Chapter 9: Exploded

This is a seed that is thriving and sprouting, and I have seen a meat futon that used to be very hot when the fast sowing was not stopped. It's very enviable for the male protagonist to kill all sides after changing roots.,And now,This kind of thing is happening in front of my eyes.。

There is an evil ghost who seems to have planted a seed under the crotch of the tiger, and then the speed of the growth of this seed makes me dumbfounded, Granny Chen has said before, it was majestic before, and it will definitely be more spectacular after the root, I looked at this situation, although I have always been very satisfied with my size, but at this time, I actually have the idea of renewing the root after waving the knife from the palace, before the tiger can be a friend of women with a shot in hand, and then it is estimated that it is even more unique!

But it's still growing, growing up like crazy. So big that I couldn't help but shout to stop, if it goes on like this, Huzi's pants will have to wear a king-size in the future, I yelled to stop, Granny Chen also seemed to feel too exaggerated, she finally stopped shaking the copper bell in her hand, it seems that stopping the copper bell is to stop the practice.

Huzi raised his head and glanced at it, he was also stunned for a while, I even heard the sound of Mr. Zhai swallowing saliva next to me, and my heart also relaxed, but it can be regarded as stopping, finally stopping! Younger brother of the regimental doctor.

Huzi stood up, as if to thank Granny Chen, but just when we all thought that this spell was over, Huzi suddenly grew his mouth and lowered his head. I also looked over and suddenly noticed that his crotch had grown like crazy again.

"Mother-in-law!" Mr. Zhai realized that something was wrong and shouted at Granny Chen. Granny Chen's reaction was faster, she directly continued to shake the copper bell, and after shaking it twice, she seemed to feel that the copper bell was out of control, and she threw the copper bell aside. ran towards Huzi, bit his middle finger, and began to draw talismans under Huzi's crotch, as if he wanted to use a charm to suppress this crazy momentum.

After Granny Chen's talisman was drawn, it was the first time I saw this old lady with a solemn expression, and I looked at Huzi's crotch again. The momentum of growth was temporarily contained, but it was slowly turning red, as if the blood in his whole body had gathered there.

And the blood inside must break through everything and break through the shackles of that talisman, that is to say, that seed will continue to grow wildly!

Granny Chen suddenly stepped aside. At this time, the old lady's face was not solemn, but nervous, and she immediately knelt down in front of the black and white impermanent portrait, and muttered: "Please help Lord Yinsi!" ”

But at this time, the black and white impermanence in charge of the legendary Yin Si seemed to be powerless, and Huzi was already screaming again and again, looking very painful, and finally, Huzi suddenly clenched his fists and let out an unusually dull roar, Mr. Zhai grabbed me at this time, turned my body and lay on the ground.

I heard a loud bang behind me, and something warm seemed to be splashing on my body!

I was worried about Huzi, so I quickly turned around, but found that there was a blood ball exploding on the ground behind me, and there were blood stains everywhere, Granny Chen's face was covered with blood, and my back should also be on my back, and Huzi was even more bloody and fell in a pool of blood.

The position of the seed under the crotch, there is only a mess of rotten meat and a pool of blood, and the tiger is already unconscious!

"Granny Chen, what have you done!" I ran over, picked up Huzi, and shouted at Granny Chen.

Granny Chen stood there, looking very depressed, as if she didn't know why things were like this, and I didn't have time to wait for Granny Chen's explanation at this time, I yelled at her: "What are the three long and two short of Huzi, I don't care what kind of mother-in-law you are, I must kill you!" ”

After saying that, I went out with Huzi in my arms, I threatened Granny Chen not to brag, although she may be a secret art and Taoism, but she may be proficient in this aspect, but she definitely can't dodge bullets! I kicked open the door of the villa, and Chen Jiuliang stood there in a daze, and his face was even more incredible when he saw the tiger in my arms. I shouted to her, "Go, take Huzi to the hospital!" ”

Chen Jiuliang was also startled, the car drove quickly to the hospital, and directly hung up the emergency department and sent it in for rescue, the doctor saw that Huzi was so hung that his eyes didn't fall off, and he must ask me what was going on before entering the operating room, I was so anxious that I couldn't explain to him, and said impatiently: "I was blown up by firecrackers!" What's the matter, go and save people! ”

I crouched on the ground with my head in my hands, and once again things were out of my control, and I couldn't figure out why everything was going for the better, why it suddenly became like this.

