It can be seen that Hongxiaer attaches great importance to pig fart, and the pig fart is not an ordinary pig, but a red and purple pig.

In other words, the pig fart couple is the luckiest couple in Hongxiaer Cottage.

However, since ancient times, the "god of luck" has been very stingy and never brings good luck to everyone.

Sure enough, not long after the pig farted away, Hongxia'er's cottage encountered a very strange thing, her cottage was actually attacked by a group of cavalry, could it be said that on this highly technologically advanced alien planet, there were still human cavalry in ancient times?

Of course not, and it seems impossible to be, but a group of hilarious alternative cavalry.

So what's going on? And so it turned out.

On this morning, the sky is clear, the sun is shining, the air in the mountains and forests is fresh, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the scenery is charming.

In a large meadow somewhere in the forest, a large group of wild dogs (they belong to Hongxia'er's wild hunting party) were chasing and hunting a herd of wild goats, but out of nowhere, a pack of hungry wild wolves appeared.

When this group of wild wolves pounced on the wild goats that were chased by wild dogs and fled, it immediately aroused the vigilance and dissatisfaction of the wild dogs.

As a result, the "battle-hardened, extraordinary" wild dogs angrily pounced on this group of wild wolves who "didn't know whether to live or die" and were particularly greedy.

In the face of the wild dog hunting team that was several times more numerous than them and extremely fierce, the wild wolves had no power to fight back, and at first they had some ability to parry, and soon, they had no ability to parry, only the power to escape. In short, the wolves were beaten by the wild dogs and fled.

However, unexpectedly, it didn't take long for a large group of menacing "baboon cavalry" to come.

The so-called "baboon cavalry" means that each big bad wolf rides a baboon on its back.

What makes people laugh is that this group of "baboon cavalry" is actually imitating human cavalry, but their tactics and playing style are very unique and clumsy, that is, when the wolves attack the dogs, the big bad wolf is responsible for grabbing and biting the enemy below the head, and the baboon riding on the back of the big bad wolf is responsible for blinding the enemy with its long arms.

Although the "baboon cavalry" seems to be very clumsy and scoundrel, it is very effective, and it really made them blind the eyes of several wild dogs, and the wild dogs who were caught blinded immediately lost their combat effectiveness, and after a while, they were bitten to death by the big bad wolf.

At this moment, it had an unexpected shocking effect......

Looking at the wild dogs in front of them who were blinded by the baboons and screaming in pain with blood, the group of wild dogs who were fighting were suddenly stunned, and some were even scared out of their urine. Immediately, "feng shui takes turns", and the morale of the wild dogs, who were still dominant, plummeted in an instant, and soon lost their fighting spirit, collapsed, and fled for their lives.

After receiving this news, Hongxia'er was very shocked and thought, "Could it be that there are also cavalry in this animal kingdom?" Who trained this, is it human? ”

With these questions, she went to the red-haired father and asked him if he had heard of it.

The red-haired daddy didn't know either, and suggested that she send a few capable fox scouts to investigate it carefully.

Two days later, the clever and clever fox scouts came back to report the results, much to the surprise of Hongxia'er.

It turned out that this group of "baboon cavalry" was not trained by humans.

In fact, their leader is a cunning mandrill named "Mess With Me".

And their instructor turned out to be a very intelligent chimpanzee named "Teach You to Be Thin" (nicknamed "Professor").

Why is the leader of this group of "baboon cavalry" not baboons or big bad wolves, but mandrills?

Actually, this is also a coincidence.

Back then, in a tribe of dozens of baboons, the leader took in a homeless and lonely mandrill and named the poor mandrill "Mess with me".

Since then, "Mess with Me" has gradually integrated into this baboon tribe group, eating and living with everyone.

Two years later, the tribal leader suddenly fell seriously ill and was on the verge of death, and when it came time to choose a successor, the old leader was hesitant because the two candidates had quite different qualifications.

In the end, the oldest way had to be taken - a duel to determine the winner.

As a result, one of the baboon "candidates" killed his opponent and was seriously wounded himself, and the game was finished a month after the death of the old leader.

And among the remaining baboons, there are no less than a dozen baboons who have only a little "candidate" qualification but do not have absolute prestige.

If the last election is carried out according to the method of the last election, then this baboon tribe will be dealt a heavy blow, and it is possible that it will be swallowed up by other baboon tribes.

So, after deliberation, everyone unanimously elected the increasingly prestigious mandrill "Mess with me" as the temporary leader of their tribe to tide over the current difficulties.

Obviously, this is a stopgap measure.

Under its leadership, this baboon tribe soon flourished, and in less than two years, the tribe had grown from sixty or seventy baboons to more than two hundred. As a result, the mandrill has won the support of everyone and has now firmly consolidated its position.

So what about this baboon tribe and the group of "baboon cavalry"?

Animals such as monkeys and baboons have so little to eat in the spring, fruits such as peaches and plums on trees have not yet been produced, and other small animals such as mice, hares, pheasants and ducks are too clever to catch and there are not enough of them.

Therefore, in the spring of last year, the leader of the baboon tribe, Shan Xiao, "mixed with me", personally went to the chimpanzee tribe to invite the "Teach You to Be Thin", who is known as "Zhiduoxing", to serve as the military advisor of this baboon tribe, and asked "Teach You to Be Thin" to give advice and solve their food problems in the spring.

Since "teach you to be thin" is so smart, how can you get "mix with me"?

It turned out that this "teach you to be thin" because he was too smart and did not know how to be modest and restrained, that is, his emotional intelligence was not high and too sharp, which aroused the jealousy and vigilance of the leader of the chimpanzee tribe where he was located, and he was suspicious and afraid that "teaching you to be thin" would "usurp the party and seize power" in the future, so he often gave him "small shoes" to wear, so that he was bullied and hit. "Teach you to be thin" has long had the heart to leave.

So, when "messing with me" went to lobby for an invitation, he didn't even think about "teaching you to be thin", and immediately agreed as soon as he patted his head. It's called "hit it off" and "heaven does as you wish".