"Alas...... If you have something to say, you don't fall off the horse to say, you are bored with cold pot dry rice, you throw a broom and occupy the mill, you stand in the wilderness, you don't plant the land, put it there to be wasted, help the soldiers I don't plant in the spring, don't cut in the autumn, Hu Huang Erxian's family called me to serve, I haven't seen you this eyeless to consume, I want to know that you don't open your eyes to do things, I don't move the sedan chair eight times, raise yourself and walk big, just like the tiger's ass no one dares to touch, today I met a helper, you are the king of heaven, I will fight you for a few rounds, I'm going to hold the silver needle in my hand, and you'll be scared to crawl and tremble......"

"Alas...... In fact, you don't have a lot of Taoism, you don't have many martial arts, yin and yang can't be early, gossip can't be grammed, you can't understand the five or three longs, you can't see the incense through the five or three longs, you can't see the incense in the sage, you can't pinch the scarf in your sleeve, the yin and yang house can't be phased, not to mention the big and small diseases, you can also start from the east and move the west, and drill the chicken nest in the middle of the night, and you will die when you see the little phoenix, and you will drink hard when you see the red grain and fine water, which family will not offer some wine and vegetables, you will hold the ...... of the casserole grass bean bun"

"You, you...... It's too much of a deception! ”

And as Xiao Anzi sang here with stabbing and damage, the swirling yellow smoke rushed to the door in front of me very suddenly, and I felt that my left and right shoulders sank, and my round eyes and beads shouted that it was too much to deceive people.

"Oh, my damn, I've finally been scolded, but I'm tired, what the hell!" As he heard me shouting that he was too deceitful, Xiao Anzi wiped the sweat from his forehead and sat on the ground.

"Since you have spoken, pour beans into the bamboo tube and say, otherwise I will let you go and have no return, my Hu Sanye is on the body of a fragrant brother and a horse, but it is not casual." As Xiao Anzi sat on the ground with a sigh of relief, wiping his sweat, the third master got up and said in a very sharp voice.

"I want revenge, revenge, kill all the family members surnamed Han, and avenge my daughter and grandson!" As the third master said very sharply, I opened my mouth and shouted viciously.

"Well, what else?" The third master is still there.

"That's all, that's all, I'll show my might right now and let your little gang look down on me!" As the third master responded, I suddenly opened my mouth and spit out a large ball of fire at the half-dead people on the kang.

"Oh, I'm here, it's really good, it's really two!" As my mouth spewed out a very hot fire, Xiao Anzi screamed and jumped up from the ground.

"Huh, pediatrics!"

And the third master snorted coldly, and gently knocked the pipe in his hand, but when he saw a piece of golden light, the raging fire was quickly wrapped, and then dissipated as if it was compressed, and it disappeared in an instant.

"You...... Oh, I'm short-tempered, short-tempered, do you know what my name is, my tuba raccoon dog is immortal, the people in the rivers and lakes are called the Fire Dragon Shenjun, and my name is the Fire Dragon Shenjun! As the raging fire was suppressed without a trace, I clenched my fists and smashed it on my nose, and then I snorted twice, and two more dazzling fireworks erupted from my nose.

"Okay, Fire Dragon Shenjun, why don't you call Grandma God, Third Master, I have limited patience, and it's useless to talk to you here if I don't have the strength to do so, in a word, let's go when you enter the hall, if you don't enter the hall, I will ask you to pay for these little white people!" As I erupted fire from my nostrils, the third master got up and slammed the golden pipe, and at the same time, he pressed one palm against the top of my head.

"I, I, I...... It's okay to enter the hall, but you have to agree to it, otherwise I won't eat it, Hu Sanye, you just say that I am old and can't succeed, right? As the third master pressed one palm against the top of my head, I opened my mouth and said.

"It's okay, it's complete to enter our hall, the white-tailed scorpion can spit out real fire, and you spit out the three open flames of the Yangshi, not bad, if you don't look at your ability, my third master is too lazy to accept you, you must know that those who can enter my third master's hall are all elites in the earth god realm, and they don't deserve to mix with my third master!" The third master said when he heard it.

"Hahaha...... Happy, then I'm in, but now this matter, what do you want to say? As the third master spoke, I laughed and said.

"The hiss people are gone, let these people on the kang go, even if they are clear."

