Chapter 0144 - Be Self-Reliant!
Zhou Qingfeng's beating was caused by himself.
Building a harmonious village for a month, sheltering heroes from all over the world, recruiting social virtuous people, the Black Forest has become a paradise on earth and a kingdom of heaven on earth. All the heroes are happy and passionate, and they have devoted themselves to the great cause of digging treasures and treasures.
The village is now full of ghosts, snakes, and gods, bandits, and traitors. From the elect of the evil god Shirek, to the priest of the 'Mother of Plagues', to the soul-sucking evil spirits, and finally to the three-legged cat, the adventurer who scurries around like a unicorn.
The rapid deterioration of the law and order situation in the village caused by three days of fighting and brawl caused a very bad social impact and caused serious instability among the villagers. There is also the situation of open defecation raising its head again, and the bitter preaching is useless.
Uncle Zhou went out to enforce the law two days ago, and he actually encountered a situation of blatant provocation and violent resistance. Some adventurers even secretly conspired to form a gang in the village and become independent, intending to overthrow the wise rule of His Excellency.
"How dare you make trouble under Lao Tzu's nose, when I am one of those wastes in Hong Kong who can only be condemned?" Chairman Zhou was furious and led people to quell the rebellious party - but he 'wet his shoes by the river', and several drunken 'rebellious parties' almost put him down.
In the midst of the turmoil, Chairman Zhou took the lead as usual and fought bravely. But he was outnumbered, unfortunately surrounded by a chaotic party, and was served by a full old fist - a few barbarians who drank too much beat him as a punching bag.
Facts have proved that Uncle Zhou's real combat effectiveness is still too poor, far less powerful than his mouth cannon. Afterwards, he arrested 'Shadow and scolded it', denouncing it for its wrongful behavior of 'being ungrateful, and not saving him when he sees death'.
"The Lord is worried about the humiliation of the ministers, and the Lord is humiliated by the death of the ministers, don't you understand such a simple truth? Look at me being beaten in the front, and you are actually pulling your hooves in the back to cheer me up. ”
"Who told you to withhold my pocket money? Only gave me five copper plates last week, did you send them to Hanako? ”
"What are you doing with money? Can't eat, can't drink, can't prostitute, do you want to buy strong bone meal? ”
"Raise the bone meal stubble again, I'm going to fight with you."
Facts have once again proved that Uncle Zhou can't even beat his own mount. Even if a contract of employment involving souls is used, the 'Shadow' will at most turn around and run. He can't catch up with the abyss demon horse who is determined to escape.
Failure!
This leader is a failure!
Lao Tzu's reputation is discredited, and his prestige collapses!
This person is good at being bullied, Ma is good at being ridden, and Uncle Zhou is determined to improve himself. The last time he returned to the real world, he flattened the 'toad' and saved the beauty, but in the end, it was the beauty who came to save him. The repeated situation exposes the essence of his weak chicken.
"Inisa, you teach me to fight with people, okay?" Zhou Qingfeng is the 'chairman' anyway, and the first person to ask for help is naturally a caring lover sister.
The female knight giggled at this request, but recommended her own retainer, the old knight Nasser.
The old-fashioned old knight himself is Inisa's riding and fighting instructor, but he is willing to teach Zhou Qingfeng. But he taught cavalry and the like. For hand-to-hand combat, he recommended the female druinaar.
Druids who can transform into giant bears have comprehended the power of nature, and their fighting ability is no worse than that of a warrior monk. Nal stays in the tavern every day as an NPC, and is also extremely irritable by the 'heroes' who make trouble every day, and is also willing to teach Zhou Qingfeng.
As a result, after two days of training, Uncle Zhou felt that practicing alone was too monotonous. He wants to find a school partner, he must be a woman, and he must be young and beautiful.
The beautiful and vigorous female knight is very ambitious, and she is very busy every day, and politely refuses the little lover's request to get closer. She recommended another girl to be a sparring partner with Uncle Zhou - a halfling wanderer, a voter in the dark, and an energetic Kelly.
Sister Kelly, who is 'not a small person', arrived at Harmony Village and quickly brought twenty believers from Shirek over to establish a church. Although he could not preach in the village, the god of murder finally had a stable base for development.
As a halfling, Kelly is full of vitality with small breasts and big breasts, and she can not sleep after becoming a voter. Inisha asked her to be a sparring partner for Uncle Zhou, and Her Majesty the 'Queen' was so happy that she asked to open a bet on the spot.
"You have to place a bet, it's not fun to have a lottery. With three wins in five games, I can beat you up in ten breaths. Kelly still remembers that when she first arrived in Harmony Village, she was cleaned up by Zhou Qingfeng, and the petite halfling girl kept thinking about revenge.
Uncle Zhou was annoyed by this arrogant provocation, and he was too confident in his only two days of special training. He pulls Rubio to open the market, but instead places a bet with Shadow's pocket money.
Poor 'Swift Shadow' kept cheering for his master off the field, but he lost his family and lost his money, and he couldn't cry.
Kelly smiled and went to get the prize money she won, and took the initiative to agree with Zhou Qingfeng to continue sparring tomorrow.
'Swift Shadow' was extremely resentful, "Master, you actually used such despicable means in order to be greedy for my little pocket money. You'd rather be beaten yourself than win, and you must have made an agreement with that little man to divide my pocket money. I'm really convinced. ”
Half of Zhou Qingfeng's face was swollen like a pig's head, and he couldn't open one eye. He was also furious: "Is this a matter of money?" It's not about money at all. It's a matter of strength. ”
At the end of the sentence, the young man hugged Inisha and cried, "That halfling thief's fist is too hard. She's jumping around, and I can't hit it, and I can't prevent it. Sister, I lost so badly, you help me find a way. ”
The female knight saw Zhou Qingfeng's unlucky appearance, and she couldn't breathe with laughter, so she could only scold him: "You stupid, Kelly is a voter in the dark, and you really fight her." People are voters, and they don't even make any effort to beat you. It's good that you're still alive. ”
Uncle Zhou looked up and sighed, and Ciric laughed wildly in his head.
Hahaha...... mad god has been holding his breath for a long time, and today I am really happy to see this stinky boy being beaten, "Regret it, regret it." You are not right for me to be my voter. Now you're going to get beaten. ”
Everyone was watching Uncle Zhou's jokes, and only Nasser, the old knight who taught the arts, still remembered his duty. He first advised Zhou Qingfeng to train solidly and not challenge too difficult opponents for the time being. Secondly......
"Your Excellency, most people rely on hard work to improve themselves, but there are still many ways to achieve it quickly in this world."
"Be the chosen people of evil gods? Or give the soul to the devil? These bad ideas don't need to be mentioned. ”
Zhou Qingfeng didn't think that a quick shortcut was a good way, but the old knight said seriously: "No, there is still a regular quick way." You know dragons, people fight by talent, and they are born with great fighting ability. ”
Zhou Qingfeng thought that the old knight was going to mention his nonsense 'dragon vein', but the other party said: "There are many similar methods in magic, allowing ordinary people to quickly strengthen by improving their talents.
Some people will give themselves the constant 'brute strength of the ox', some like the 'agility of the cat', and the 'insight of the owl', which are all very basic but very practical arcane constants. Didn't we have necromancers and 'blight' priests in our village......"
The old knight's words finally made Zhou Qingfeng a little interested, "Do you want me to also persevere some kind of arcane art, and then gain the evolution of talent?" ”
"Yes."
"So what am I constant?"
"Runes of the Law of Constant."