"Damn, I'll just say that there is absolutely nothing good, I felt it in the front!" Zhao Qiankun followed me on the playground of a school. I slapped him on the back of the head: "Fuck off!" Can you not speak now, once you speak, the spell will easily fail, and then the two of us will be arrested as thieves! ”

Zhao Qiankun and I climbed over the wall and entered the school with a charm on each other, although there should be no one in the school at night, and this time is the time for summer vacation, but there will be one or two janitors. So Zhao Qiankun and I can only find a way to hide people's eyes and ears, otherwise it will be difficult to come in.

But there are many ways to make people not see you, such as all kinds of disguises. However, the two of us are just two ordinary people, and it is really difficult to do this, so we can only think of a way from the Dao technique. Stealth is actually not very difficult for us, and there is a kind of invisibility charm on the outside of the square.

But this thing is definitely not as mysterious as it sounds, and it feels like you can walk past in front of other people's eyes without being noticed after sticking it. That's not the case at all, he just uses some of the blind spots of human beings, plus a little bit of Qimen Dunjia, with the help of the cover of the surrounding scenery, to achieve stealth to a certain extent.

The effect of this spell is at most in the dark, when it is far away, it will not be seen, but as long as someone takes a flashlight and shines it on the body, it will be exposed in an instant. And the conditions for using this thing are very harsh, such as not being able to speak is one of them.

When I dragged Zhao Qiankun to the school, fortunately I was not seen, otherwise I would have broken into the school at night, and it would not be a thief. Zhao Qiankun and I tiptoed to the front of the teaching building that Gu Yan said, and it was really a little crazy to look at the dark teaching building in the middle of the night.

This may be the first time I have come to school since I dropped out, and I still feel a little different in my heart anyway, but this is not the time to sigh. "Have you brought your stuff?" I looked at Zhao Qiankun next to me and asked. Zhao Qiankun was carrying a huge bag and looked at me with disdain: "I was carrying such a big bag, you said I didn't bring anything!" ”

"Since you have brought it, hurry up! Get it done early and go back to bed early, I'm almost past the fucking time in the U.S. now! "After finishing speaking, I helped Zhao Qiankun put the backpack on the ground, and then used a flashlight to shine inside." No way! You kid doesn't even know how to leave some seams! The chickens are suffocating you! ”

I pulled out a that had Darla's head out of my bag and fiddled with it in distress. "Senior brother, let's be reasonable, okay! You said that I was asked to tie the chicken's mouth, and you said that you were afraid that it would call in advance and affect our work, and now you say that I won't leave him a little seam! You've blocked the place where people breathe, so it's not easy for me to put an oxygen tube in my bag! ”

Zhao Qiankun actually said for a while, I was a little speechless, so I simply ignored him and quickly took off the rope that tied the chicken's mouth. The rooster fluttered twice on the ground. I said to Zhao Qiankun with an unlit cigarette in my mouth: "Let's rest for a while and let the chickens slow down." Zhao Qiankun squatted on the ground and looked at the chicken, and asked me puzzled: "Senior brother, what are you going to do?" Why do you still use chickens? ”

I looked at Zhao Qiankun proudly: "You don't know this!" You, an orthodox Maoshan disciple, don't know these folk methods! Come, let your senior brother and I give you a long insight! I said, pointing to the rooster on the ground. The chicken itself is to ward off evil spirits, and chicken blood is something that is often used when drawing talismans, you know that.

This is because chicken blood is the heaviest existence of yang energy in addition to human blood, so many people use chicken blood when drawing talismans, but everything in the world is mutually reinforcing, and the truth that things must be reversed is also available here. The most yang chicken blood corresponds to the corn of the yin.

I'm not talking about that corn on Nima's feet! Grass your uncle! Don't look at your feet! "I directly hugged Zhao Qiankun and smashed him twice on the head." When the rooster is alive, its eyes can see the ghost at night, so if we want to find the ghost directly, it is best to use this rooster to lead the way! ”

As I spoke, I tied a red rope to the rooster's leg, and then put the rooster into the teaching building, and after pushing open the door of the teaching building, a very cold breath came to my face, and the rooster stood motionless in the hall, as if feeling something.

