Chapter Seventy-Five: Making Dead Man's Money
"Eternal Life Bridge, make money!"
Listening to my question, the third master smiled and said: "Liu'er, this is seeing that our hall is getting stronger and stronger, and there are many fairies, is it that this cost is already a little stretched, so ah, I will take my little money fan to make money today!" ”
"Uh...... Go to the Eternal Life Bridge to make money? "I don't understand.
"Hahaha...... You'll know when you get there. The third master laughed.
In this way, the car galloped all the way, and at noon, it came to the eternal life bridge hundreds of miles away.
A bridge under construction, located in the suburbs of Ningyuan County, across a small dirt mountain, there are few surrounding households, about 500 meters away from the east side of the bridge, there is a gas station.
"Liu'er, you see, this bridge has been suspended here for three years, and when we reach the halfway point in front of the mountainside, we can't drive the bridge piles again, and the other Tianque stone we are looking for is there." As he got out of the car and walked along the bridge, the third master pointed to the dirt mountain road.
"Eh, didn't you say that the Tianque Stone had been taken out?" When I heard this, I looked back at Xiao Anzi.
Xiao Anzi told me, saying that when the third master was tied up by Chunhong's father and the old tree demon, the Yuan Shen had already been taken out by someone on this day.
"No, no, no, how is it possible, there is an oolong pressed on the Tianque Stone here, and who can take it out, Liu'er, this is also my biggest headache, there was Chunhong, everything is okay to say, but now ......" The third master shook his head again and again, saying that there was an oolong pressed on the Tianque Stone that day.
"Oolong...... What is Oolong? "I asked.
"The dragon of black water is a divine beast underground, born in a mire, without eating, drinking, or moving, and the overall appearance is a big mouth, and the rest are not." Listening to my question, the third master said.
"Ah...... What do we have to do, that is, if we want to get that Tianque Stone, we must first deal with that oolong? "I asked.
"Hmm."
The third master replied and strode forward.
"Take a look, it's started, it's already started!" As he walked forward, Huang Yingtong pointed to the broken bridge pillars in front of him and shouted.
About a dozen people gathered under the bridge, and a demarcation line was drawn with ropes.
In the open space in front of the dozen people, there is a yellow preaching altar, in front of the altar wearing a yellow yin and yang fish robe, a Taoist priest, stepping on the spirit of the void, holding a peachwood sword.
"Oh, the two scenes are entangled in the air, the vermilion is scattered, the qi is void and evil, the corpse is filthy and sinking, and the soul is refined, and the god is in shape, so that I will not die, live forever, be smart and see, and be ...... long Henry."
With the step of the stepping spirit and wielding the peachwood sword, the Taoist priest recited the incantation loudly, reached out and picked up the wine glass on the altar, drank a big sip at the same time, and ran to the two candles lit on the altar, spraying over.
Two lines of fire burst out at once, and the Taoist priest quickly picked up three paper talismans and burned them.
"Hurry up, pick up the son, the son of the Kong family has been invited back by me, go and greet him!" With this spitting again, the fire and burning the paper talisman, the Taoist priest trembled and shouted.
"Hurry up, carry over, carry over!"
Listening to the Taoist priest's shouting, a man in the crowd commanded, and more than a dozen people around him quickly ran behind a bridge pier and carried out a large red coffin.
It is a very thick drum coffin, and there are a few paper symbols on the head of the flying coffin, which are carried to the front of the altar and placed horizontally on the ground.
When the Taoist saw it, he jumped over with a few arrows, pinched with two fingers, and pointed the peachwood sword in his hand directly at the coffin, and kept wandering under his feet, circling around the coffin.
"The sky is clear and the earth is clear, listen to my orders, the corpse turns, quickly manifests, and ......" And with this turn, the Taoist couldn't stop chattering.
"Bang la la la la la
And as the Taoist turned around and chanted the incantation, but when he heard the sound of falling and fell, the heavy coffin lid was completely lifted to the ground, and a corpse stood trembling from inside.
It was a suit and leather tie, and he walked out of the coffin directly, and swayed to everyone step by step.
"Oh my god, this is ...... My son, the lock, the lock, my lock, dad can see you! ”
And as the dead man in the suit and leather shoes came out of the coffin, the man with the head of the board shouted in surprise.
