"Alas, alas, yo Mi Philin Neke Philin Lake, Bao Batch Dragon, alas, alas... Van Ding loves to kill a! ”

Zhou Hao's fat man Su Qin stood behind a tricycle, the bearded man drove in front, the fat man turned the mobile phone to the maximum volume, and put on a powerful Barbie Dragon, and the three incomplete tone idiots roared at their throats, regardless of whether this plastic English was sung correctly or not.

"Labor and management eat hot pot, you eat hot pot base!"

"Labor and management watch AV, you watch children's channels!"

The tricycle shook on the mountain road, a group of people danced wildly on the car, and the living corpses on the side of the road could not understand the behavior of these humans.

"Bang dang!"

The car bumped violently, and Zhou Hao could only remind the bearded man not to hit the living corpse, and if the car was damaged, there would be a place to cry. The bearded man didn't think so, and replied with a smile that I tried my best, and I couldn't help them if they wanted to touch the porcelain. It is estimated that those dead living corpses will definitely jump in anger when they hear this, which is shameless.

The scenery outside here is very beautiful, there are mountains and mountains all the way, there are not many others in Shizhou, there are many mountains, standing behind the tricycle and shaking can jump up, those who have sat on this kind of mountain road should know that this feeling is more refreshing than taking a sports car for a ride, even Su Qin couldn't help but roar with them, don't care if the singing is right or not, just follow the accompaniment.

In this way, the spirit was high all the way, and he yelled so much that he had no strength, and the bearded man found a place to stop, and a group of people got out of the car, shouting that they were going to eat hot pot, and picked up firewood, and when it was burning, it was found that no one remembered to bring the pot.

"Fatty, you don't even know how to bring a pot?"

Zhou Hao directly threw the pot to the fat man, looking at him with an angry face, but where was the fat man willing to do it, he threw it to his good brother Bearded at the critical moment, and the bearded man said with a wry smile, Forget it about eating cookies.

Just a little cold water, the taste is the same as chewing wax, how can you still eat dry and hard biscuits when you are used to it? Zhou Hao would rather eat spicy strips than eat this thing.

"It's a pity that I brought such a large piece of bacon."

"Wait, the takeout is here!"

Everyone thought that Zhou Hao was stupid, how could there be a takeaway at this time, but after a while, they were convinced, and they saw a living corpse coming over with a backpack, bulging, and Zhou Hao knew that there was a stock at a glance.

The three of them solved it, Zhou Hao pulled the zipper of the backpack, and poured out the contents in one go, good guy, a backpack full of luncheon meat compressed biscuits and mineral water.

"It's been sent, and I wonder if we opened the material hanging."

It seems that this unlucky brother is also ready to run away, but he doesn't know how to change his corpse, which happens to be cheaper than Zhou Hao.

"Ge Genliang, Fengkouba, Tongzi Township, Tieshan County, Shizhou City, XX Province, hey, are we almost there, he is from Tieshan County."

Su Qin picked up the ID card that fell out of the backpack and read out the identity information of the living corpse.

However, the bearded man poured a basin of cold water on her, "This is where is this, this Tongzi Township is on the edge of Tieshan Mountain, we have just entered Tieshan County, and there are at least forty kilometers away from Tieshan County, if it takes at least two hours in normal times, not to mention this little three-wheeler, it is estimated that it will arrive tomorrow." ”

Look at the time is almost four o'clock in the afternoon, it is estimated that you will have to find a place to rest after a while, mainly this mountain road, it is really nine curves and eighteen bends, and it is easy to have an accident at night.

After sorting out his things and continuing on the road, he found a place with a house and stopped, during which Su Qin was lukewarm to Zhou Hao, and he didn't know which tendon was wrong, Zhou Hao always felt that Su Qin was becoming more and more like Liu Tingting now.

Didn't delay the time, rested early, got up early the next day, didn't delay half a time, drove away directly, the sooner the better, otherwise there will be any special circumstances, and it will be delayed until the next day.

"Ride my beloved scooter and it will never get stuck in traffic."

This time Zhou Hao drove the car, but the back of the car didn't roar like yesterday, the main reason was that the fat man's mobile phone was out of battery, and there was no music and he couldn't make a fuss, and he drove for more than an hour, and finally got on the main road, and there were more cars on the road, but unfortunately the car was full of living corpses, trapped in it and banging on the windows one by one.

Not only are there many cars, but there are also many living corpses, for the sake of insurance, Zhou Hao is going around and around, trying not to hit the living corpses as much as possible, but some living corpses always want to jump on the car, and the fat man and others are also constantly on guard, Zhou Hao can only speed up, fortunately, their good luck broke out again, and not a single jumping corpse was encountered, otherwise he really couldn't be sure if the buzzing tricycle could run through the athletes among the living corpses.

