It is estimated that the enemy army had long expected that the Three Kingdoms Alliance would send Scarab "bombers" to bomb, and had long been prepared to conceal all important targets, while all the soldiers of the Blue Kingdom were all hiding in the tunnels.

So, "angry with you" had to end hastily, so he came back and reported to "didn't wake up", saying that the soldiers and civilians of the Ulanguo were afraid of the prestige of "not waking up", and they all hid in the tunnels and didn't dare to come out, and they didn't have much food and grass, and it was estimated that they would starve to death soon.

"I didn't wake up" was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately ordered the Triple Alliance Army to speed up its advance and take advantage of the enemy's low morale and lack of food and grass to completely defeat the enemy.

Look, this "didn't wake up" really didn't wake up, how brainless, didn't it know that this was the enemy's plan to lure the enemy in.

Yes, it really doesn't know, because he climbed to the high position of commander of the three armies by nepotism, and he is the most favored "favored minister" of the queen of the termite federation, and to put it mildly, he is a "male concubine", understand?

This "male concubine" and the "Yang concubine" don't seem to be the same.

You're sure to say, isn't this nonsense?! Can this be the same?

First of all, the species are different, one is an ant and the other is a human;

Secondly, the sexes are also different, one is male (male) and the other is female (female);

Not to mention other differences in hobbies, education level and personality, EQ and IQ.

On the contrary, what I want to talk about today is not the differences, but the similarities.

First of all, they are both "concubines" with the same title;

secondly, they are both chubby and fat, and they can both eat and sleep;

Third, they are both characters who are very favored by the **** queen or emperor, that is, the characters who are red and purple.

In addition, this male concubine, like Yang Guifei, has no military talent.

However, Yang Guifei is self-aware and never leads troops to fight;

And your male concubine "didn't wake up" but wanted to be a hero and be in the limelight.

Don't you know that this military event is not child's play? What kind of majesty do you tremble about?

In the previous victory, if there was no "angry you" to help you, would you have been able to win?

This time, the "angry you" can't help you because the enemies are hiding in the hole and can't blow up.

What's more, this time "angry with you" really doesn't want to help you anymore, you just wait to cry to death.

Sure enough, things really happened as "angry with you" expected: after entering the Japanese Empire, the enemy adopted the tactics of fortifying the walls and clearing the wilderness, so that the Three Kingdoms Alliance led by "not waking up" could not get a grain of food.

The daily consumption of grain and grass by these millions of troops is extremely large, and in less than half a month, the grain and grass are exhausted.

At this time, the dead fly on the back of the "not waking up" had already been gnawed by one of its own "people", and it also gnawed a lot of other things, such as mosquitoes, dead grasshoppers and dead moths, and now had to gnaw only bark and grass roots like everyone else.

"I didn't wake up" scolded in my heart: "What kind of thing is this blue country?" I slammed the door, knowing that I would come, and didn't leave me anything to eat.

Oh! No, I'm not here to be a guest, I'm here to beat them. Naturally, they don't give me a good look. Ay! Why should I hit them?

Isn't it good to live in peace? Oh, yes! Am I a little stupid? I came all the way here to suffer this kind of hardship. ”

I think how comfortable it was for me to eat and drink spicy food in the Queen's Palace! Why did I come here to suffer this foreign crime, did I really get into the water in my brain?

Ay! They are all harmed by this useless false name, what is the commander of the three armies, what is the hero of the troubled times, they are all useless things that should not be eaten or drunk.

Nowadays, "not waking up" is a sigh and a complaint.

He regrets it now, not in general, but in particular, his intestines are all repentant, and he is afraid that he will die here.

First of all, the monkey ants quietly withdrew to their hometown without saying a word of greeting last night.

Secondly, today I actually found that there were a lot of deserters in the Hun ants, although the termites have not found deserters so far, but the voices of complaining are endless, and almost all of them are complaining.

It's better to evacuate quickly This is not a place for people to stay, otherwise, there is a possibility that the whole army will mutiny at any time.

Thinking of this, the commander of the coalition forces "did not wake up" and hurriedly ordered the whole army to retreat.

Soon, the demoralized and unmotivated White-Hungarian army came to a large canyon in the territory of the Japanese Blue Kingdom, and everyone was really tired and hungry and could not walk, so they were ready to rest here for a while before walking, so the team stopped here and planned to camp.

Suddenly, like a magician playing a trick, countless soldiers from the Wolf Blue Kingdom emerged from the fields around the canyon, and they seemed to have been waiting here for a long time......

In the face of the enemy army with the right time and place and the absolute superiority, how can this battle be fought?

Afraid of death and hungry enough, "didn't wake up" without hesitation to announce the surrender of the whole army, and in the blink of an eye, the more than 3 million White-Hungarian troops suddenly became prisoners of war of the Japanese Empire.

It's really "feng shui in turn"!

The Ulan Empire, which had just suffered a great defeat, lost millions of troops and lost the territory of the original Red Ant Empire, in the blink of an eye, fought another big victory.

The whole country suddenly rejoiced, and the whole country celebrated, and everywhere was a sea of joy.

The brown ants all came out of the tunnels and sang and danced everywhere, but they liked to fan and twist their butts with small fans in their hands.

Now, a very headache and thorny problem is facing the prime minister of the country and the cabinet ministers.

Since the former prime minister stepped down from office, the current prime minister has been in power.

Compared with "crying and farting", the ability to "eat a fart" is not much different, but he is a little anxious and does not have the sophistication and experience of "crying and fart".

It is precisely because of the "eating a fart" temperament that he is too anxious, so he often either eats other people's "closed doors" or eats other people's "farts", and is deceived by others.

Right now, "he" is worried about the handling of these three million enemy prisoners of war.

It's easy to kill them all, and you can breathe out the evil spirit of the defeat in the last war, but you can't get any real benefits.

Then let them all go, and wait for these prisoners of war to come back and fight themselves when they have eaten and drunk enough? "He" wasn't so stupid.