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"You only have one chance, whether you can shoot or not, it's up to you."

"That's right, you're the most accurate shot we've ever shot, and we're optimistic about you."

"Don't talk, it will affect my performance."

"Play a yo-yo, hurry."

"Don't worry, I'm waiting for the wind to stop, it's a bit windy right now."

"If you can do it, we'll be doomed as soon as someone finds out."

"Biu", the sound of glass breaking in the distance, the boy with the slingshot in his hand touched his head in embarrassment and said, "I'm sorry, I missed the shot!" The other boy whispered angrily, "Sorry fart, run away." After saying that, he took the lead and quickly fled the crime scene, and several others hurriedly followed.

"Who is it, don't let me catch you, or I'll smash your ass." An old man with glasses, covering his forehead with anger on his face, appeared in front of the broken glass window, and could vaguely see a large bag on his forehead.

The five boys ran around the corner, looked back, and were relieved to see that the man hadn't noticed them. The boy who ran first gasped and said, "Xiaotian, why did you miss the shot, and you missed so much?" The boy with the slingshot gasped and said, "I said it was windy, and you always bothered me from the side." ”

Another boy said, "Don't talk so much, let's go quickly, we'll be caught by the headmaster, and we'll have to suffer again." The boy with the slingshot said indifferently: "Anyway, I have to take two hits every day, and my butt is not afraid of pain for a long time, so it's not bad." ”

"Really? It seems that I have to talk to your parents, the soles of the shoes don't hurt, and I have to change to a more convenient one. A woman in her thirties appeared in front of several people, looked at them and said with a smile.

Several people immediately took a breath and shouted, "Hello Teacher Zhou!" The boy who ran the fastest just now stammered, "Zhou, Teacher Zhou, you, didn't you go back to your hometown on vacation?" ”

Teacher Zhou pretended to be stern and asked, "What are you doing here, are you causing trouble again?" At this time, the principal appeared on the road with his forehead covered, and when he saw Teacher Zhou, he asked, "Teacher Zhou, who did you see breaking the office glass with a slingshot?" ”

Teacher Zhou looked at the few people around the corner, and the boy with the slingshot shouted, "Run." Then he ran into the distance without looking back, and the few people behind him didn't care, and hurriedly followed. Teacher Zhou shook his head helplessly and shouted, "Call your parents to come to class tomorrow." ”

After Qin Tian came home after playing all afternoon, he didn't say anything about calling his parents, and closed the door and went to bed directly after dinner.

The next day, the five of them gathered, and Qin Tian asked, "Have you thought of a reason?" "Five people are habitual offenders, and calling parents is commonplace, and after a long time, they will always grow up in beatings. Every time they called their parents, they had to be beaten once when they went home at night, and in order to avoid being beaten, several people tried their best to avoid calling their parents.

Hearing Qin Tian's words, several people nodded and said, "I've thought about it a long time ago, let's go to the classroom, don't be late later." Soon after the five of them arrived in the classroom, Teacher Zhou called the five of them directly to the office and asked, "What about your parents?" Didn't you call your parents yesterday? ”

Qin Tian said loudly: "Report, Teacher Zhou, my parents got off work too late last night and overslept in the morning. ”

Xu Fan followed and said: "Report, Mr. Zhou, my grandmother told my parents that there was no money, and my parents went to burn paper money." ”

Wang Yu continued: "Report, Mr. Zhou, my family was robbed, and my parents went to the police station to report to the police. ”

Yang Ting continued: "Report, Mr. Zhou, there is someone next door to my house who can't think of it and wants to jump off the building, and my parents go to calm the mood." ”

Deng Xiao finally said: "Report, Teacher Zhou, I, I...."

Teacher Zhou interrupted Deng Xiao's words and asked, "Did your parents get injured next door and sent to the hospital?" Deng Xiao was stunned for a moment and said, "Teacher Zhou, how do you know?" Teacher Zhou sneered, "How do I know? I said your parents told me, do you believe it? ”

A few people felt that something was wrong, and every time Teacher Zhou showed this kind of smile, nothing good happened. The last time Mr. Zhou showed this kind of smile, the power went out in the community, and then a few people called it miserable.

