Chapter 42: I'm afraid that the scumbag is educated (5) (The first is to ask for a monthly pass!) )
"On the afternoon of the second day of the Lunar New Year, he was really free." Zhang Fengqi snorted and stood up lazily: "Let him wait, just say that I need to prepare, sincerity is spiritual, if you don't want to wait, please ask another master." ”
Wen Yinuo gave him a thumbs up, "Uncle is clever!" ”
She half-looked up at Xiao Yiyuan, who was a little anxious, and said with a smile: "Brother Yuan and I will go first, and my uncle will appear in the finale." ”
Xiao Yiyuan breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that she was smiling sweetly, he couldn't help pinching her tender peach face, "I am worthy of being Master Wen Xiaotian, and my ability to observe words and colors is not under me." ”
"Say no more pinching my face!" Wen Yinuo stepped back and grimaced at him, "Besides, when will you observe words and looks?" Does the city's No. 1 middle school bully still need to observe words and feelings? ”
"Why not?" Xiao Yiyuan thought she was saying something strange.
The two of them walked to the door together.
Wen Yinuo pouted slightly, as if reminiscing, "...... Because you've always been number one. Everybody's coming to talk to you, do you need to please others? ”
Xiao Yiyuan thought to himself, how did I learn to read words and colors?
It's not the person I want to please, and in some ways it lacks a string at all, just like the door of the central bank's vault, which is too strong.
You can't pry it open.
He's so hard.
However, Xiao Yiyuan didn't say anything, and a faint smile appeared in his delicate phoenix eyes, "You have always been the number one, so how did you learn to observe words and colors?" ”
Wen Yinuo raised his hand and pressed the elevator, "It's not that my uncle said that Xueba has been in school for a long time, and his emotional intelligence has decreased, so he has been insisting on taking me outside." ”
"Tsk, Wen Xiaoba has always been a dragon at school, but I didn't expect it to be out of the society to exercise emotional intelligence." Xiao Yiyuan teased, he put his hands in his trouser pockets leisurely, and walked into the elevator with her.
Wen Yinuo stretched out his hand and gestured with his thumb and index finger, "I don't dare to be a student bully in front of college bully, I just have a slightly better grade." ”
"Only a little bit? Wen Xiaotian Master can kill all directions without having to attend classes, which is beyond the reach of my generation. ”
Wen Yinuo was amused by him: "If you have something to say, you have nothing to say!" ”
"Do I have a drag? You studied liberal arts, but I studied science. Xiao Yiyuan raised his eyebrows, his phoenix eyes flashed, and a smile on his lips dazzled Wen Yinuo's eyes.
She hurriedly looked away and said dissatisfiedly: "If you can't say it, others will try to seduce with beauty." Xiao Yiyuan, what about your domineering spirit? ”
"Huh? Nono, have you finally faced up to my beauty? Xiao Yiyuan seemed to be smiling even more happily.
Wen Yinuo was so angry with him that he jumped to his feet.
The two fought all the way, and soon came from Building A to Building C where Xiao Fanghua and Qu Yougui's wedding room was located.
When he entered the door, Wen Yinuo pursed his lips.
Xiao Yiyuan thought of the situation just now and smiled again, and asked her, "...... What are you pouting? It was obviously because my attempt failed, and I was even more humiliated. ”
Wen Yinuo didn't look at him, pouted and said, "My mouth, I can skim it if I want." ”
Xiao Yiyuan: "......"
Xiao Fanghua was originally full of sadness, but the two of them made her laugh as soon as they came in.
She pulled Wen Yinuo to sit down on the sofa in the living room and said, "You sit down for a while, and I'll make you tea and get snacks and fruits." ”
"What kind of snacks and fruits, they are not here to pay New Year's greetings." Qu Yougui's impatient voice sounded in the room.
He looked behind Wen Yinuo and Xiao Yiyuan, but he didn't see Zhang Fengqi's figure, and his mood suddenly became even worse.
