"It's not that serious, is it? If you don't say it now, I won't be able to eat. White Peony urged anxiously.

"Well, it's about the male wild goose who pursued you, according to my detailed investigation," Shisu said truthfully and falsely, "he has at least two wives, but he is still not satisfied, and he looks around for flowers and willows, and it is estimated that he has contracted flower willow disease, which is very serious, and he always wants to infect this amorous disease to the object of his fancies." His heart is punishable, it's really bad! ”

"Ahh That's true! Bai Peony was frightened when she heard this, and then said excitedly, "Fortunately, I listened to you and didn't pay attention to him anymore." Otherwise, if you get flower willow disease, you will damage your body and ruin your reputation, but it will be miserable. Little brother, how can I thank you? ”

Shisu hurriedly said modestly: "You're welcome! This is what I should do. Who made us so fateful! ”

Bai Peony also nodded in agreement: "Who said it wasn't?" It seems that we are really destined! You're a good kid, I'm done. ”

Zi Su hurriedly climbed down the pole: "Then I'll call you Sister Bai from now on, okay?" ”

Bai Peony said happily: "Hey! I'm so sorry! Sister, I don't know what to call my little brother, what is your name? ”

Zi Su immediately said: "My name is Zi Su, and you can call me Xiao Su in the future." ”

Bai Peony said happily: "Xiao Su, your name is good, very poetic." ”

Shisu pretended to be modest: "Sister Bai, look at what you said." A name is just a symbol, how can there be any poetry? ”

Bai Peony pretended to be angry: "When I say poetry, I mean poetry." The children don't say much. ”

Shisu hurriedly accepted: "Yes." What my sister says is what it is! If we are younger brothers, we can only obey. ”

Bai Peony raised her eyebrows and said, "What, you're still not convinced?" ”

"Don't dare." Shisu grinned, "That's right." Sister Bai, you seem to have another suitor, a black swan, right? ”

"That's right. Is there something wrong with him too? Bai Peony said puzzledly: "Does he also have a wife?" Also a big hooligan? ”

"Not really." Shisu put the bait and said, "There is nothing out of the ordinary about his personal problems." The character is not bad. ”

"Isn't that the end of it?" Bai Peony was a little confused, "I belong to the same kind as him, but my skin color is different." What's more, I finally came across a person with the same conditions. Are you still going to get rid of him? ”

"Sister Bai, you can't say that!" Shisu exclaimed, "I think about you wholeheartedly!" You think, we can't be a little sloppy about marriage. Otherwise, it's us who suffer, aren't we? Therefore, we need to think about the problem comprehensively and in the long term, right? ”

"It seems like that's the case. Then you say, what's wrong with this black swan? White Peony asked with some concern.

"This is said lightly, it is called a problem; Speaking of the key points, it is called shortcomings; Generally speaking, this should be called a pity. Shiso said deceitfully,

"First of all, you and he don't have the right skin color. You are white, he is black, you are with him, everyone will see you two as 'black and white impermanence', a pair of ghost hooks of Lord Yama, let 'people' see the joke and damage your sister's reputation of being white and flawless.

Secondly, the habits of life are different. You are a white swan, born to be hygienic, you like water and can't do without water, and your body is relatively healthy;

But his black swan never pays attention to hygiene, it doesn't matter if he doesn't take a bath for many years, it doesn't matter if he has water or not, he is full of viruses, bacteria and parasites, dirty and smelly, and often has all kinds of diseases.

Third, eating habits are also different. You love to eat aquatic plants and mollusks, and you eat caterpillars, moths, flies, mosquitoes, ants, bed bugs, mantises, grasshoppers, crickets, tadpoles, etc., both on land and in the water.

Fourth, your union with him will affect the physical health and IQ development of the offspring.

It is said that the offspring of the combination of white swans and black swans not only have a short life span and many diseases, but also have intellectual disabilities, that is to say, they are mentally retarded, idiots, and fools.

The fifth ,......"

"Enough! That's enough to scare me enough. Bai Peony was frightened when she heard this, and hurriedly interjected, "Why is it endless?" You know too much. That's a lot of knowledge! ”

"Fifth, black swans generally love to snore when they sleep, and they also play loudly. This doesn't bother you much, does it? Shisu deliberately continued, "If this is not a big problem, you can ignore it, sister." ”

"It's not a big problem, then it's not a big deal." Bai Peony was so anxious that he said angrily, "Brother Xiao Su, I really thank you for meeting you today, which has given me a lot of knowledge." Otherwise, how will I live the rest of my life? OMG! It seems that this black swan has to drive him away, he is really a nuisance! ”

"That's right. Wait a while, if the black swan comes, sister, don't say these words I told you. Zi Su pretended to be scared and said, "I'm afraid that when the time comes, he will scold me for deliberately sowing discord and playing right and wrong, and then it will be troublesome." ”

"Are you still afraid of him?" Bai Peony said confidently, "With my sister supporting you, what are you afraid of him doing?" ”

"It's better not to say that. After all, I am more familiar with him, and I am half an acquaintance. Shisu patiently explained, "Sister, you don't pay attention to him." If he asks you or pesters you endlessly, you deliberately say that you only want to raise the little babies to be 'humans' now, and you don't want to think about a 'human' for the time being. ”

"Hey! I have to say so. Bai Peony raised his head, sighed softly, and then said with some discouragement, "It seems that my personal 'person' problem has to be considered in the long run." ”

"Sister Bai doesn't have to worry. My sister's business is my brother's business. My sister's business is wrapped up in me. Seeing this, Zisu hurriedly encouraged her and said, "I will definitely try my best to find a suitable husband for my sister in the future, so that my sister can spend the second half of her happy life." What do you think? ”

"Okay! I'll leave the matter of my sister's 'person' to you. My sister was relieved. Bai Peony's eyebrows flashed slightly, and he pretended to be happy and said, "Then I'll take the children to lunch." Would you like to come with us? ”

"Thank you! No need. I'm just going to look for bugs to eat on this ground by myself. Seeing that Bai Peony actually agreed to be her matchmaker, Shisu was overjoyed on the spot and hurriedly said goodbye.

After Shiso and Bai Peony's family broke up, they each looked for something to eat on the shore and in the water.

Then, after eating, Shiso left first.