According to the original plan, we will stay in Jinan for one or two days, and then we will have to relax. But my second uncle's friend told the second uncle, that Huang Lao's person also came to Jinan almost at the same time as us, this is an unexpected thing, I also feel that I can't blame this ground mouse after learning the ins and outs, it is my second uncle who found the monkey and grabbed this jade pendant at the auction is too flamboyant and conspicuous, and it is normal for Huang Lao, who we don't deal with, to come and mix it, and the second uncle found the ground mouse through the owner of the auction, the black family of the inverted Dou'er family, the black family and Huang Lao have a good relationship, Surely the person of the ground monkey can also be found, and the ground monkey cannot afford to offend on both sides, so he can only send out the map.

I didn't have anything to say, and a few of us frantically rushed towards our destination. This Huang Lao is really a dead fly-like person now, not biting and disgusting, our destination today is that there is a Zhua town under Qihe County, Jinan City, and the road is better to walk after getting off the national highway. But it has not been to the destination, the ground mouse has been explaining to my second uncle, that map is a simple route map, as long as you have done the line of inverted buckets, you know that if you want to find a tomb now, this tomb must be in the depths of the mountain, the last time they poured this bucket, not in the deep mountains. It's just outside the mountain, because according to him, not far from the inverted bucket, there is a village that is more populated.

Later, we didn't know where we were, and we couldn't even show the map on the navigation, and the ground mouse finally turned lost, and the second uncle had to hit a few big-eared melon seeds, and it wasn't until the evening that we found the place.

At this time, I was already hungry with my chest against my back, and the ground rat came here once, and after getting out of the car, I said that I was not afraid of hunger, although this is a small mountain village. But although the sparrows are small, there is a widow in the village who has opened a small guest house by herself. The cooking is also in charge of cooking, the taste is quite good, and this widow Zhang is not like a woman in the mountains at all, her breasts are a few taels heavy, and she can suffocate people to death.

When I heard this, I wanted to laugh and asked, "How many taels are coming?" Is there a nine-tael chest weight? ”

Then I got a punch in the stomach, this punch is called a real, so that I can't let me spit out sour water on the spot, the second uncle stood there and laughed, not to mention helping his eldest nephew, the monkey saw that the situation was not right, and slipped away quickly, I was quite depressed, but I couldn't beat others, what can I do?

To a small bungalow, the room is not big, it is built in the form of a small hotel, according to the ground mouse, there will occasionally come some craftsmen who enter the mountain, of course, more people still come here to camp, will be used as the last rest point in this small hotel, so don't look small, business is good when busy, the proprietress saw the ground mouse is also ecstatic smile, the ground mouse really didn't lie, this boss lady is indeed charming, quite tasteful, scalded a big wave that is incompatible with this mountain, The clothes he wore were infinitely close to those in the city, and as he walked, the waves on his chest rose and fell, and he was not a serious person at first glance.

"Oh, this master, this is here again?" The proprietress slapped the ground mouse and said.

This ground mouse is also a pervert, so he took the opportunity to touch the hand of the proprietress and said: "It's not that I miss you, don't say it, I dreamed of your big ass every day after I walked last time, and I want to be able to touch it, and I can live ten years less." ”

The proprietress pointed at the forehead of the ground mouse and scolded with a smile: "Do you really want to be your own uncle?" If you want to touch the old lady's buttocks, line up outside the mountain, but if these two bosses have ideas, they can cut in line. ”

After speaking, her whole person is going to stick it on my second uncle, this shelf, similar to the old bustard in the ancient Qinglou, I want to laugh a little when I see it, according to the second uncle's temperament in the future, I will definitely not look down on such a person, who knows that the second uncle actually took the opportunity to touch the buttocks of this boss lady, and said with a smile: "Boss lady, I can leave you the door tonight, and you won't give money if you don't come." ”

At this time, I saw Chen Jiuliang beside me glanced at my second uncle, frowned, and my heart instantly cooled half, his mother herself still wanted to get the moon first near the water, although this little girl is fierce, but it is also quite tasteful, isn't it? Looking at the situation in front of me, it turns out that this little girl's crush is my second uncle. It really made me sad in an instant. The group girl is all right.