Wen Yinuo raised his eyes, suddenly gasped exaggeratedly, covered his mouth with his hand, and said with wide eyes: "Who is this?!" How can there be such ugly people in the world?! ”
Qu Yougui was so angry that he almost pounced on Wen Yinuo and beat him: "Who do you say is ugly?!" ”
Xiao Fanghua hurriedly stood in front of Wen Yinuo, Xiao Yiyuan raised his hand to hold Qu Yougui's arm, and said with a little disgust: "You give me honesty!" ”
Xiao Yiyuan looks elegant and incomparable, like a rich man, but the strength in his hands is really not small.
Qu Yougui grinned in pain, and hurriedly said, "What are you doing in Yiyuan?" Let go of me, I'm just in a hurry...... Look at my picture of people who are not expensive or expensive......"
"Oh, it turns out that you are Qu Yougui." Wen Yinuo clenched his fists and arched his hand, and said seriously: "I'm sorry, I was startled just now." ”
"No wonder you asked my uncle to exorcise evil spirits. Look at you like this, you're really sick. ”
Qu Yougui shook off Xiao Yiyuan's hand that clamped his arm, sat down on the sofa opposite Wen Yinuo, and said with a bitter face: "Do you also think it's an evil one?" Why do you think I'm so unlucky?! - I went down the building a few days before the Chinese New Year and fell, and that's it! Alas! I don't know if it's really affected by something! ”
He narrowed his eyes and looked at Xiao Fanghua, who was sitting next to Wen Yinuo in a good manner.
Xiao Fanghua didn't want to look at him at all, so she didn't feel his gaze.
Wen Yinuo and Xiao Yiyuan could see it clearly.
The two looked at each other silently, and then looked away.
Why Qu Yougui is like this, no one in this world knows better than the two of them.
The baby knows it, but the baby doesn't say anything.
Wen Yinuo got up with a smile and walked around Qu Yougui's house.
She looked at the European-style curtains with small pink flowers on a green background, the large flower carpet on the primary wood floor, and the ubiquitous various covers with small lace on the air conditioner, TV, and chair back, and asked with a chuckle, "...... Sister Xiao, is this the wedding room you arranged? ”
This aesthetic is slightly strange.
Xiao Fanghua was scolded by Qu Yougui just now, and he didn't take a closer look at the layout in this house.
Wen Yinuo reminded her, and she glanced at it, and suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
She bought all the furniture and appliances in this house, but the vulgar covers on the furniture and appliances were not her taste.
Thinking of the days before the Chinese New Year, Dai Meiyun and Qu Yougui went in and out here, and Xiao Fanghua immediately understood.
She lowered her head and said lightly, "...... I didn't plan to stay here either. This wedding room, whoever wants to live in it. ”
Qu Yougui snorted in his heart, thinking that this wedding room didn't belong to you in the first place......
However, Xiao Yi was far away, and he would not speak now, so as not to anger this "brother-in-law".
Wen Yinuo didn't let him go, and said in surprise: "But didn't you make the down payment for this house, Sister Xiao?" Even if you want to get a divorce, you can't give up the house. ”
Qu Yougui sneered, "Little Heavenly Master Wen, you are a Heavenly Master, not a marriage mediator. By the way, what about your uncle? Why not come yet? ”
Wen Yinuo walked back to the sofa mountain and sat down, and said lightly: "I'll take a look at the environment first." Since you say it's evil, I'll have to see where you live. Don't you know that if you don't get rid of the evil spirit, will it always follow you? ”
Qu Yougui was startled and almost jumped up from the sofa, "What did you say?!" You say the evil will follow me?! ”
He looked back in a bit of a panic, as if he feared that the "Evil Spirit" would follow him.
Wen Yinuo waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, with me here, no 'evil' will dare to show up." ”
"Since Master Wen Xiaotian is so powerful, can you help me exorcise evil spirits right away? - If not, it's not too late to find your uncle again, right? Qu Yougui couldn't wait, and he couldn't wait for Wen Yinuo to exorcise evil spirits for him immediately.
