Chapter 27 Lao Tzu wants a husband in the future, and he wants to go through heaven and earth

The strong men behind Scar showed their machetes and approached.

I knew I couldn't believe it.

I had no choice but to carry out the long-planned action, so bold that people thought I was a master of the rivers and lakes, and so bold that I and Na Miantang were indeed good sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes: "My brother and I have been chivalrous all the way." But in the era of war and chaos, my brother, a generation of famous swords, he stabbed Qin Shi Huang, defeated Liu Bang, and even Zhao Zilong, the first master of Shaolin's later disciples, was also defeated under his sword, but my brother was poisoned, and when he was dying, he just wanted to eat before he died! ”

My voice was full of emotion, Na Miantang twitched, coughed violently, and Scar looked contemptuous: "Ouch, hey, the hero spares his life, he is singing, why don't you say that your brother is Pangu who opened the world?" Nuwa's prodigy. ”

Scar didn't seem to bother to talk nonsense to me, and with a wave of his hand, the four thugs pulled off their clothes without saying a word, and stuck two sharp knives in their waists.

I stopped playfully.

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll let your intestines come one by one to bask in the sun!" Scar Boss has a weird tone.

The Miantang, who never dared to play cards regularly, grabbed my hand and ran, and the Miantang overturned 3 tables in a timely manner, and the dishes, chopsticks, dishes, and food on the table fell to the ground one after another, and the fragments splashed and the soup splashed everywhere. While running, he didn't forget to complain: "You, Mao Jiu, in addition to the usual fights with Pony Liu, what else will you do, just be standard illiterate." Don't you say that it is the era of the Great Qin Dynasty. ”

I braked sharply and yelled: "That Miantang, you pushed me over just now, did you do it on purpose, are you cannon fodder?" It's a shame to get home. ”

He continued to happily throw dishes and chopsticks, without affecting his serious tone: "People can't live in a daze, you can be regarded as a good look, but what's the use of good looks, a head is pasty, say bad words, fight hard, and you won't be able to marry a good in-law in the future." What kind of man can withstand you? ”

I squinted at the Miantang while running, which of these goods did something wrong, at this time he was filled with a desire to destroy, I wish the more chaotic the happier I am, if he has a * bag in his hand at this time, it is estimated that this goods also dare to ignite and throw it out.

I was angry with his conclusion about my coffin, picked up the dish and threw it at him: "Lao Tzu wants a husband in the future, and he will be rich and beautiful." ”

That Miantang successfully dodged my flying dishes, and made a clumsy and painful appearance: "Ouch, you, you won't like me, I happen to be in line with your husband's conditions, spare your life, woman!" However, I did not refuse to come. Did you see the hat I was wearing today? ”

"See, it's just a broken hat."

"But underneath this broken hat is a head full of wisdom."

I replied: "Wrong, your six-and-a-half-pound skull is full of straw." ”

Na Miantang laughed: "Mao Jiu, you should be a person who knows goods, I will never underestimate your ability to know men, you are going to get rich, you have found a treasure, don't get excited, don't cry, don't compromise, although there are many, many women in front of you, but, for the sake of our friends, you can be allowed to cut in line and come forward." ”

"Phew! I really didn't see it, it's better to marry you than to marry a pig. ”

"Don't hide your head, you're actually very happy, I know."

I laughed out loud and decided not to mess with him anymore, and just went over with a big flying foot, and he nimbly dodged it.