The parents of the five are employees in a nearby factory, and the five have known each other for a long time, and because of the five people's troubles, the relationship between the families is getting better and better, plus they live in a community. As long as the five people make a mistake, it will be five families chasing and intercepting, and the entire community has nowhere to stay.

Several people began to retreat towards the door, but before they reached the door, the door was pushed open, and parents came in one after another. After several people turned around and saw it, they subconsciously covered their butts and began to retreat again.

Qin Tian's father directly mentioned Qin Tian and roared: "Little rabbit cub, I didn't open the house for three days, I caught a snake and put a female classmate's stationery box last week, and I almost burned the hair of the lesbian table last week by playing with fire, what did you do to your table this time?" Qin Tian hurriedly said, "I didn't do anything to my tablemates, really not." ”

Teacher Zhou smiled: "They really didn't do anything to the same table, and now no one dares to be their same table, so they all sit at two tables by one person." Because there are too many meetings, the adults of several families are familiar with Mr. Zhou, and Mr. Zhou is not shy about it, and he said it directly.

After hearing this, Xu Fan's father grabbed Xu Fan directly, slapped Xu Fan's buttocks, and said: "I told you to get into trouble, there is no one at the same table, and I can't find my daughter-in-law in the future to see what you do." Xu Fan immediately shouted and ran around the adults.

The people around were speechless, this is just a primary school student, it's too early to find a daughter-in-law. Fortunately, the teachers went to class, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to drink the tea. Teacher Zhou said helplessly: "Dad Xu, don't beat the child here, we first want the child to realize his mistakes." "The implication is that if you go back to fight, there are too many people here, and the impact is not good.

Mother Xu grabbed Xu Fan and said: "Stand up, say what wrong you have made again, you bear child, your grandmother is still there, and I will go to burn paper money, go back and ask your grandmother, when did we ever lack her money." ”

Teacher Zhou said: "I just came back yesterday afternoon and found that they were holding a slingshot outside the principal's office, breaking the glass of the principal's office, and a big bag popped out of the principal's head, which has not disappeared yet. ”

Father Xu was about to do it again, but Teacher Zhou stopped him and said, "Don't beat the child first, let's educate the child not just by beating." Father Xu yelled at Xu Fan loudly: "Little rabbit, tell me quickly, why are you hitting your principal's glass." Xu Fan shook his head and refused to say.

Teacher Zhou looked at the other four, and the other four shook their heads without saying anything. Now the parents are ready to stage a full martial arts, and Teacher Zhou hurriedly stopped: "Don't beat the children all the time, so let's hand them over to me, you are also busy with work, just go back first, just go back and see the principal." ”

Father Qin said: "Then let Teacher Zhou bother, I came in a hurry today, and tomorrow we will go to see the principal, if you need compensation or something, you can call us directly." After speaking, he said viciously to Qin Tian: "I'll clean you up when I go home." ”

After the parents left, Teacher Zhou said, "Now you can say why, right? A few people still shook their heads, and Teacher Zhou frowned and asked, "Why don't you say it?" Xu Fan opened his mouth and said: "We said it, no one can say it, you want to punish us, we admit the punishment, but we can't say it." ”

Teacher Zhou continued to ask, "Who shot it, can you always say that?" A few people still shook their heads, and Wang Yu said: "We said that we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together, and you should punish them together." Teacher Zhou smiled and said, "Hey, little brat, there are blessings and hardships, who taught you?" You tell the teacher, and the teacher doesn't tell anyone else. ”

Several people looked at each other for a while, and Qin Tian nodded and said, "Teacher, don't tell others!" After Teacher Zhou nodded, Qin Tian told the matter again, Teacher Zhou listened to the green tendons on his forehead, and really wanted to call the parents of these bear children back, and then said directly: "Smoke it casually, smoke it to death." ”

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