But there was infinite panic in the surprise, and he was nailed there, and the expression on his face was uncertain, and he couldn't say how entangled he was.
"Liu'er, go over and shoot him down!"
The third master, who had been watching coldly, handed me a piece of paper.
"Slap your forehead?" I took the note and asked.
"Feel free, you can shoot anything." The third master responded.
"Hmm."
As soon as I agreed, I slapped the paper talisman in my hand on the dead man's chest.
It's weird, it can walk normally and swaying, and it's a bit like a living person.
And the oil paint on his face is very heavy, and he is painted with heavy makeup.
To say that I am not afraid at all, it is false, but after all, I have experienced a lot of formations, and there is the third master present, so I am naturally very courageous.
"You, you...... Do? ”
And with the rune in my hand, the Taoist priest shouted.
"Plop!"
The dead man lay down on the ground, and then there was a wisp of black smoke from his chest, and he rolled on the ground several times as if he had suffered a great pain, and did not move.
"Forehead, why is this face still running up the back of the head?"
I looked down and pulled down the heavily colored face, which turned out to be a human face mask.
"You...... You guys...... Dare to break my Taoism, you must give me an explanation today, draw out the Taoism, let's compare and compare? "The Taoist morale was so angry that he stepped forward and snatched the mask from my hand.
"Smack!"
The third master flew up very quickly, and at the same time, he snatched the peach wood sword in his hand, and turned around the top of the Taoist priest's head countless times, and finally inserted the peach wood sword into the Taoist priest's back backpack, and looked at the Taoist priest who was still spinning in a circle, and smiled.
"You, you...... You wait for me! ”
The Taoist priest shook his body a few times, put down a cruel word, and ran away.
"You...... You ......"
And the man with the head of the board came up very hesitantly.
"Burn this corpse and the coffin, this is not your son, your dead son is here!" The third master looked at the inch-headed man with an arrogant expression, and took out a big yellow, orange and orange chain from his pocket.
There is also a good jade Guanyin statue hanging at one end of the big chain, which is worth a lot of money at a glance.
"Oh, isn't this my son's, my son's necklace, why is it here for you, you, you...... Did you find my son's body? When the man saw it, his eyes immediately jumped up.
"150,000, on the party, is the deal made?"
Looking at the man with the head of the board who was very excited and jumped up, the third master withdrew the gold chain in his hand and said.
"This, this, this...... But just now, Cheng Dao asked for 100,000 talents! The man with the head of the board rolled his eyes and shouted.
"Then he invited your son back, Kong Da Fatty, glaring at your blind and rusty eyes of old money, take a closer look, is this your son?" When the third master heard this, he kicked the corpse that didn't move.
"Ah...... No, no, no, I don't know. The man looked at the immovable corpse and shook his head and said he didn't know.
"150,000, in a word, success or not!" The third master shouted loudly.
"Chengcheng, go up to fight the Fang people, I'll go and get the money, take the money!" The fat man said in a loud voice, and turned around and ordered his subordinates to go to his house to withdraw money.
"Fifteen...... Ten thousand! "And I, completely stunned.
"Well, let's go, Liu'er, let's find a warm place to drink tea." As I was startled, the third master pulled me towards the gas station.
"Fifteen...... Wan ...... "I still muttered.
This is too much, in my Cao Hongliu's cognition, this 150,000 is simply astronomical.
"Hahaha...... My little money fan, how about it, the third master, I don't make a move, as soon as I make a move, it's not that I slander him, I want his family to have a lot of money, the only son is indeed buried in the wilderness, and he can't even find the bones, 150,000 to buy a descendant to be safe, not much, not much! Listening to my continuous muttering, the third master laughed and looked at me with a very playful look.
"What's the matter, are we here today just to find him a dead man's son?" When I heard this, I came back to my senses and asked.
"No, make money, make money, pure to make money!"
When the third master heard this, he sighed very softly and said: "Hey, what others think of me, it is my cause and effect, how I look at others, it is my practice, Liu'er, everything has its meaning, who and what realm has its boundary, the cycle of cause and effect in the underworld, the city of twilight is subverted in an instant, that is, the so-called karma, my Hu Sanye earns money from the dead, it is also reasonable, it can also be said to be outside the reason, entangled in the world, and where can I leave a money word!" ”
"Huh?"
I looked at him, I didn't understand......