After the proprietress smiled coquettishly, it was really the style of that smile, arranged a room for a few of us, and a room with some hot water, after washing it was a hall, there was a private room here, the ground mouse was familiar with a few boss lady's signature dishes, in the interval between the dishes, my second uncle asked the ground mouse: "This boss lady, are you familiar?" ”

"What's familiar, it's familiar, it's the last time I came here, aren't my gangs all weird after that? In those years, I was scared of my soul, and I rested here for a few days, Eighth Master, if you are interested, you can come, I didn't look at the girl's son, look at the waist, hey, I'll go. Sensei. Ground rat said.

The second uncle grabbed the chopsticks and smashed them at the ground mouse, and scolded: "Lao Tzu is always doing business, if you want a woman to go back to Luoyang, I can make your kid die, I mean, why do I feel that this boss lady is not ordinary?" ”

The ground mouse was not annoyed when it was smashed, but still smiled: "Of course, a woman can still run such a shop here without the ability to meet the source?" There are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, not to mention the beautiful widow, I know what you are worried about, you put a hundred hearts on this, this small shop often receives people who go into the mountains to buy goods, and there are many inverted buckets, she has seen everything, and she deals with these people every day, can she not be tactful? ”

The second uncle nodded, did not speak, the dishes are still on one after another, several of us are very hungry, plus the taste of this wild vegetable is really not an ordinary stick, almost a plate comes up and is immediately gone, the meal is not finished, suddenly outside this small hotel outside the sound of gongs and drums, firecrackers, shouting endlessly, my second uncle called the proprietress in and asked: "Big sister, what's going on outside?" ”

"As for the god of the mountain, they all say that the god of the mountain is going to be angry, and this is the god of the village who takes everyone to worship." The proprietress said.

"Mountain God? This point of respect, I said that you lied to my outsiders, right? The second uncle smiled.

The proprietress slapped my second uncle charmingly and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, how can I lie to you?" It's really the god of the mountain, two days ago the blind man in the village suddenly could see things, the blind man opened his eyes and said that his eyes were sent by the mountain god, just a month, you don't know, this blind man is a living fairy here, he has been blind since he was a child, the last time he opened his eyes is estimated to be thirty years ago, they all say that the blind man opened his eyes and the sky is dark, maybe there is some disaster. ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What blind man opened his eyes, what is the situation?" What age do you still believe in this? ”

The proprietress sighed and said: "This little handsome guy, don't believe it, this person is really a blind man, his grandmother used to be the yin and yang mother-in-law in the village, and then took this blind man into the mountain, recognized the mountain god as a godson, and then inherited his grandmother's mantle, that is, thirty years ago, he opened his eyes once, that time the village made a snake slaughter that was a chicken and dog restless, listen to those old people say, the grass on the road on the tree is full of snakes, that is called a dense crowd, and then the blind man entered the mountain alone, I heard that it was for the mountain god to kneel for three days and three nights, and after coming back, his eyes were bloody and tearful, and those snakes were considered to have retreated. ”

I still don't believe it, Mr. Yin and Yang doesn't have such an evil nature, how can I say that I am also from such a family, my grandfather was also a feng shui gentleman before, right? But if there is something wrong with the proprietress of this proprietress, I want to go out to see, and the second uncle seems to know my thoughts and beckons us: "The blind man opens his eyes, and respects the mountain god at night, it's really strange, let's go out and see what to see?" ”

When we walked out, the team of worshiping the mountain god had already walked some, this long sleep was still a little infiltrating, those people beat gongs and drums, at the front of the team, there was an old man wearing a plain clothes, one step and three kowtows, the clothes worn by the people behind were very weird, the most important thing was that they all wore the masks of the ghost yaksha, which looked very hideous, such a team traveled late at night, and it was like a Yin soldier borrowing the road.

"Second uncle, do you believe in this thing too?" I asked.

"The mountains have the taboos of the mountains, if you don't believe it, don't laugh." The second uncle said to me seriously.