Chapter 3 The Janitre

After calming down, I carefully recalled the little thing I learned, in fact, there is nothing remarkable about ghosts hitting the wall, to put it bluntly, it is just a joke played by a spirit to you.

Here is a layman's explanation. As we all know, people actually rely on their senses to determine the direction when walking, normal people use their eyes, only those who can see can accurately judge the direction, and blind people don't have to use a stick.

As for ghost hitting the wall, it means that the spirit uses its own magnetic field to affect your brain waves, making you feel like you are walking in a straight line, when in fact it is just spinning in place.

That is, our eyes deceive themselves.

Moreover, it's useless for you to close your eyes and walk when you encounter this kind of thing.

I remember someone doing an experiment where they got a bunch of pilots on an empty playground, blindfolded them, and made them walk in a straight line, and they all came in circles.

What pilots can't do, we normal people still don't try, it's not good to close our eyes and fall into the ditch.

So I used one of the simplest and most common things that ordinary people can do, and that is peeing!

That's right, it's taking off your pants and peeing. Although this method is a bit burying, it still works. Human urine can boost one's yang energy, which is very useful for removing the surrounding yin energy.

I just unbuttoned my belt and started peeing.

I don't know if you feel this way, but the more nervous you are, the more you can't pee. I was like this at the time, constantly hypnotizing myself in my mind, pee, pee, imagine that I am a stream of water, come out of my little universe!

"Bang la la" buddy finally peeed out, oh my God, this should be okay!

I in the direction of my house, drew a cross on the ground, and then closed my eyes and turned right 90 degrees to step out, and when I opened my eyes again!

I grass!

I'm out! But the uncle in the guard room next to me stared at me like this in front of me, and he saw everything I did just now!

When it's over, will he treat me like a psychopath?

I'm looking at Uncle very embarrassed right now.

"Uncle, did you see that?"

"Well, I see, such a big person still urinates everywhere! Also, can you put your pants on? ”

I blushed, I was so nervous just now, I forgot to lift my pants after peeing, this time it's a big shame!

I was ashamed of it, and I pushed the cart and ran away. I thought I would see it when my uncle saw it, anyway, it's not a big deal just to pee, but I didn't expect it, because of this incident, I ushered in the first business in my life.

And the person I helped was the granddaughter of the janitor. This incident indirectly changed my life.

It's been two days since the ghost hit the wall.,It's a weekend.,I'm lying at home and bored looking at the book "Golden Vase Plum.,Whether you can understand it or not.,Anyway, it's good to look at it.。

The old god stick was not at home, so I secretly opened the door and prepared to go out for a cigarette.

I sneaked downstairs, and now I lit a cigarette downstairs, leaning against the wall and spitting out the fog, I'm cool here, and the uncle from the security room at the door is here.

I thought to myself, this uncle won't come over to educate me again, I'll go, I have the heart to throw a cigarette butt and run upstairs, but look at the cigarette I worked so hard to hide, forget it, I don't pee anyway.

How can you drip me!

Uncle came over and looked me up and down, I could see that he was looking for me something, how to say this is a feeling, people who learn the Tao will slowly become stronger in the sixth sense, so as to communicate with the aura to draw talismans. At that time, I didn't understand these things, but I vaguely felt that my uncle was looking for me.

Uncle looked at me for a long time, and I was a little hairy by his staring,

He said, "Uncle, are you looking for something with me?" How can you help? ”

"Well, young man, do you know something special?"

The uncle said in a hurry, his face full of tangles.

"Uncle, what do you mean?"

I asked a little confused, I know something special, he shouldn't ask me how to pee farther away, right?

As for the special ones, I seem to be able to order the Dao Technique.

The uncle's prophecy stopped again: "I see what you did on Halloween, it seems that you know some local methods?" ”

Well, well, I'm a local method, but I'm also a descendant of the Li style.

It seems that this uncle has encountered something, if you don't try to help, forget it.

Thinking of this, I said to my uncle, "Uncle, I do know a little thing, what happened to you?" Tell me and see if I can help you. ”

Uncle looked at me, and I didn't know whether to say it or not, after all, I was just a teenage junior high school student, and people said that "I can't do things well without hair on my mouth,"

You are a fortune teller on the street, don't you have to be an old man and an old lady, if it is a child to tell fortunes, I guess no one will believe it!

I think this uncle is also sick and went to the doctor. As soon as the uncle hated, he told me the cause and effect of the incident.

"It's my granddaughter who got into trouble......"