"I was photographed by a ghost, what else could it be, it was obviously a female ghost handprint!" Xiao Anzi said.

"Ah...... Ghosts, so our family has been haunted all these years? Gao Xiaopang shouted.

"When did my Aunt Huang go to your house, what did she say?" I asked.

"Last night, she said she couldn't see what it was, and then she asked me to look for you." Gao Xiaopang said.

"Hmm." I hummed and looked at Xiao Anzi, and then took the car to Gao Xiaopang's house.

"Aunt Huang, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you okay?" As soon as I entered the house, I was very close to Aunt Huang and greeted her.

"Hmm." Aunt Huang just hummed and motioned for me to look at the old lady on the kang.

The face is black and dry, the old folds are dry, the cheeks are collapsed, and the nasolabial folds on both sides are so deep that you can't almost see the mouth.

"Hey, my heart hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts to death, help me, help me, if you don't save me, I'll die......" The old lady pressed her hands to her heart, and she fell and shouted.

"Cao Dashen, take a look, that's it, it's not this pain, it hurts, it hurts, and when it hurts, you shout that you're going to die, what do you say?" Gao Xiaopang handed over a glass of water.

"Please, let's see which way you're coming from." Aunt Huang put the table and invited the hall.

"Good!"

As soon as I heard this, I quickly cleaned my hands and lit incense, and motioned for Xiao Anzi to start.

I was a little apprehensive in my heart, after all, the third master was not around, and he was a little unreliable.

"Bang Bang Bang!"

Xiao Anzi danced in a row and beat the drum of King Wen.

"Pressing the money." Aunt Huang was expressionless and shouted for money.

"O'O, good, good!"

Gao Xiaopang pulled out two large tickets and pressed the bottom of the fragrant rice bowl.

"Alas...... Today, the proprietor has a big event, that is to help the soldiers to invite the land, one to invite Hu to the second to invite Huang, three to invite the flying immortals, four to invite the python Chang, five please Qingfeng and the back of the king, there is something in the sky to fly the immortals, there is something on the ground Hu Huang to discuss, the underworld has something to do, invite the back king to help, the old immortal family down the mountain, down the mountain to bring the treasure three sects, bundle the immortal lock and bundle the immortal rope, the horse carries the soul bottle, the bundle immortal lock is tied up, the bundle immortal rope is thrown up, the head is pressed with the three-flavor fire, the shoulder blade blows out the two lights, the old immortal bundles people to be tied tightly, half yin and half yang can not be hit, the old immortal looks up, The red Luo treasure tent is in front of the hall, the feng shui land that Liu Bowen looks, the old dragon pond that Zhuge Liang points to, and the small bench made by Lu Ban, with the four corners tied in the middle, alas...... You carp sit upright, and I serve before and after the saddle, alas......"

As the incense money was pressed, Xiao Anzi moved to the gods and sang it.

"Alas...... Go forward, Kun Weidi is in the southwest, two little ghosts stand in the middle, the big lock of the hair chain is heavy, the ghost is about to go, life and death are in a thought, no one needs to say that I know, this person has committed the Hades Pass, to break this pass please the gods, cremation spirit rune mantra, a spirit rune to fight down, I split the ghost gate with an axe, stand on the cloud with both feet, pinch the mantra and chant the mantra, alas......"

And as Xiao Anzi finished singing, I sang on my side.

And while singing, he shook his head and kept hissing.

"Quick, this is our Hu hall master here, fry the rolls, fry the rolls in the wind!" When Xiao Anzi saw it, he shouted that Gao Xiaopang took the cigarette, pulled out a few and lit them for me.

"Old immortal family, do you have to report the eight-character name of the incense master's birthday?" As he lit a cigarette and stuffed it in my mouth, Xiao Anzi asked.

"Alas...... The wild geese fly north and the grass is green, the people have left the name of the goose and the voice, the helper invites the old fairy to open the golden mouth, say the hometown residence and name, get on the horse to have a specification ceremony, get off the horse also have a etiquette specification, or eat or drink, wine, rice, smoke and tea are ready, sigh hi ah...... "As Xiao Anzi asked, I snapped a few mouthfuls of fried rolls and sang.

"Okay, okay, I said that the incense master's family, what the old immortal requested, can it be done?" When Xiao Anzi heard this, he asked Gao Xiaopang.

"Ao Ao, good food and drink, you can do it, you can do it!" Gao Xiaopang nodded in agreement.

"That's good!"

