let me be anxious for your intelligence! ”

Iron Hide didn't speak, and a beast-shaped armor suddenly appeared in front of Li Gang, looking at the appearance of the teeth and claws, Li Gang had every reason to believe that if he said one more nonsense, it would pounce directly.

Li Gang tilted his head: "I actually threatened the boss, this employee with no future ....." Then he turned his face back and said, "By the way, shouldn't you go home first?" As a good quality, honest and lovely, serious and slightly playful new boss after the end of the world, you will be granted a family leave, paid, pro~~" Anyway, his "salary" has been settled, Li Gang wants to deduct his salary, but he also has to deduct it.

“…… No. ”

"Not afraid of worrying at home? Or do you have a legendary cell phone and have been in contact with your home? Lend me a little bit, dear~~" Li Gang put on a faceless and skinless look, rubbing his hands and rubbing against the iron sheet.

Iron Hide unceremoniously grabbed Li Gang's face and pushed it away, and said indifferently: "No." ”

"Cut, you know, even I don't have that kind of high-tech equipment, how can you have it."

On the day of destruction, satellites around the world rushed to the streets, and the ground communication system was basically wiped out. So in the past, everyone had a mobile phone that could be dated with a shake, but now you are a hand with ten in vain, and there is no signal, which can only be used as a watch... Oh, the cottage can also be used as a speaker to listen to songs.

At present, although the countries that still have the capacity are actively launching new satellites, they only support the communication of a small number of special groups, and ordinary people want to use them in a dream. At present, the main form of long-distance communication for ordinary people is the telegraph, but the point of sending telegrams is not everywhere, and receiving and receiving telegrams is not a matter of moving the mouth. In addition, shortwave radio communication is not something that everyone has the equipment to do. Messenger? That's fun, who would risk their lives to go into the wild where strange beasts are rampant in order to deliver two letters? The public communication service is only available in urban areas, and it does not work when going out of the city, and the communication number is aimed at this area.

"Then why don't you go back to see your family and don't want to worry about it?" Li Gang then asked.

"Dead."

Ahem, Li Gang coughed twice and said embarrassedly: "When I didn't ask." Then he patted the tin skin on the shoulder and said affectionately: "Don't be sad, from now on, my family will be you...... The owner's family. ”

“……”

"The dead are long gone, and the living are like Sifu. Your vacation is canceled, so you can go to my place with you. Of course, I will help you find an apartment, and you will pay the rent yourself. “

"Okay."

"You really cherish words like gold, and you won't get pregnant if you say two more words."

"You're going to stay naked like that?"

Li Gang rubbed his chest, which was still stained with blood, "The preface is withdrawn, it's better for you to talk less!" Then he took out a piece of clothing from the spatial ring and put it on his body.

The question now is how to go back, the joint exploration team has already gone back, should it be open Route 11 (Note 1)? This is going crazy......

Note 1: What does it mean to walk...... Don't the two legs look like 11.