The fortune teller looked at the woman who was already asleep on the table, but suddenly grinned. In another moment, it was not a fortune teller sitting opposite the summer curtain, but a glamorous man dressed in red and black with waterfall. He put down the bowl and sighed, "Oops! Why is the amount of alcohol so bad? I want to have a drink with you like before. Hehe......"

Stood up, walked to the side of Xia Mu, looked at the red face, and laughed out loud. It's exactly the same! Looks like I'm still very successful. Squinted his eyes and whispered, "Wait, it's almost there." ”

Bending down slightly, one hand just wanted to touch her face, but it suddenly raised its head vigilantly, and in a flash it avoided a golden sword light. Then there was a 'bang', and the open-air kitchen behind the man in red collapsed.

"Tut-tut, I haven't seen you for many years, and I have really improved my cultivation a lot. Alan! He flicked his sleeve and looked up with a smile.

A white figure fell, and in the small courtyard, two slender figures, one red and one white, stood opposite each other, and even the wind stopped, as if they were afraid of provoking someone who shouldn't be provoked.

Situ Lan glanced at the woman who was lying on the table with her cheeks flushed, drunk and unconscious, and looked at the man in red with a cold light and said, "Don't touch her!" ”

"Yo yo yo! Don't think that you can talk to me so unceremoniously when you grow up, after all, according to the identity of the evening sky, I am still your elder! The man in red smiled even more seductively.

"Shut up! You're not qualified to mention her! Situ Lan almost gritted his teeth and said, accompanied by a golden sword light.

At the same time, the man in red flew away from it, his face sank, and he put away his previous playfulness and said, "It's you who should shut up!" No matter how you stop her, she's mine! ”

The two of them exchanged a few tricks in the small courtyard, with the sound of all kinds of buildings collapsing and bricks and tiles shattering, Xia Mu was so noisy that he had a headache, and he wanted to open his eyes and was very sleepy, so he could only 'hmm' and wanted to change his posture to a more comfortable position, but he didn't want to slide off the table directly, Situ Lan could only temporarily retract the offensive move, and quickly caught it, so that she didn't fall on the cold ground.

The man in red stood still and didn't move, seeing Situ Lan's actions, a trace of gloom and murderous intent flashed in his eyes, but it was only a flash.

"Ah Lan, I have to take care of her during this time, and the time is up. I'll pick her up again! With that, he turned around and disappeared into the gray sky.

Situ Lan looked at the direction in which the red man disappeared, and rarely showed a fierce look: "Tang Yi! This time, you don't want to succeed again! ”

Then, he put the sword into the sheath, hugged the woman in his arms horizontally, and watched her take the initiative to shrink into his arms, and his head hurt inexplicably.

When Situ Lan threw the drunken ghost in his arms on the bed, he was already on the verge of collapse.

Although it was Edgeworth back along the way, she was not honest at all, she had been tossing for a long time, singing and dancing, but the two of them almost fell off the sword several times in a short distance.

What I didn't expect was that this woman refused to let him go when she arrived here, and grabbed his sleeve and howled: "You are not allowed to go!" I...... I'm not done yet! ”

"Then we'll talk about it tomorrow!" Situ Lan tugged and pulled, and couldn't pull her clothes out of her palm.

Xia Mu dragged the man in front of him, dizzy, and misty, but he was very excited, and he just wanted to 'hi skin' with the person in front of him. He sat up suddenly, put his arms around his neck with brute force, and said with a snort of wine, "What are you running?" I'm ...... I won't eat you again! Obediently, quickly...... Hurry up and get away from me, give me a hug! ”

Situ Lan's facial features had already given up management, and he wanted to break this koala-like woman with a frantic look, but he didn't expect that she was so drunk that she had so much strength, like an octopus, she picked him up firmly, and she couldn't pull it apart at all.

"You let go first!" The man said helplessly.

"I don't! Good...... It's hard to catch you! Don't let it go! Let go and you'll run away! Can't put it! I just want you! The woman was even more stubborn, crawling on top of him with her hands and feet.

“…… Summer Curtain, you let go! Situ Lan's voice was hoarse, tired, angry, and ...... She has been grinding on herself, and somewhere in her body is sensitive, she has long been warned.

But a certain drunken woman who dreams of death still doesn't know whether she is alive or dead, and continues to obsess: "No-yes!"

"You...... Let go! Clenching his fists, he tried to restrain and endure.

No, no, no! A woman was so angry that she covered the mouth that she had been trying to let go of with one hand, and a certain man froze in place and couldn't move, her palms were so soft, her nose was full of her fragrance, and her arms were even more nephrite fragrance, and even her muscles were tense and painful. What to do? Situ Men Master was rarely, but once again at a loss.

The hands hanging in the air finally had a place to move, and he tore away the jade hand covering his mouth, and took a heavy breath, but before he could react, he was blocked by a woman again.

