270, the boy's most painful

"Huh? What the hell do I do? Do whatever I want! Xu Yinuo raised his eyebrows, like an adolescent rebellious child.

"What are you playing? Is it so fun? Mu Fengmian changed the topic and replied.

Xu Yi promised: "I've been playing Honor of Kings recently, I think this is quite fun, does my sister play?" ”

So he played a game in front of Mu Fengmian.

He won this game very beautifully, so he floated and shouted very arrogantly: "It's me! It’s me!”

Mu Fengmian's eyes lit up when he saw it.

For a girl who has never played online games, this is the opening of a new world!

Xu Yipromise was in a good mood today, and immediately took her mobile phone and helped her download a Glory of Kings APP.

"Girls generally like to play mages, sister, you try Daji or Angela first, control the direction here, and make moves here......" Xu Yinuo explained patiently.

Although Mu Fengmian has never played a mobile game, she has a strong learning ability, Xu Yinuo taught her to play two games, and she played two more games by herself to get started, killing people and killing thieves 6.

It's more enjoyable than when she used martial arts to beat people!

At this time, Mu Fengmian was similar to an Internet addicted teenager, holding a mobile phone and not even having to eat.

“First blood。”

“double kill。”

"Wow, double kill!"

The first time he won a double kill, Mu Fengmian was almost so excited that he jumped up.

However, just when she was so happy that she couldn't find North, there was a voice of hatred from the side......

“triple kill。”

“quadra kill。”

it!

Make a promise to kill four times!

It's really jealous and twisted!

Mu Fengmian's cynical eyes shot like an arrow at the murderous promise.

She said reluctantly, "My brother taught me." ”

Xu Yinuo was about to say yes, but suddenly a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed and the little reason that was lost by emotion suddenly went online, and changed his words: "If you want me to teach you, you can, but you have to bring me food every day." ”

Mu Fengmian, "......"

Shameless, shameless! If she sends food every day, then it would be strange if President Gu didn't get angry!

“killing spring。”

“unstoppable 。”

Xu Yilu continued to fight and kill the Quartet.

Those exciting voices make the hearts of beautiful girls who have just suffered from game addiction itch.

She scratched her head and neck like Monkey King, and she couldn't resist the temptation of the game.

But if she came to deliver food every day, she really didn't know how to face President Gu's anger......

"Sister, you bring me food every day, I can not only teach you to play the king, but also teach you to play other games, which is more fun than this."

"More fun than Glory of Kings?" Mu Fengmian's eyes lit up.

Swallowing saliva......

"Each has its own well, and each game has a different level of fun." Xu Yinuo incarnated as a fool god, and followed the temptation, "Sister, I will take you to eat chicken tonight." ”

"Eating chicken? What do you mean, I can't eat greasy stuff right now. ”

"It's not eating, it's a game, PUBG, it's popular now, everyone is playing. The slogan is Eat Chicken Tonight, Good Luck! No way? You don't even know this? What era did you come from? You don't know anything about the power of games! ”

Mu Fengmian smiled. Although she doesn't play games, she has never eaten pork, so haven't she ever seen a pig run? She hadn't played a game, but she hadn't even heard of a PUBG game. She just likes to tease her brother!

"There is also Temple Run, League of Legends, Extreme Peak ......" Xu Yipromise listed a long list of game names, and Mu Fengmian not only had itchy hands, but also itched all over his body.

"Uh...... I can't do it every day to deliver food, my family is jealous, you don't know! So, can I give you a big motorcycle made of Lego bricks, and a skateboard that is unique in the world with my image? Don't you love Lego, big bikes, skateboards? I'll grant you three wishes at once! Mu Fengmian lured him in a low voice.

Well, it was the game that lowered her backbone......

Xu Yinuo listened, not to mention how happy he was: "Then it's decided, my sister is above, please accept my brother's worship!" ”

"Okay, okay, hurry up and teach me to play, ouch hey! This bastard slashed me! Stumble! I'm dead! ”

The picture of Mu Fengmian holding his mobile phone in both hands shouting and shouting and killing and playing games is really ......

Seeing Mu Fengmian so excited that he was about to soar into the sky, Xu Yinuo was a little skeptical that he had agreed too quickly?

Xu Yinuo's body curled up in a ball, as if to minimize the sense of presence.

"Come on,, promise that you are a pig, rush up and send you to death!"

"Run, idiot, stand there waiting to be killed?"

"Don't run yet, I'll drop your pig's head, and I'm actually standing at the bottom of the tower waiting to die, run, run...... Wow, why am I hanging? ”

Xu Yinuo was bitter: Sister, why did you hang up, because the person standing at the bottom of the tower watching the scenery and waiting for death by the way is you! Don't you even know what role you're playing?

Is it me who just ran away, and the one who stands motionless at the bottom of the tower is you?

