Chapter 1014: What can I do, I'm also desperate
Satan wrapped himself in a quilt, raised his hand and snapped his fingers to replace the bedroom with a study office, then rolled to the file area, opened the tin cabinet and looked at it.
Russell stepped forward silently and looked at the neatly numbered document in surprise: "I apologize to you, I always thought you were a devil who didn't do your job, but I didn't expect your business to be so busy." ”
If a document represents a soul, then all the drawers are opened, and Satan has contracted at least 10,000 souls.
"God promised me to contract 10,000 souls to perfectly interpret a good devil, so that I would return to heaven and become an angel again, and then change another one to be 'Satan'."
Miss Satan rummaged through the documents, she seemed to have some impressions of the demon of hell, but she didn't seem to have it, and she couldn't remember what year it was.
"So, God broke his promise, and you completed your mission, but you were denied entry into heaven?"
"No, I couldn't think about it before, I felt happy to be a devil and was unrestrained, and I didn't take the initiative to ask to return to heaven."
Speaking of this, Satan sighed deeply, he knew that he would meet Russell, and he didn't want to be quick back then.
This must have been God's punishment for her, for she had fallen from a conscientious, hard-working angel to a pleasure-hungry devil, like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, who was driven out of heaven because of original sin.
"Found it, this is it."
Satan took out a file bag, which contained ancient contract documents written on parchment, the contract was very short, only a dozen lines, very different from the previous documents that were often dozens of centimeters thick.
Seeing Russell's puzzlement, Miss Satan tightened the quilt and explained: "No way, people are becoming more and more shrewd now, and if the devil does not keep pace with the times, they will take advantage of it." ”
"No one has ever exploited a loophole before?"
"Of course, who am I, I am Satan, the only devil!"
"Satan in a down jacket and then a quilt?"
“……”
When Satan heard this, his heart was sad, and his will instantly became depressed.
The big boss doesn't care about her life or death, and Russell is watching her from the sidelines, coming and going freely in her castle, just like going back to her own home, and she, Satan, has no energy left to protect herself, and there is no fun at all.
Sometimes she thinks that instead of living in fear, it is better to close her eyes and follow Russell, and she will be bitten by a dog.
But thinking about it again, it's better to die than to live, and she will never compromise with a scumbag...... Unless you get married first.
"I'm sorry, Satan, you may have been taken advantage of."
"What do you mean?"
Satan tightened his grip on the quilt and took two steps back vigilantly.
"It's not me who took advantage of the loophole, it's the Naberus who signed a contract with you."
Russell rolled his eyes, pointed to the terms on the parchment and said, "This guy signed a contract with you a thousand years ago, exchanging his soul for the powerful power to conquer everything, and then you became a demon servant, walking in the world and preaching the doctrine of the devil." ”
"That's right!"
Satan didn't react for a while, raised his hand and beckoned the contract to him, and said suspiciously: "It's strange, according to the contract, he has only been in the world for a hundred years, but his soul has not entered hell until now...... How did this guy do it? ”
Satan frowned slightly, and after a while, his eyes were red, and he lifted the quilt with a swish, and said with a fierce look in his eyes: "The humble servant of hell dares to deceive me, and I will throw his soul into purgatory and torture for 10,000 years." ”
Before Satan disappeared, Russell grabbed him and asked curiously, "Tell me how he did it." ”
"He transferred the mark of hell and half of his soul to another body, and then killed it on the day of the expiration of the term, successfully evading the terms of the contract."
Russell nodded and gave a thumbs up: "Not bad, real man, hard enough on yourself!" ”
Satan spoke out viciously: "But he is also a madman, who, though free, has lost eternal life, and most of his powers, and is eternally tormented by the mutilation of his soul." ”
"It doesn't sound like going to hell."
Russell shrugged his shoulders and continued to ask, "What about the Hell Demon Clan, isn't it only Naberus who has signed the contract?" ”
"I have to admit that guy is indeed a talent, he scattered the soul of his other half, along with the last mark of hell, to create descendants in batches, although his strength is gradually weakening, he can constantly change to a new body to achieve immortality, and by the way, he avoids my induction."
Satan huffed, "If it weren't for this contract, I wouldn't have remembered having ever had this 'cursed'. ”
Russell raised an eyebrow: "So, you owe me a favor?" ”
"Well, I'll remember sooner or later."
"Don't be stupid, the files are all dusty, will you remember?"
"Otherwise, I'll invite you to dinner another day!"
Satan said, and covered the quilt again, guarding Russell like a thief: "Calm down, you are the lord of the dark dimension, and you can't do things that don't conform to your identity." ”
"Of course I do! But your performance makes me feel that if I don't do something, my infamy will be in vain. ”
"How, how is it possible!"
Satan sneered, threw down the quilt, and wrapped himself in a sheet.