It was also difficult for Situ Lan to widen his eyes for a moment, looking at the suddenly enlarged face in front of him so closely. She actually gagged herself with her mouth!

Situ Lan didn't move for a long time, just letting Xia Mu's limbs hover over him, clumsily gnawing his lips. When he reacted, his eyes immediately became silent, as if the pent-up magma under the volcano was about to erupt.

Instinctively, he put his hands around the person hanging on him, one turned, and the other fell into the wide, soft quilt, and the wind blew the curtains flying.

Later, I didn't know who was more active, and when Situ Lan regained consciousness, he had already pressed Xia Mu under him and kissed each other fiercely until the other party didn't move. His clothes were also torn apart, and his chest was open and hung on his shoulders. And the culprit was pulled by himself so that his shoulders were slightly exposed, and all the clothes and belts were scattered.

I gasped hard and got up and sat up straight, only to find that the woman who had taken the initiative just now had actually fallen asleep. In this way, she was defenseless against herself, and fell asleep on her back with her hands and feet spread out, and even let out a thin snoring sound, which was so leisurely that it seemed that the whole thing had nothing to do with her.

Situ Lan sat helplessly on the edge of the bed, buried his face in his palms, and only raised it after a long time, but he regained his cold and indifferent glass eyes. stood up, covered the quilt next to her, and then tidied up her clothes, it was the well-dressed Situ Sect Master who couldn't pick out the slightest bit of bad manners. After that, he didn't go back to open the door and went out......

Xia Mu, who woke up again, suddenly had a headache! I sat on the bed and thought about it for a long time, and the last scene in my memory was to have dinner with that stinky fortune teller, just, and then grin......

Oh, my God! At this critical moment, she actually broke off, did the fortune teller say how to go home? I was so angry that I wanted to find a belt to strangle myself.

By the way, how did you get back? Who got themselves back? I can't remember anything about it. It's not like that stinky fortune teller is so kind to get drunk and send him back, right? Oh! Did he do anything to himself, he touched himself up and down, as if there was nothing wrong, and then gradually breathed a sigh of relief.

Right here, the door opened, and it was Liang Shulan who came in. Seeing that Xia Mu had woken up and sat on the bed, he was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Miss Xia, you are awake." ”

"Huh...... Oh, yes. Xia Mu awkwardly pulled the quilt up again, trying to cover his face, which was basically lost.

Liang Shulan put a bowl of black soup in his hand on the head of the bed and said, "Then Miss Xia drink some sobering soup, hangovers are easy to get headaches." ”

It's good that she didn't remind her, this reminder was really painful, so although she was reluctant, she still took it up and drank it all, and asked in a low voice: "I ...... last night"

"Miss Xia doesn't remember?"

“…… I don't remember. "Nonsense, remember to ask you again.

"Actually, I don't know what happened to Miss Xia, I heard that the door master brought you back, and this sobering soup was also ordered by the door master to boil it."

"What about the others?"

"The door master is out on errands, and I won't know where he is going, but the door master has an explanation, so you don't have to go out of the wind and rain hall today."

"yes, okay." Xia Mu seriously assured that even if he didn't say it, he wouldn't go out again rashly, and he encountered strange things twice, so how dare he go out for a walk again. Just say that you are unlucky, you can encounter strange things wherever you go, and you can be cheated when you go shopping.

It was almost noon, Situ Lan came back, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a summer curtain sitting at the table drinking tea seriously, stuck at the threshold and trying to get close and retreat.

As soon as Xia Mu saw Situ Lan, he immediately jumped up to greet him, and said with a flattering face: "Master Situ, are you back?" ”

"Hmm." He walked into the hall and sat down, without looking at her.

"Hard, hard, sit down, come and have a hot cup of tea." Take the initiative to please.

"Hmm." Still don't look at her.

Offering the tea respectfully with both hands, seeing that he only lowered his head to drink the tea or looked blank, he had to ask stubbornly: "That, last night...... Thank you, and trouble you to get me back. ”

"Hmm." Still drinking tea.

"Where did you get me back last night?"

Situ Lan finally raised his head and said, "Don't you know where you are drunk?" ”

"Uh...... I don't remember. Haha, you don't know, I'm actually a rare person to get drunk. This is the first time! ”

"......" Situ Lan

"I just remember meeting a fortune teller yesterday, you don't know, he can actually calculate that I am not from this world, so I thought he must know how I went back, so I went with him. He also said let me cook, so wouldn't it be worth it for me to cook a meal and know how to go back? So I'm ...... Ah! No, what happened last night? ”

"You were drunk when I arrived, so I brought you back."

"What about the fortune teller?"

"I escaped."

"Escaped? What did he run away from? ”

"Jianghu Divine Stick!"

"Huh? What a liar he really is! ”

"Hmm."