I've never seen anyone play a game like this! Stupid, stupid! 020

At this time, Xu Yinuo's friend Hua Yixuan called Xu Yinuo, and Xu Yinuo paused the game to answer the phone.

"Which bastard bothered Hongu to play the game!"

Mu Fengmian was angry that he had died for no reason, and suddenly turned around impatiently and kicked towards the air next to him.

But he didn't want to, Xu Yinuo just wanted to stand up and prepare to answer the phone.

So the position of her foot was right in the middle of Xu Yi's body, and it was right in his crotch......

This is...... What a man's pain is the most!

The most vulnerable part of his body was attacked, Xu Yiyu was caught off guard, his body was slightly bent, his hands covered his crotch and screamed, and his complexion changed several times.

Duang, time stands still.

Mu Fengmian looked at the painful promise in front of him in a daze, and was so shocked by this scene that he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Why did she kick to Promise?

And that's it...... Village?

Scaremongering!

Mu Fengmian was so frightened that his soul flew away, and his mobile phone turned into a slave's face in seconds.

She hurriedly helped Xu Yinuo up and asked cautiously, "Brother, are you okay?" Is my brother's brother okay? ”

Oh, my God!

Will it be cut off?

"You, what are you doing?!" Xu Yinuo pushed her, and the sound that almost jumped from between her teeth scared Mu Fengmian into a cold sweat.

As soon as her two ears were pulled, she was able to play in seconds, not to mention how pitiful she was.

"Sister didn't mean to."

She was really glad at this time, she had just reined in her strength, otherwise.......

With her current martial arts skills, it is estimated that it is possible for her younger brother to become a eunuch on the spot.

Xu Yinuo's face became more and more gloomy, and he couldn't wait to pinch the woman in front of him!

He was tired of running for her and traveled thousands of miles to Beijing to participate in a reality show.

And it turned out to be her! Even if he was in love with President Gu, he endured the official announcement of the engagement on Weibo, but she actually gave him such a ruthless blow!

What a man's pain is the most! Although he is not a real man yet, he is still a boy, but what if he can't be humane in the future?

The anger on Xu Yinuo's body was scattered, like a devil out of control, opening his teeth and claws to tear Mu Fengmian apart.

Mu Fengmian's gaze fell on his crotch.

I wondered if I would like to check it out for him......

Think about it, forget it, after all, men and women don't kiss, they are not sisters and brothers after all! And I'm almost an adult!

So Mu Fengmian apologized and coaxed like a child.

As for the increasingly cold breath on Xu Yinuo's body, it's okay, anyway, the weather is hot, so he should move the air conditioner.

Seeing her attitude, Xu Yinuo lay on the sofa in pain, but he couldn't get angry!

The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it.

Before Mu Fengmian came into contact with the game, he really thought that she was a glorious female gentleman, the kind of little fairy who did not eat fireworks in the world.

However, when she got into the game......

What's special is that the otherworldly fairy is planted in the mortal world one by one, and it is the kind that is planted in the pit, which is too down-to-earth.

Even if you scold people, you can also lead the way.

Moreover, she also kicked him......

It's just that she is beautiful and temperamental, she scolds everyone and scolds her beautifully, and she beats people so that you are happy.

Xu Yinuo's pain subsided slightly, his eyes rolled, and he said coquettishly in a small milk voice: "Sister, if I can't be a real man in the future, you will be responsible for me for the rest of my life......"

Mu Fengmian was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "However, men can't have children in the first place!" How am I responsible? ”

Xu Yinuo glared, Mu Fengmian hurriedly coaxed: "Okay, okay, my sister is responsible, my sister is responsible!" You go back to your room and rub it! My sister will make you a vegetable porridge! Don't you love cilantro? Add a little more cilantro to you! ”

Xu Yi promised: "Don't think that this can be counted, you have to coax me." ”

"How?"

Xu Yinuo tapped a little bit of the little milk fat on his face with his index finger, and the meaning was obvious.

Mu Fengmian felt that he was at a loss, and he was afraid that his younger brother would be really angry, so he kissed his cute little tits.

Xu Yinuo smiled sweetly with satisfaction, and limped back to the room to "heal" the baby.

After about an hour, the pain that Xu Yinuo felt was finally completely gone.

After Mu Fengmian boiled vegetable porridge in the kitchen, he saw Xu Yinuo sitting on the sofa in the living room playing games again.

This aroused her game addiction again, and she hurriedly smiled: "Ah brother, what are you playing, take me with you!"

But Xu Yinuo learned the lesson just now, and he refused to take her to play games no matter what.

"No. Your technique sucks! "Xu Yipromise didn't raise his head, and took her to raise the corpse together, it was better not to play.

"Ah...... So boring! Mu Fengmian shouted, fell on his bed, and rubbed the stuffed rabbit pillow on the bed.