Chapter 309: Bear Sick
Nowadays, the fame of Shiso's "little miracle doctor" is unabated, and he is well-known, and there is an endless stream of all kinds of animals who come to him to see a doctor, so that he is very busy all day long, but Shisu does not feel very tired, but feels a sense of accomplishment. The reason why he has so much energy is related to the fact that he has practiced basic skills and panda boxing since he was a child.
It is precisely because of perilla's excellent medical skills and good medical ethics that even animals of all sizes suffering from various minor diseases such as diarrhea, belching, and farting also come to trouble perilla.
After a while, a crane flew to Zisu and said, "Little Divine Doctor, you can show me quickly, I have been burping and farting for the past two days, what is going on?" ”
Shiso replied, "Then half of you may have eaten enough, and half of you may have eaten rotten and unhealthy food." I'll prescribe you a prescription for Chinese medicine, and you'll be fine if you take the medicine once. ”
After a while, another group of sparrows flew in and chirped to Zisu, "Little Divine Doctor! We don't know what we've eaten recently, everyone has diarrhea in the past two days, and our legs have cramps, please hurry up and show us all! ”
At a glance, it turned out to be a group of sparrows, and suddenly evoked Shiso's memories of his previous life, he had also been a sparrow for his first three lives, and he still had a good impression and sympathy for the sparrows, so Shisu didn't say a word, and he treated the sparrows, and then prescribed medicine to boil medicine and feed the medicine, all of which served enthusiastically all one by one, so that the sparrows were moved to tears and thanked them.
That afternoon, a big stupid bear came to Shiso's TCM clinic and said to him, "I haven't pooped for several days, and my stomach is very swollen." Please, little miracle doctor, can you show me?! ”
Looking up at the big stupid bear standing in front of him like a human, Zi Su said gently, "Please lie down first and let me see, okay?"
The big stupid bear had to lie down obediently on a huge straw bed next to Shiso, and let Shiso carefully examine the disease.
Shiso came to Big Stupid Bear's side, squatted down, touched Big Stupid Bear's bulging belly lightly with his hand, and flicked it lightly with his fingers.
Then he said, "Look at your tongue again." Please keep your mouth open! ”
Shiso held the chin of the big stupid bear with his left hand, took the bamboo piece in his right hand and gently pressed down on the long and large flower tongue stretched out by the big stupid bear, looked at its tongue coating carefully, and said, "Hmm! Got it. It's time to shut your big mouth! As soon as the words fell, he lowered his head and began to prescribe and grab the medicine.
The way Shiso prescribes medicine is very special, his medical desk is a very rough earthen table that he himself piled up with soil, and there are many colorful pebbles placed on the table, each small stone represents their own different Chinese herbal medicine names, and there are also small pits of different depths (a total of eight deep pits and ten shallow pits) are dug on the earthen table, the deep pit indicates the weight of the medication, and the shallow pit indicates the light weight of the medication, so when prescribing, Shiso simply places a small colored pebble that marks the name of a certain herb into a small pit, either deep or shallow.
After prescribing the prescription, he grabbed the medicine, and Shiso went to the pharmacy to burn the fire and boil the medicine. After the medicine was boiled, Shiso took a large (clay) bowl of steaming black and slimy Chinese herbs, walked out of it and said to the big stupid bear, "Sit up, drink this bowl of herbal juice, and you will have a bowel movement!" ”
The big stupid bear got up from the straw bed, took the hot medicine bowl in Shiso's hand with both hands, and drank it in a few gulps, "Hey! After drinking, he sighed deeply.
After a while, Big Stupid Bear's stomach "gurgled", and Big Stupid Bear said to Shiso, "I'm going out to poop!" Before he could finish speaking, he turned and ran to the back of the hut not far away.
In the middle of the sound, the big stupid bear unexpectedly walked in with his head hanging and said to Shisu: "Little miracle doctor! I still can't pull out the! ”
With a frown, Shisu said, "It doesn't make sense!" Come over here and lie on this earthen table, let me take a look at your **. ”
So, the big stupid bear lay on the earthen table and cocked his ass high for the panda doctor Zisu to see what was going on.
Shisu bent down, lowered his head, and opened the big stupid bear's ** with both hands, and looked at it seriously.
Who knows, the big stupid bear guy has bad intentions, and suddenly let out a crisp sound of a loud fart "horn", a large stream of bear dung, hard and thin, slammed out of the anus of the big stupid bear, and sprayed on the face of the perilla panda doctor at an alarming speed, and the unlucky face of Shiso almost accepted it.
And the power of the big stupid bear is not small, he actually rushed Shiso backwards and turned a big heel, and his head hit the wall, swollen up a big bag, and he was almost knocked unconscious.
Fortunately, after a while, Shisu got up from the ground, but he couldn't stand the stinky and fishy bear feces on his face, and said helplessly: "Wow! It stinks! ”
Big Stupid Bear turned around and said to Shiso embarrassedly, "I'm so sorry! I definitely didn't mean to! I'm sorry! ”
Shisu "vomited" to his stomach, almost vomited out all the things he had eaten all day, and immediately turned around and ran towards the only waterhole in the panda cottage, only to hear a loud "poof", Shisu plunged into the water......
Seeing a doctor and eating feces is an unprecedented time since the perilla panda practiced medicine and saw a doctor, and it is also the most unlucky one. Although there was no major injury, the sudden fishy and unpleasant smell of bear feces made people so nauseous and uncomfortable that they couldn't eat, which still hurt people psychologically.
In this way, those medical personnel who "save lives and help the wounded" are still a dangerous profession, and in peacetime there is a risk of being infected by various infectious diseases, and in wartime there is a risk of being killed and injured by enemy artillery fire and captured by the enemy.
Of course, Shiso was not afraid of this or that, he still devoted himself to the work of healing with enthusiasm, and never cared about this little thing.
As Shiso's traditional Chinese medicine skills became more and more proficient, more and more animals came to him for treatment.
There are more and more anecdotes about what happened to Shiso.
On this day, perilla replaces the chimpanzee to go up the mountain to make herbs, and the chimpanzee master sees a doctor for him.
When the sun was about to set, Shiso came back from the mountain with a basket full of herbs and found an animal with spotted hair lying on the side of the road.
Shiso was so tired that his eyes were glazed and he exclaimed, "Wow! Where's a big cat? ”
But the guy said, "Hey! Please, don't shout like that, okay? You can see clearly with your eyes that I am a cat after all! ”
Shisu lowered his head, looked at it carefully, and said, "Oh! It's weird! It turned out to be a big flower dog! ”
The big flower dog said, "Hey, hey! Please, don't be like a little kid who hasn't been weaned yet, and if I have a heart attack, you won't be able to eat and walk around. ”