"It seems that you can't rely on luck in the future, the luck of the second half of your life is running out, at least you have to change to a car with a roof, this car is still a little crazy to drive."

Zhou Hao secretly thought to himself that the car turned around and finally drove into the branch road to Tieshan County without danger.

"There's someone up ahead!"

Su Qin was surprised, but he didn't expect that after driving for a while, two cars were parked in front of him to block the road, and there was a man and a woman in front of one car, as if the tire had burst, and he was taking out a spare tire to replace it.

"Brother, the tire burst?"

Zhou Hao could only stop the car, and when the man turned around, he was also a young man in his early twenties, a little handsome, wearing a monochrome windbreaker, shaved his head, and an obvious scar near his temple.

"Brother, can you help me, my girlfriend can't help me."

The young man said with a smile, and the girlfriend next to him was very scared of life, wearing a floral skirt, with her hair bowed and her head down, and she didn't make a sound.

"Okay, I won't be able to get over if you stop here anyway."

Zhou Hao agreed with a smile, but he still touched the gun on his waist, and made a gesture behind him with his hand, so that the fat man and them paid attention, so coincidentally the two cars happened to stop together and blocked the road, and a fool could see that there was a problem.

"Big brother, you help me lift the jack, and I'll take the screws."

As she spoke, the girl handed the jack to Zhou Hao, and as soon as Zhou Hao took it, he felt a hard thing against his head, and reflexively raised his hand.

"Don't move!"

The man pointed a gun at the fat man and the others, "Get out of the car and squat with your head in your hands, otherwise you will be killed with one shot!" ”

The "girl" also raised her head, and also held a pistol, but Zhou Hao saw "her" clearly, where is this a woman, obviously she is a big man in women's clothes, and her beard has not been shaved, no wonder she has kept her head down, her face is full of pink and red lips, and Zhou Hao is disgusted.

"It's all said, get out of the car and squat with your head in your hands, you can't understand people, do you?"

A cruel look flashed on the man's face, which really felt like an outlaw, but the people in the car didn't move, and they didn't have the slightest sense of being pointed at a gun, and he even saw them in their eyes—they were actually holding back a smile? What the hell, are they all scared silly?

"Brother, can you not get too close to me, your stockings stink, it's really buried."

Zhou Hao really couldn't hold it back, this guy dressed as a woman was still very close to him, and there was a big smell on his body, just like a skunk on a horse, he was about to smell and vomit.

"Finally, get out of the car, or I'll actually shoot."

The man was furious, but the bearded man in the car couldn't help laughing, and then the fat man stopped resting up, as if he were mentally retarded.

"You-"

"Go here!"

Zhou Hao dragged his gun and pointed it at his head, "I hate others pointing a gun at my head the most, but someone has to do that!" I'll make a bet with you, how to bet? I bet that there are no bullets in your gun, the gun goes off, I die, the gun doesn't go off, and you lose me a piece of the ocean. ”

Zhou Hao finished saying this very forcefully, the difference between him and Yan Shuangying at this moment was that he didn't put on a leather coat, and the people in the car leaned forward and backward with laughter, and they couldn't do it when they saw it, only the man pulled the gun back in horror, and said with a frightened face:

"You're sick on a horse!"

The bearded man couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a laugh: "If your gun can go off, I'll give you a piece of the ocean, if it doesn't go off, you can bring me a basket, I haven't played for a long time, I also want to find the feeling of childhood." ”

Only then did he know that they had already been seen through, this pistol was originally a simulated toy pistol, and at a glance, the person they held hostage also had one on his waist, and they had been treated as a monkey just now.

"It turned out that the water washed the Dragon King Temple, but I didn't expect to meet my peers, so we will say goodbye, see you later!"

This person is like a dog's face, he will change when he says it, and he is ready to leave with the women's clothing boss, but where will he be so easy to forget about this matter? Zhou Hao took out the pistol in his waist and aimed it at his head just like the brother just now.

The man looked impatient, "Brother, you're boring, you're all picking up dust in a pit, who are you scaring here?" ”

As he spoke, he pushed Zhou Hao's gun aside with his hand.

"Bang!"

The gun went off, and the man's hand almost flew out, and fell directly to the ground, his back suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he still bumped into a ghost after walking at night for a long time.

"Big brother, I was wrong, don't kill me, I just want to grab something, and I don't have the slightest intention of being unfavorable to you!"

This man was also decisive, and immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowing vigorously and begging for mercy.

"Hurry up, fool!"

This man shouted at the big man in women's clothing, turned his head and continued: "Big brother, you can deal with me however you want, just ask you not to embarrass my younger brother, he is a fool, he doesn't understand anything, and he will definitely not come to seek revenge." ”