Wen Yinuo glanced around again, and then took out the contract he had just printed and handed it to him, "It's not impossible for me to exorcise evil spirits for you, but you have to sign this contract first." - We are legally exorcising evil spirits. ”
Qu Yougui tried his best to widen his eyes, but unfortunately half of his face stiffened, only one eye could be stared, and the other eye was still drooping, looking quite hideous.
“…… Is it legal or illegal to exorcise evil spirits?! Qu Yougui frowned, took the contract and looked at it carefully, "...... How much is the counseling fee? Isn't it exorcism? ”
"Well, because we have to pay taxes, we deal with it according to the industry regulated by the state. You think, you 'think' you're in trouble, don't you? When we're done exorcizing you, you'll 'think' you're normal, right? ”
Wen Yinuo pointed to the contract, "So whether it is successful or not, it depends on your feelings, of course, it is the psychological counseling fee." ”
"Isn't it the result of psychological counseling that we let your mind return to normal and no longer feel that there is an 'evil spirit' following you?"
Qu Yougui was confused by her, and always felt that something was wrong, but as she said, as long as it worked, it didn't matter what charge they wrote?
It's as if you're going to give money......
Qu Yougui thought contemptuously in his heart, and didn't mean to sign, and read it again from beginning to end before shaking his head and saying, "But I don't just want my psychology to be relieved, I also want my face and legs to return to normal!" ”
"After you have exorcised the evil spirits, my face and legs should return to normal."
"If you can't get back to normal, you're incompetent! Deceitful! I'm going out to spread the word that your nephews and uncles are liars! ”
Qu Yougui raised his head and hooked the corners of his lips and smiled evilly, but unfortunately half of his face was stiff and half of his face was normal, and the appearance of "evil and crazy" was slightly terrifying.
Wen Yinuo rolled his eyes, "Ouch, you are more demanding than those big real estate bosses." If we exorcise evil for you, do we want to ensure that you will be rich and prosperous for the rest of your life! ”
"I'll you! I, Wen Yinuo, and my uncle have come out to watch feng shui for so many years, and even the big boss of the provincial city would not make such an rude request! ”
Wen Yinuo stood up angrily, stepped a few steps in front of Qu Yougui, snatched the contract with his hand, and said angrily: "Okay, I can't do your business!" Please be smart! ”
As he spoke, he put the contract in his briefcase, turned around and left.
Qu Yougui is stupid, he doesn't stop it for a while, and he doesn't stop it.
But you can't just watch her leave.
Wen Yinuo and Zhang Fengqi, this pair of heavenly masters, is his last hope!
"Fanghua, stop her!" Qu Yougui was in a hurry, and thought of Xiao Fanghua again, and drove her to do things without thinking.
Xiao Fanghua also felt that Qu Yougui had asked too much, frowned and said, "If you want to ask someone to help you exorcise evil spirits, I will help you invite them, you have done it yourself, what does it matter to me?" ”
Qu Yougui glared at Xiao Fanghua fiercely, and hurriedly stood up and chased to the door by himself.
Wen Yinuo just opened the door and saw Zhang Fengqi standing at the door to ring the doorbell.
"Huh? Yinuo, is this the end? Zhang Fengqi glanced into the room.
Wen Yinuo pretended to be angry, and said angrily: "People want to get rid of the disease, when we are miracle doctors." I can't afford that. ”
"Uncle, don't we look at feng shui? By the way, I have to work part-time to drive away evil spirits, but also to ensure that my eyes are not blind and my legs are not lame? ”
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It's on the shelves today, and I thank you for your support. The first month is the new book period, and I will set up a flag first: three changes every day!
So you don't need me to urge you every day for your monthly pass???
Hurry up and hand it in!!
Let's move to next month.
The second watch is one o'clock in the afternoon.
The third watch is seven o'clock in the evening.
New books are on the shelves, ask for a monthly pass. O(∩_∩)O。