Xiao Anzi beat the drum of King Wen again with a good voice, and began to sing "Alas...... The disciple invited the fairy child today, the patient is in the bed, a disease is a few months, always feel that there is something in the heart, the south to ask the doctor is not effective, the north with herbal medicine is not light, everything is in the helpless, only to invite the old fairy to the barracks, or to see, or to listen, or to diagnose the pulse to see the condition, yin and yang to find, eight characters knock, string through the seven knots and twelve meridians, the five internal organs and six organs to see it all over, trouble the old fairy to explain in detail......"

"Hurry up, report the eight-character name of the birthday to the old immortal." As he sang this, Xiao Anzi shouted Gao Xiaopang to report his name.

"Ao Ao, report to my mother, Li Qiuju, sixty-eight years old, the fourth day of the second lunar month." Gao Xiaopang said.

"It's not right, it's not right, it's not right, this name has no disease, the loess was buried in the neck, and where can the ghosts and ghosts worship the gods." As Gao Xiaopang reported the eight-character name of his mother's birthday, I shuddered.

"That'...... Report you. ”

When Xiao Anzi heard this, he shouted to report the high and chubby.

"I'm tall and chubby, forty-five years old, and my twentieth birthday in the first month." Gao Xiaopang heard the report.

I turned my head and glanced at him fiercely, closed my eyes and sang "Gaotang people and horses are a rouge soul, the stove pit is on fire and traps the ghost gate, there is a way to show the spirit frequently, but the world does not know the king, the wilderness is barren, the grave falls to rob the soul, the soul snatches the brother and the horse to death, the comeback is outside the gate, there is no Wen Die in the customs, the self-cultivation is a lifetime and the grass roots, if you want to ask what to do about it, you can only go back to the customs and walk again......"

"That's ......"

And as I finished singing, Aunt Huang chattered like this.

"What's going on, what's going on, this...... I don't understand, huh? Gao Xiaopang was speechless and muttered.

"It's very simple, that is, your grandfather's generation has a hall to worship, and after your grandfather dies, your family will burn the entire hall in the stove pit."

Xiao Anzi cooed a few sips of tea and said: "Then the whole hall of people suffered, and fell to the underworld, and this hall of the mouth of the soul itself is to break into the underworld, so she escaped very easily, and after escaping, she gave your family a stick one after another, that is, what you said your grandfather said that if he is not angry, he will be out of gas, and he will not be able to die, that is actually this rouge soul to wear a blindfold for you, reminding you to rescue the ascended people from the underworld." ”

"But it's useless to remind you, it's been a long time, and your family doesn't care anymore, there's no way to let the rouge soul fall into the wilderness, stay in an old grave, and wait for the opportunity."

"And in the midst of this, your grandfather hit the grave and was caught by the rouge, so I wondered if your grandfather was crazy, that is, he wanted to forcibly open his seven orifices when your grandfather was delirious, so that your grandfather could carry the incense."

"But how does this rouge soul know, just with the power of her little yin soul, how can she open up the seven orifices of the living and grind your grandfather to death at once, which is the so-called ghost."

"Then your whole family moved out in a panic, and the little rouge soul had no choice but to break into the Shanhaiguan, that is, from the customs to the outside of the customs, but with only her small identity, how could she get the customs clearance disc, so she could only choose to smuggle in, almost ruining all the roads, and then barely succeeded in smuggling, and then there will be a woman knocking on the door in the middle of the night, shouting coldly."

"Then what do you think, she has lost all her ways, and she has no clothes to wear, can she not be cold in winter, tall and fat, take pity on this loyal ghost of rouge, and she can be hurt by your ancestors and grandchildren for generations!"

"Whew...... Whoop ......"

And with Xiao Anzi's analysis, the tall and chubby suddenly knelt on the ground, grinning and crying.

I cried an earth-shattering cry and was extremely miserable!

"Okay, let's go, since we have taken over this matter, we will definitely be able to give you an explanation, understand!"

Listening to Gao Xiaopang's extremely sad cry, Xiao Anzi picked up the whip of the martial king and sang the god tune.

And Hu Yumei, the head of the branch hall, repeatedly confirmed that there was good food and drink, and then he went down from me in a madness.

"It's very troublesome, according to what Hu Yumei's branch master said just now, this matter still has to be dealt with." With Hu Yumei's withdrawal, Xiao Anzi said.

"Go, go, don't howl, go and prepare wine and food for the gods, why don't you agree." As Xiao Anzi said, Aunt Huang was very tired and kicked the tall and chubby.

"Go, there must be chickens and fish, and serve the great immortals well, so that I can do it for you." Xiao Anzi looked at it and shouted.

"Okay, really!"

And the tall little chubby instantly changed his face and rolled up from the ground, called out to his mother, and happily went to the next room to cook......