Chapter 659: Roadside Bones
"I don't know where you came from, but the person who can lower me, I admire it in my heart, but this strong man doesn't fall a lonely tree, the widow doesn't pick a single flower, and if you want me to go, there must be a farewell process, besides, I didn't come to the living for no reason, it was he who was drunk and lay down on my grave, so he got into trouble, so he had to send me back in a good manner."
As he knelt down, the man's mouth was like a jumping bean and said: "Also, I do know where the big and yin mouth is, aren't you going to go, if you answer me correctly, I will definitely take you, take you." ”
"How do you get it right?" When I heard this, I asked.
"Then it depends on your ability, I'll go first, I can't bear your palm power, so it's better to slip away first." As I asked, the man snapped and almost fell to the ground.
"Well, the drunkard is gone, let's prepare a meal this time." The iron lump jumped high on the ground and called for the women to cook.
"This ...... It's true? The woman looked forward and beckoned her husband.
"Ahem, ahem...... Yuehua, what's wrong with me, why are my bones so tired? The man got up with a white face, and called his wife very weakly.
"Oh, you know me, you recognize me, it's great, it's really good, thank you, thank you so much, I'll kill the chicken to cook, kill the chicken to cook, Xiao Pingping, hurry, come and accompany your father, pour some water for your father." When she saw that the man was sober, the woman was so happy that she didn't know what to do, and called for her daughter to come and pour water, and she ran outside to kill chickens.
"It's so easy, girl, you cow!" The iron lump gave me a thumbs up.
I glared at him and sat down.
"Oh, what are you doing thinking so much, let's leave after a full meal, the living person must not die or be sick, the body is upright and does not attract evil ghosts, whether it is dead or alive is a personal creation, why are you still serious?" Seeing my worried look, Tie Tuozi said.
"You shut up for me, do you think I'm like you, not compassionate, and full of myself?"
As soon as I heard this, I reprimanded him with a sentence: "We are charlatans, and we sell our personality for a meal." ”
"Lie to people and say that the devil has beaten them away, and then slap their butts and leave, and this person is returning to his original appearance?"
"This ...... Okay, okay, it's all about righteousness, I don't fight with you, then let me ask you, since you are full of righteousness, the old master has done so much for you, why didn't you listen to him talk to him? When Tie Tuozi heard this, he turned his neck on the outside and dodged my eyes.
"You...... It turns out that you don't want to do this with me, don't you know that the authorities are confused, the old master, the old master, he is gone, I am your master, okay? When I heard this, I was instantly full of grievances.
To say that I don't want the old man of the Demon Ancestor at all, that is impossible.
But when I think about it, I am full of grievances, I really hate the righteousness and kindness, and why do you always mention him?
"Okay, you don't want to care, you don't have to care, you can leave if you want, and I will still build Nethertown without you." With full of grievances, I said with hatred.
I hate the yin and yang weird tone of the iron lump, as if I always owe them and can't finish it.
"I got it, I was anxious again, and I actually said that it was useless, it's time to be willing, who is not desperate, how do you get it, how can I follow, isn't this okay?"
As I said in a hurry, Tie Tuozi changed his tone and said: "I'm not worried about some accidents, I tried it just now, that drunkard is not an ordinary demon moth, I'm afraid that we will fold here and die nameless." ”
"That's no way, I'm already wet, so I can't quit halfway, besides, you just heard it, the drunkard fairy said that he can find the gate of hell, and we won't save trouble." When I heard this, I squinted my eyes and said.
"Hmph, I believe a dead ghost." When Tie Tuozi heard this, he snorted coldly.
"I believe it!" I salute him in return.
Anyway, the atmosphere was quite unpleasant, the meal was dull, and looking at the sky, I called the women to buy incense.
"Ah...... I still have to walk the incense, my child's father...... It's not good, why do you want to beat him? When the woman heard this, she was astonished.
"It's taken away for the time being, but as soon as we leave, the demon will come back, go buy incense, I'll make a fool of it." As soon as I heard this, I said to the women.
"Ao ......" the woman answered, hesitantly got up and went out. Courier
"Where was that grave when you were drunk, remember?" As the women went out, I asked the men.
The man lay crookedly on the kang, prostrating and having no strength.