"Senior brother, then, why do we use chickens? Directly open the yin and yang eyes, and go in to find it, isn't it over? Why are you working so hard? After Zhao Qiankun finished speaking, I suddenly thought of such a question, it seems that this is really the case, open your eyes and go in and find it directly.

"It seems to be like this, but there is a problem in this that you didn't expect, this ghost is proficient in illusion, and our eyes are easy to be confused by people, but chickens are different, this thing can see the essence of fantasy clearly, so let's follow the chicken." Zhao Qiankun nodded and didn't say anything more.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, damn it's so dangerous! Thankfully, I'm back! Actually, I didn't think of opening my eyes to find it at all, but just now after Zhao Qiankun said this, I suddenly thought of such a question, chickens still have such a role in breaking illusions.

"Senior brother, why don't your chickens move? Didn't you eat? Why don't I get two bugs for it? "Can you please shut up! If you don't speak, no one will take you for a dumb baha! Just show me honestly. "As soon as I finished scolding Zhao Qiankun, the chicken on my side moved!

The rooster has a red line tied to his leg and runs quickly towards the second floor! I grabbed the red line and shouted at Zhao Qiankun: "Put on your back, keep up!" Then he quickly followed. Zhao Qiankun followed me with his bag, and the two of us quickly went up to the second floor by the light of the flashlight.

The rooster stood stunned at the top of the stairs on the second floor, motionless, just standing straight at the door of a classroom. I took a flashlight on the classroom and found that it was sealed, not only the doors were locked, but even the windows were covered with wooden planks.

"Senior brother, this place should be the place, right?" Zhao Qiankun caught up with me out of breath, and then looked at me and said. I nodded: "Get something out!" Zhao Qiankun hummed for a moment, and then quickly took out a bunch of charms and an ink fountain from his backpack. and a bottle of mineral water.

The mineral water bottle was filled with a black viscous liquid, which Zhao Qiankun and I mixed out with a lot of messy movements. I don't dare to say anything else, the smell is absolutely first-class. After I opened the bottle, I poured a little liquid into the ink fountain, and then handed the ink fountain to Zhao Qiankun.

"I'm going to open the door, and when you get in, you get the outside of the room and the door on the line, and we'll talk to this ghost in a moment." Zhao Qiankun nodded, and stood behind me with an ink fountain and waited. I looked at the lock on the door, and pulled a thin wire out of my pocket. Although there are also talismans about unlocking locks in the talisman, for people like me who have not learned since childhood, this simplest lock is not as fast as using a talisman.

After bending the wire, I inserted it directly into the keyhole, and after stabbing it twice, I just listened to the chirp! The lock opened. I laughed, then removed the lock from the knocker and slowly pushed the door open.

It was pitch black inside the door, and I took a flashlight to shine inside, and inside was an empty classroom, with a lot of desks, chairs, and benches, but these things were covered with dust, and at first glance it seemed more appropriate to say that this was a warehouse. There was no one in the classroom, and there were no ghosts, but when I looked back at a chicken standing in the doorway, I decided to go in and have a look.

So I walked in with my feet raised, and Zhao Qiankun quickly withdrew a thread from the ink fountain after I entered, and then bounced on the door. And when I walked into this classroom, I felt a chill in my back! I unconsciously touched my back, then looked ahead. The classroom, which was still pitch black, suddenly became much brighter! Suddenly, a back appeared on the podium!

"What is an odd function and what is an even function?" A cold voice suddenly rang in my ears! The back on the podium slowly turned around! I'm a mud horse! You're really a fucking math teacher, aren't you? Also odd and even functions? I've been kicked out of class by teachers since junior high school! Now you ask me this! How do I know!

But looking at the way this thing looks in front of me, if I can't answer, she's ready to do it directly! If this thing is according to what the old principal said, it should be the son and mother of the serial evil. At this distance, if she does it directly, I don't think I can run, and even if it's Zhao Qiankun, I don't think I will have time to come in and save me.

So I've decided to try to answer it first! But the problem is that I don't even know! Will something really happen if this thing is answered wrong? Thinking of this, I had an idea! "Teacher, I don't know much about this question, but can the teacher tell me about it! It's not a shame to ask! Teachers are supposed to solve students' doubts, right? ”