"Leave Naberius alone, leave it to me, and I'll send his soul to hell."
"Hey, you're so kind, did he offend you?" Satan's eyes widened in surprise with a hellish expression.
"Huh!?"
"Just kidding, people know you're the best!"
Satan twisted and squeezed, turned his head and stuck out his tongue.
"What's wrong, you have morning sickness?"
"I didn't ...... yes, yes, to be honest, I'm already a mother of a child. ”
Satan looked kind and motherly, and then shook his head at Russell repeatedly: "So it's not impossible for us, don't make an appointment, thank you!" ”
Russell glanced at Satan disdainfully, and snorted through his nostrils: "Hehe, has anyone told you that your acting skills are indescribable?" ”
What can I do, I'm desperate!
Satan shouted wildly in his heart, and a smile squeezed out of his stiff face: "I owe you two dinners, I'll arrange the schedule, it's soon, I'll notify you another day." ”
"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it's better to be today, anyway, you're idle and idle."
"Not today, I ...... I'm sick. ”
Satan pulled out a thermometer from his collar, showing that his body temperature was as high as more than 2,000 degrees: "Look, I'll blow it up when I touch it now, and I can't invite you to dinner." ”
“……”
"What's wrong?"
"I'm wondering, your body temperature is so high, why didn't the sheets burn."
"Uh......"
"Do you want me to give you two minutes to make up a reliable reason?" Russell said kindly.
"Twenty thousand years?"
"Then you think slowly, and I will not accompany you. I took the contract with me, remember to make an appointment with me another day, otherwise, when I think about it, it will not be as simple as eating. ”
"Hey, you're leaving?"
Satan's heart suddenly burst into flames, and he realized that he was too carried away, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Go slowly, and you will always ...... in the future If you contact me by phone, you will answer by all means. ”
Seeing Russell open the gates of hell and leave, Satan waved his handkerchief and wiped the cold sweat off his head.
She threw away the sheets and circled around where Russell had disappeared, failing to figure out why Russell was free to go in and out of hell in several attempts.
After struggling for a moment, she gave up and prepared to move to Pluto overnight.
……
Room.
Russell walked out of the gates of hell, put the contract of the demon of hell into his personal space, and walked to the side of the police car for dozens of seconds.
Suddenly, a chaotic spatial fluctuation came, and the distance was very close, less than two hundred meters, and the approximate location was parallel to the next block.
"The night is dark and the wind is high, and sure enough, incidents are frequent......"
On the branch road shopping street, the glass exhibition area of a trendy brand store flashed brightly, and the distorted space carried a high-temperature electric current, burning fashion models and tempered glass, and then a blonde woman with a cold face walked out.
Her facial features are stunning, her eyes are cold, her bumpy figure is extremely annoying, and the most important thing is that she has no clothes on.
Terminator from the future world - T-X!
Alloy endoskeleton + super-density armor + liquid metal, T-X is a super intelligent robot killer made by Skynet, which is faster, stronger, and smarter than all previous models of Terminators, and is known as the Terminator of Terminators.
The T-X swept the street with a blank face, compared the data and walked across the road, where a Lexus SC430 model hardtop roadster was parked.
A noble lady finished withdrawing money from the ATM, sat in the driver's seat of Lexus, and was about to start the car, when a T-X appeared in her sight.
The woman was surprised: "Miss, are you okay, do you want me to help you call the police?" ”
The reason why I asked instead of calling the police directly is because the population base of New York is too large, there are all kinds of perverts, and it is very likely that there are beautiful women running around with bare butts at night.
The woman expressed her understanding that when she was younger, she drank or smoked too much and did a lot of crazy things.
"I like your car."
T-X spoke coldly, raising his hand to grab the woman's neck.
Syllable!
A large hand gripped T-X's wrist, stopping her from wanting to break the woman's neck.
Russell flashed his police ID card and said to the stunned woman: "Don't look at it, this guy just ran out of the mental hospital and handed it over to me to deal with." ”
"Wow, I know you, you're ...... Who, very famous billionaire. ”
The woman was pleasantly surprised and excitedly handed over a business card: "This is the phone number of my law firm, if you need it, you can contact me directly." By the way, I thought that the reporter said that you were a policeman, and that he was making it up. ”
Russell: (눈_눈)
"OK, I'll leave."
The woman pointed at T-X and smiled with understanding: "If tonight's incident causes you to be entangled in lawsuits, I can help you argue unconditionally, believe me, I am a very good lawyer." ”
Seeing that Russell's face was not good, the woman said no more, stepped on the accelerator and drove away.
"Officer, I like your gun!"
T-X turned to look at Russell, and his electronic eyes scanned through his coat for two pistols in his holster.
"Be reserved, it's impossible for the two of us."