"Ah...... What graves...... There's no grave, huh? The man's eyes screamed.
"No, there is no grave on the road that Daddy walked that day." As the man said, Xiao Pingping said.
"Well, where are you lying, do you know?" When I heard this, I was surprised and asked.
"Roadside...... I can't really remember. The man shook his head and said he couldn't remember.
"It's a roadside ditch, and when my father came back that night, he was wet and covered in mud and grass, so he should have fallen into the ditch." When Xiao Pingping heard this, she replied again.
"Oh, that's going to the ditch, I drank too much that day, my head was dizzy, I can't remember anything, I can't remember clearly." Listening to the child, the man muttered.
"Roadside stinky gutter...... So the bones of the wine Mengzi were soaked in sewage? Tie Tuzi interjected.
I said nothing, waited for the woman to return, lit an incense stick, and put it on the threshold of the woman's outhouse.
"Give you a piece of incense, and say it, if you have the conditions, just mention it, and see if we can reach an agreement." With a mutter, I turned around and went into the room to sit on the edge of the kang.
"First of all, you want to avenge me, I was drunk in the middle of the road, I was run over by a large car, and the most infuriating thing is that I didn't die at that time, the driver of the big car dragged me into the ditch on the side of the road and buried me alive." As I sat down, the man lying on his back on the kang trembled and spoke.
"My eyes are blocked by the sludge, and I can't see the light, so I can't see the enemy's appearance clearly, and I can't take revenge, you have to avenge me."
"I can't promise you this, you just tell you who your surname is, where you live, and where the bones are, I can inform your family to take you back, as for the revenge, you have to rely on your family to report it to the public for handling." When I heard this, I said very categorically.
It's a worldly feud again, and I have no interest in it, and I can't manage it.
"Then you have to promise me to go to your hall to receive incense." Listening to me say it very flatly, the man said again.
"It's even more impossible, my Xiangtang doesn't accept the Demon Immortal, and the Qingfeng Rouge Soul Tool is in place, and there is no place." As soon as I heard this, I shouted again.
"Then there's no need to talk about it, you shoot me and I'll leave, and I'll come back if you leave, let's continue to play." Hearing my refusal again, the man was a little provocative.
"What's so good about going to the hall, good people don't do it, I promise you, after entering the underworld this time, I will let my hall mouth breeze pick you up, send you to the land of reincarnation, reincarnation as a person, what do you think?"
Listening to the man's provocative tone, I said unhurriedly: "Ao, my Qingfeng Rouge Soul is all resident in the underworld, and I went to find them this time." ”
"It's quite like the truth, so since there is a breeze and a soul to guide the way, why can't you find that big, yin mouth?" When the man heard this, he asked.
"It's the incense that has been cut off, and the Yangshi Difu is temporarily closed, if you don't believe it, you can go and see it?"
When I heard this, I raised my voice and said majestically: "I'm not consulting with you, without you, we're just going to go a little longer." ”
"And you, don't try to escape the end of your soul, I promise, you can't escape my palm."
"You...... Okay, then give it a try! The man hesitated and shouted, and the lights in the room went out with a crackle, and the room was filled with a very smoky smell of alcohol, and a very cold liquid was dripping down the beams of the house.
"Tie Tuozi, the doors and windows are handed over to you, no matter what, I will block them, and I will catch turtles in an urn today!" I got up with a loud shout, it was the lotus flower who walked quickly through the nine squares, biting his hand and directing it to sprinkle in mid-air, dancing and drawing a mantra out of thin air.
The step fighting spell is to draw one for each step, and in an instant, it will fill the whole room.
"So fast, okay, let it out, I'll seal the doors and windows." In the darkness, the iron lump screamed, but when it was green, it was like a pile of countless big green-headed flies, sealing the entire window.
"The white qi chaos fills my shape, Yu steps urge to join Dengming, the sky turns back to the seven stars, the nine spirits of Qi are on tiptoe, the subterfuge demons are frightened, and the slaughter eliminates disasters and I live forever...... No, no, it's my reason, it's my reason, the Great Zhou Tian Disc should be generated, it should be generated, it should be generated......" And with this mantra, I remembered my grandmother's advice......