Chapter 49: I'm not Tang Seng
Xu Xiaoyun wrinkled his fat face and said, "Lotus flower, when will you get along with Xu Hui?" And you will take him to hunt, and you will not take me...... Also, When did you go hunting with a slingshot? I didn't even know that Xu Hui actually knew......"
Xiao Qinghe stroked his forehead, what does your resentful expression mean? It's as if I abandoned you and had an adulterous affair with Xu Hui.
Xu Hui held his head high and looked at the little friends around him proudly: "I already worship lotus flowers as a teacher!" ”
As if it was an honor.
Xu Xiaoyun flattened his mouth and said, "Lotus, I also want to worship you as a teacher!" I have to make as many pheasants and hares as I want, and then I will have endless meat! ”
Xiao Qinghe glanced at her chubby body shape, and said in her heart: Mushroom Liang, don't you have a B number in your heart? Still craving meat?
Xu Hui said: "Then I am the senior brother, and you are the second senior sister......
Speaking of this, he rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "No, no, no, no, I'm the senior brother, you're the second junior brother, haha, you're Zhu Bajie......"
He clenched his hands weakly, made the appearance of holding a stick in his hand, and hit him hard: "Monster, eat my grandson!" ”
"Phew, you're Zhu Bajie! I'll be good with Lotus Flower first, I want to be a senior sister! ”
"You're so fat, who should you be?"
Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Xiao Qinghe shouted: "Shut up for me!" ”
Xu Hui and Xu Xiaoyun stopped talking, but Xu Bo said angrily: "Lotus, as long as you give me meat to eat, I can be a white dragon horse to carry you, I have the greatest strength!" ”
He glanced at Xu Hua again and said, "Monk Sha, I'll give it to you." ”
Xu Hua rolled his eyes, and said as if he was a rare sand monk, just a luggage picker, he was not happy to be it!
If you want him to say, Xu Hui is not smart, and he has great strength, he is the most suitable to be a Sha monk, and he is the most like Sun Dasheng!
He was about to move in his heart, wanting to jump out and compete with Xu Hui for the position of senior brother, but when he thought of his father's words at home, he still didn't open his mouth.
Why is Xu Hui's grandfather the village head, why can't his grandfather be the village head?
It's annoying!
Xiao Qinghe said speechlessly: "Don't rob it!" First of all, I'm not a Tang monk, and secondly, I don't want to accept apprentices! Teach you how to use a slingshot, yes, teach you how to hunt, yes, but don't call me master! ”
A bunch of little kids, she didn't want to take them as apprentices.
This is exactly what Xu Hua wants, he doesn't want to worship lotus flowers as a teacher! He used to bully Lotus Flower, but now not only can't beat her, but also calls her master, so he doesn't do it!
Xu Hui immediately said: "Then you are not allowed to hide the lotus!" ”
Xiao Qinghe pursed her lips disdainfully, not to mention that she has a Aoki trick, but she doesn't have the golden finger of the system, the slingshot and hunting, and she doesn't disdain to hide her secrets.
In the future, the profession of hunting will almost disappear from people's sight, and it will no longer have any value.
She said lightly: "Don't worry, it's a trivial matter, I won't hide my secrets." ”
Xu Bo said angrily: "If you don't call you master, will you still give me meat to eat?" ”
Xiao Qinghe glanced at him and said, "There is no free lunch in the world, for the sake of a village, I can teach you how to hunt, but how much you can learn, whether you can hunt by yourself, that is your own business." ”
Xu Bo said angrily: "You teach me skills, you are my master." ”
In Xu Bo's small brain, the things he believes will not change, and in his opinion, it is naturally the master who teaches people skills. Therefore, no matter what Xiao Qinghe said, he has been shouting this master for a lifetime, and he has never changed his words.
At this time, he never imagined that his simple thinking would change his life because of it.
After explaining that a few friends must listen to her after entering the mountain, and they are not allowed to run around casually, Xiao Qinghe put on his own small backpack, took the firewood knife at home, and took a few friends up the mountain.
Although rural children are used to being wild in the mountains, they are usually at the foot of the mountain, or on the periphery of the mountain, and they are not very deep, for the sake of safety, Xiao Qinghe is not ready to take them too deep, anyway, they can encounter some pheasants and hares in the periphery.
All the way into the mountain, Xu Bo consciously walked in front, holding a firewood knife, and when he saw branches and weeds with branches, he brandished the firewood knife to cut them down, looking like he was overcoming thorns and thorns, and he looked like he was working hard.
Xu Hui was babbling, running to the left for a while, and then to the right, muttering: "Where is the pheasant?" Where is it? What about hares? Where is it? Come out of here! ”
Although Xu Xiaoyun is fat, his physical strength is not weak, and he was full of interest and chattering with Xiao Qinghe along the way: "Lotus, if we hit a pheasant in a while, we will roast it and eat it, okay?" My favorite is roasted pheasant! ”
She jumped up and down, and said, "If you hit a hare, what should you eat?" I've never made a roast bunny! It seems that rabbits have to be skinned before they can be eaten, can you skin rabbits with lotus flowers? ”
Xiao Qinghe shrugged, although she didn't say that her ten fingers didn't touch the spring water in her previous life, she really hadn't done too much housework, let alone such things as killing chickens and skinning rabbits.
Xu Xiaoyun asked Xu Hui again: "Do you know how to skin rabbits?" ”
Xu Bo licked his lips and said, "What kind of skin to peel, isn't it the same to eat like this?" ”
Xu Xiaoyun grimaced at him and said, "You know how to eat!" No, rabbits have to be skinned to eat! ”
Xu Bo muttered: "Anyway, it's all eating, does it matter how you eat it?" ”
Xu Xiaoyun snorted and said, "I don't want to talk to you!" ”
Xu Bo turned his head and snorted as well, saying, "I don't want to talk to you either!" ”
Xu Xiaoyun waved his fist behind him and said, "Lotus is my best friend, if you dare to speak ill of me, I will let Lotus stop teaching you!" ”
Xu Bo stopped talking.
Xu Xiaoyun raised his chin proudly and held Xiao Qinghe's hand.
She and Lotus are the most iron-clad best friends, when Xu Hui, Xu Hua and Xu Bo bullied Lotus in the past, she was helping Lotus, and now Lotus is not close to her, can she still kiss them?
Xiao Qinghe rolled her eyes helplessly, how did she feel like a kindergarten teacher now, not only to play with a group of children, but also to reconcile the contradictions between them in the middle, and to deal with their competition for favor......
She's really not good at this person!
Xu Hua followed behind, his little eyes rolling slightly.
He didn't believe that Lotus could kill a rooster with a slingshot, he always felt that it must be some kind of coincidence, so he came along, just to see what the truth of the matter was.
If Lotus Can't Beat a Prey in a While, He'll Laugh at Her!