Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Bumpy Wedding
Fortunately, there was still a little guy with vision, and he hurriedly stepped forward to clarify the reason, and the faces of the Li brothers looked better.
Outside the Li family, a group of people came to make trouble, mainly because of the groom who came to greet him according to the ancient conventions.
The eldest man of the Li family greeted him with a smile and said, "The little sister has not finished her makeup yet, why don't you make a hypnotic poem by my brother, and I will hand it to the little sister."
The Li family prides itself on being a scholarly stream, and was picked up by someone who bought it by Ah Cheng.
The original intention was also to wash away the embarrassment for Yu Ping, and make up for the Li family a little bit of face.
A cadre of people immediately understood, and urged Yu Jiping to make a hypnotic poem.
But obviously, Yu Jiping doesn't have a tael of ink in his stomach, and he is dizzy when he reads on weekdays, let alone make up poems.
Just let him recite two sentences casually, and he couldn't think of it for a while.
Yu Jiping rubbed his palms back and forth in embarrassment, not knowing what to say.
The little girl swallowed his saliva and whispered: "Childe, you just chant a song, in the end, you can't get by."
Yu Jiping suddenly felt his blood surging, if it weren't for so many pairs of eyes staring, he would have kicked this eyeless one to death.
Can his son-in-law make it, can't he see it?
In the end, under the continuous urging of a cadre and others, Yu Jiping had no choice but to put together a song: "I don't know where to start, urge, urge, ......"
I don't know where to start, it has already made everyone's jaws drop, not to mention this urging, Yu Jiping blushed even more, and still can't do the following.
Li Jiaerlang thought about breaking the siege and said: "What kind of poem to compose, it's better to have a couplet."
However, Yu Jiping was still at a loss, his eyes evaded, and he didn't dare to confront the brothers of the Li family.
Those talented children in front of the door were dumbfounded, and the brothers of the Li family also had black faces.
The Li brothers hated to find a crack in the ground and stuffed Yu Jiping into it.
can't do things, and the couplets can't be right, how big does this have to be a straw bag that doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it?
If it was originally scheduled for Yu Jixi, I am afraid that in front of so many people now, a little bit will be revealed, and the Li family will have earned enough face!
The Li brothers looked at Yu Jiping, and only felt that a mouthful of old blood was blocked in their hearts, and they only hated that they couldn't directly beat Yu Jiping to death!
A lady came out of it, and said with a dignified and generous smile: "Don't stop the groom, it's not good if you delay the auspicious time!"
Those individuals felt bored, so they gave way one after another, and Yu Jiping successfully took the bride out.
It's just that the eyes of those elders who look at Yu Jiping are like quenched poison, glowing with green light, and they can't bite him to death.
This sunny one, Yu Jiping couldn't bear to be under those vicious eyes, and shivered several times.
I don't know if the bride is inside, knowing this shameful thing, the steps are reluctant and tight.
Yu Jiping was also irritable, and suddenly his knee seemed to be hit by something, and he staggered and stepped on the skirt of Li Yanran's sedan chair that had not yet been put into the sedan chair.
I only heard a stabbing sound, and Li Yanran's skirt broke a big hole.
Some time ago, I was worried about the girl in the Xixi room, and she was stripped naked and thrown out, and she had lost her face and became a joke in Chang'an City.
There are so many bad things today, I don't know what will happen!
Yu Jiping was irritable, and left without turning his head after stepping on it.
The onlookers were stunned: "Just left?"
The Li family's face suddenly darkened a little, and it was as ugly as the ash at the bottom of the pot.
Li Yanran stopped in place for a moment, her ten fingers slowly tightened, and no one could see her expression clearly because she was covering her head.
Onlookers A bumped into onlookers B, and said with great interest: "There's a good show!"
The onlookers sighed twice and said, "Look at the pungent temperament of the second girl of the Li family, you may not know how to get the groom's face!"
Li Yanran bent down slightly, pulled up the hem of her skirt, and turned around......
Got into a sedan chair?
The jaws dropped in shock from the crowd.
"This second girl of the Li family has changed sex?"
Not only are these people puzzled, but the Li family is also surprised, their little sister actually didn't have a seizure?
Jiang Yandai felt that it was a pity that there was no handful of melon seeds to take a bite at this time, reflecting the atmosphere of watching gossip.
Forget it, the rock sugar gourd is okay!
Jiang Yandai took a bite of the rock sugar gourd, stunned, it was quite sweet.
On the other hand, Ah Cheng's face was not good, so he almost jumped up and clapped his hands.
As soon as the people were blowing, the Li family changed the way with a gloomy face and went to the Hou Mansion again.
At the end of the long street, there was a young man who was white and clear, watching Jiang Yandai bite the sugar gourd, and couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle.
The two turned back along the same road and took the carriage back to the Chengde Hou Mansion.
Yu Jiping had already led Li Yanran into the door, and Yu Cheng sat on the main seat and looked at his son's embarrassed description, and his whole face turned blue.
When the two of them finished worshipping heaven and earth, the officiating wedding shouted: "Licheng, send it to the cave room!"
Yu Cheng even threw up his sleeves and left directly, not even giving Yu Jiping half of his face.
Yu Jiping was already irritable in his heart, and Li Yanran naturally felt embarrassed, and walked much faster with the red.
Due to the cover of the hijab, Li Yanran couldn't see the road ahead clearly, and directly hit Yu Jiping's back, and the half-dried muddy water clumped and fell on Li Yanran's body like a crack.
Li Yanran shook the yellow mud on her body in disgust, and it happened that the breeze was blowing through the hall, and the yellow mud was all blown on Yu Jiping's face.
Yu Ping's anger surged up, and he roared: "I'm annoyed! Don't have long eyes? Blind? ”
"I ......"
Li Yanran paused, turned to the direction where Lin Erniang was, and took two steps, not knowing what to do.
Although Lin Erniang is still sitting in the main seat, her face is also blue and red, and she can't be more good-looking, for fear that Li Yanran will cause some trouble.
Lin Erniang grabbed the corner of the table and hurriedly instructed the grandmother beside her: "Don't you send the newcomer into the cave room?" Don't delay the hour! ”
Mama responded, and went to support Li Yanran, "Second lady, come with the slave." ”
Li Yanran seemed to say something, but she couldn't stand the mother's strength, so she dragged her forward.
Yu Jiping pulled it red, and his face was full of reluctance.
As soon as he was sent to the happy room, he threw away the red hand, strode out of the door, and sighed: "Bad luck!"
Mama was shocked: "You can't say these unlucky words on a happy day!"
Yu Jiping frowned, threw his sleeves and left.
However, as soon as he walked through the hall, he was stopped by Lin Erniang.
"What's going on today?"
Yu Jiping's heart was full of annoyance, "You don't know, someone deliberately splashed muddy water on the road!" ”
Lin Erniang's face was full of hatred: "Today is a day of great joy, don't you know how to send someone to buy ready-to-wear clothes to deal with it first?"
Yu Jiping was stunned, it seems that too, most of the embroidery rooms in this kind of wedding dress are prepared.
Lin Erniang's heart hurt, her chest rose and fell, and she felt unstable standing while holding on to the railing.
Yu Jiping was also full of anger, and shook his sleeves and said: "It's all like this, do you think I'm still useful?"
Lin Erniang never thought that her son would talk to her like this, and she couldn't believe it: "Why did I give birth to such a son as you?" I was better at giving birth to a stone than to you! ”
Yu Jiping was full of anger, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Then you give birth to stones!" Did I let you give birth to me? ”
"You! You! Lin Er was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he couldn't stabilize his body while holding on to the railing.