And at this time, because I was holding Huzi on the way to call the doctor, even at night, some people saw it, and everyone was pointing around me and saying, "Yes, it's this person, his friend, that thing blew up, I just heard him say that it was blown up by playing with firecrackers." ”

When I was anxious, I felt very aggrieved, and when I heard them talking, I couldn't help but yell at them, of course they were not convinced, and almost caused a conflict, and finally Chen Guangxu called a few people to stop them.

After all, this is Xuchang, not Luoyang.

I didn't care if it was a ward or not, I lit a cigarette, and then smoked one after another, until the doctor who rescued me came out sweating profusely, and before I had time to ask about Huzi's situation, the doctor couldn't wait to ask me: "Little brother, this is not a firecracker, you tell me what's going on, I've never seen such a situation, it seems that the blood is suffocating the blood vessels, clinically speaking, it's more like he was caught by someone when he had an extreme erection, but, who has so much strength?" ”

Now not only the doctors, but even those nurses are waiting for my answer, after all, Huzi's case is too novel, and that thing blew itself up, which is really unheard of and unseen. I was about to get angry again, Chen Guangxu walked over, handed the doctor a business card, and said in a low voice: "Do your job well, don't ask what you shouldn't ask." ”

The few black-clothed people behind Chen Guangxu took a natural step, the doctor laughed, and apologized to me: "I'm sorry for the gaffe, I'm so curious, what about this friend of yours, he is not out of danger yet, the burst of the penis is still secondary, and the most important thing is that he has lost too much blood, although he has been transfused now, but the situation is still not optimistic, I suggest transferring to the hospital, at least go to the big hospital in Zhengzhou." ”

Chen Guangxu looked at me, I nodded, Huzi now I don't want to save the male root, at least save my life, so overnight, we sent Huzi to Zhengzhou, this time, once again caused a sensation and onlookers among the doctors, I had to find friends here in Zhengzhou to suppress their curiosity.

Huzi is still in the danger period, and there is no obvious use for coming here, and his functions are not very good in all aspects, so the doctor almost told me to go back and prepare for the future.

I was tired and wanted to go back to the hotel to sleep for a while, but I was worried about how I could explain to Huzi's father and mother, who had lost their male ability, at least they were in the people, and they all died at this time, Huzi's parents I know, especially his mother, I don't dare to expect her to understand my helplessness, I know, she will never die with my family, she will think that everything in Huzi is caused by me.

Even if I'm not afraid of this, I'm deeply guilty and worried, something happened to Huzi, this best friend I've played with since I was a child has an accident, and he's going to die.

--When I got out of the hospital, suddenly a group of reporters surrounded me, they took the camera and the microphone, and asked me vigorously, I heard that one of your friends' dick exploded, is it true or false? Can you tell us about the cause and process of this incident?

I called my friends from Zhengzhou to stop them, I was extremely upset, and I didn't know who made a mistake and reported to the newspaper, and such a camera-stealing news is undoubtedly quite eye-catching, but how can I poke the tiger out?

How would the people of the lock village feel if they saw it?

I rushed out of the reporter's interception and returned to the hotel, on the way, Chen Jiuliang handed me the mobile phone, and she said, "I can't hide it." ”

I opened her phone and found Weibo, Moments, Tieba and the like, there was a message everywhere:

Last night, Xuchang No. 1 Hospital received a patient, that patient's cock exploded hahahaha, the third floor cock exploded, I don't know if that person has been robbing the third floor for a long time?

I closed the phone, this new media spread too fast, but fortunately, I feel that there should be few people in the lock village to play this, but I still feel a big head, after returning to the hotel, I took a bath, and when I came out, I found that there were several missed calls, all of which were called by Mr. Zhai, and there was an unread message, which was also sent by him:

Three or two, Granny Chen said that she wanted to see you.