When the third master heard this, he said: "In addition, you also give an explanation to the second boy, the Ming people don't do dark things, and they use the power of the living to cross the catastrophe and say that they are crossing the catastrophe, why do you deceive people and say that they are married to a daughter, and they also falsely say that they have given birth to a child." ”

"Okay, hahahahaha...... Ming people don't do dark things, I like it, then it's decided, I'll show up and let them go, smile and hate, in line with the rules of the rivers and lakes! And with the third master saying this, my body and bones shook and almost fell to the ground, and a very thick yellow smoke rose from the side, and a shriveled old lady like a mummy appeared.

It is a mouthful of old yellow teeth, two jaws protruding, the skin is shriveled like an old dry eggplant in winter, and a few strands of sparse white hair are put on the back of the head.

"I drop that god, why is it uglier than the right branch master?" Xiao Anzi reached out to help me and screamed.

"I'm, everyone compares me to me, Xiao Anzi, are you deliberately looking for bad luck?" When Hu Yumei, the master of the right branch, heard this, she came over to twist Xiao Anzi's ears.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, this matter is over, go outside and invite all the gods of our hall in, everyone hasn't been together for a long time!" The third master commanded Xiao Anzi.

Then he walked up to me and grabbed me, leaned down and asked me how I was.

I shook my head, indicating that it was okay.

It looked like it was beating hard, but I didn't feel uncomfortable in my nose except for a little sore eyes.

"Okay, okay!" Xiao Anzi said happily and ran out.

"Quick, is the meal ready, we want a big dinner at the entrance of the hall, a big dinner, Ao, by the way, do you have white candles, hurry up and order a few more, we also have a golden snake king who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, only rare white candle smoke." Hu Yumei jumped to her feet and urged tightly.

"Okay, I've removed the poisonous gas from their bodies, and each of them has burned the soul return talisman, and then feed them some Yangshi open rice, and it will be fine." With Hu Yumei's jumping feet, the old lady of the Fire Dragon Shenjun said.

"Fire Dragon Divine Monarch, Fire Dragon Divine Monarch...... Well, this name is good, domineering enough! And the third master admired it, looked at the raccoon dog and said, the old lady said.

"Ao, open the meal, so they are all fine, okay, the mutton has been boiled in the pot, the big fat sheep, the big fat sheep, it will be good right away, it will be good right away!" The village chief was running inside and out, and he was very happy to look Zhang Luoren feeding the half-dead gruel on the kang.

"Oh, it's so fragrant, it's too fragrant, I Hu Yumei doesn't seem to have smelled such a fragrance in eight lifetimes, I have to open my belly to eat it for a while, I tell you, no one is allowed to rob me, I'm expensive, I still have one in my belly, it's a double body, lack of nutrition, lack of nutrition!" Hu Yumei smelled the wisps of meat from the pot stove in the outhouse, and she couldn't get hungry.

"It's my fault, the master of the right branch, it's me who didn't take care of the immortals, don't worry, when we go back, we will drink and eat every day, and I will buy it for you!" When I heard this, I was ashamed.

It's true, I think Hu Yumei has not had a few days since she entered the hall.

was first disgusted by Ding Li, and then he was simply robbed of her husband by Tie Tuozi.

And all the gods in the hall are a little disgusted with her because of her ugly appearance and her speech, and she doesn't cover up or block the door.

"Really, great, little brother Ma, you said it, I remember!" When Hu Yumei heard this, she was jumping high.

"Careful, careful, double-body!" At this time, Xiao Anzi, who led all the immortals into the house, heard this, and pointed at Hu Yumei's stomach and teased.

"Third Master Sect Master, Sister Liu!" And at this time, with a very scream, Huang Yingtong ran in after him with a frosty face.

"How's it going, is your body recovering?" I stepped forward and grabbed Huang Yingtong and asked.

"Well, the fluff has grown, if you want to grow Qi, it will take some time, but it doesn't matter, Sister Liu rest assured, rest assured." Listening to my question, Huang Yingtong said with a grin.

"That's good, that's good, what's going on with Jiamengzi, he's ...... Is it still formed? I nodded and asked Jia Mengzi.

"Molding, molding, with my old and skillful hands, even if he breaks into silk, I can weave him back." With my inquiry, Mrs. Chang San's grandmother came in on crutches.

"Old body...... Another old body, Ao, it turned out to be Chang San's grandmother, come, make a friend, I'm the Fire Dragon Shenjun! As Chang San's grandmother came in, the old raccoon dog of the Fire Dragon Divine Monarch walked forward quickly and stretched out his hand, holding Chang San's old grandmother's hand and shaking it.

"Fortunately, people say that the rivers and lakes are a family, I can meet so many friends today, I am really happy, I will do three hundred bowls in a while to celebrate!" With this very bold shaking of Chang San's grandmother's arm, the old lady of the Fire Dragon Divine Monarch said......