The Pure Land of the World is a dragon for funeral. ”

Tang Xian'er pointed to a plastic plaque and read out the words on it, "That's what the brother said just now, ruthless, opening a funeral company in the last days, this boss is definitely not simple!" Let's go meet this boss! ”

"Hello sir, I'm here to consult business, take the liberty to ask, which of your relatives has passed away?"

As soon as the four people entered the door, a beautiful staff came over to receive, "That's the case, our Pure Land Funeral Service Company in the world is to take a one-stop service mode of funeral, implement a procedure, a payment system, and establish a complete service chain of "contact-transportation-storage-wake-keep-mourning-cremation-burial-sacrificial sweeping" in accordance with the service process, so that you don't spend a penny of unjust money, our company takes "embodying human care" as the core concept, and "the most beautiful send-off of life" as a noble mission......

"Don't talk about it so much, you can introduce the price of your package here!"

Tang Xian'er interrupted impatiently, the main reason was because the staff leaned down when they started to introduce, but when they said that, they stood up and pointed to the propaganda slogan on the wall, so that he couldn't see the huge chest wrapped in the shirt.

"Yes sir."

The staff smiled sweetly, knowing that this product was very interested in her chest, so she leaned down again, handed Tang Xian'er a booklet, rubbed his arm with his chest and said:

"Sir, look, the packages of our Pure Land Funeral Service Company are divided into four stalls, the service content is different, and the price is naturally a little different, which are the simple spectrum package suitable for family farewell, the warm package suitable for 10 to 20 people to say goodbye, the distinguished package suitable for 20 to 50 people to participate in and the large-scale farewell ceremony suitable for more than 50 people - the ultimate package! There is such a farewell ceremony in this life, to be honest, when my father left, I bought him a distinguished package, not to do anything, to be a child, this is the last chance to do filial piety......"

"How much is it, it's all over the place, you ignored the key points for me, but your package here is really big and round......"

The donkey's lips were not on the horse's mouth, Tang Xian'er's eyes were straight, and the staff were not stingy, wantonly exposing the touch of snow white, the weather seemed to be a little stuffy, she directly unbuttoned a button, and her plump skin seemed to jump out.

"The price of these four packages, from low to high, is 480, 880, 1380, 1980, if there are special requirements, we will try our best to meet, in addition to the most popular one recently, if necessary, you must calculate the money."

", it's so expensive, I can't afford to die on a horse?"

He Jumao was surprised, the money used here is officially released, and it is much more valuable than the previous RMB, 480 is equivalent to a month's salary of ordinary people, no wonder this staff is so attentive to them, and they are serving tea and water, and they do not hesitate to tempt them, it is estimated that a single sale can take a lot of commissions into their own pockets.

"It's not expensive, a few big brothers, don't people die once when they live, even if your relatives are below, don't they have a light on their faces."

"Actually, we didn't come here to buy a package, but we have a business to talk to your boss about......"

After Tang Xian'er finished saying this sentence on the ground, he was about to take a sip of tea to "press the essence", but the teacup was snatched away by the staff and sneered:

"You guys are just a few dirt buns with no money, so what do you have to learn

Why are the rich people coming here? The powder on my face alone is worth a day's wages, Made, I have wasted so much time in vain! "Seven or eight Chinese first published www.7* m.7*

"It's not Miss, we really have something to do with your boss......"

Zhou Hao was about to explain, but the staff had already turned his face, and scolded while buttoning the buttons:

"Miss? Who is the young lady who steps on the horse? Your whole family is a young lady! I've seen a lot of people like you, security, come over and get these stinky rascals out of here, this shitty bastard touches my ass! ”

"Damn, it's okay to come here by yourself!"

Tang Xian'er was completely stunned, she did touch her buttocks, but it was really what this staff member wanted, as soon as she finished shouting, two men in security uniforms walked in, and said fiercely:

"Touching our manager's ass? Don't be afraid, manager, I'll report to the official immediately and let these rabbits all go into the chicken shed. ”

“……”

After a short silence, who knew that Zhou Hao and the others didn't even run one by one, just looked at them blankly, the two of them were also in trouble, why are these four dogs so unpopular, look at the four on the opposite side of this posture, the two of them can't beat it, so they have to look at the staff with a cute face, there is a phone here, just on the desk.

"Okay, you don't cry when you don't see the coffin!"

The staff walked over and pressed their hands on the phone, and said angrily: "This matter is not over, our boss has something to do with the police station!" Either it's private, or I'll just arrest you all! ”

"Wait a minute, big sister!"

Zhou Hao hurriedly stopped her, since the young lady can't shout, it should be okay to call the eldest sister, the woman turned around and sneered: "What's the matter, I want to be private, it's easy to say privately, it's enough to take a hundred yuan, I'm not the kind of person who sits on the ground and starts the price!" Knowing that you are poor ghosts, then pay in installments, until after the repayment, I will delete the surveillance video here! ”

"You still have surveillance here?"

Tang Xian'er looked at her with a smile, took out a gun from below, and the other three did the same, and after taking them out, they all smiled and said, "Is it okay to use this thing privately?" ”

Who knew that the woman was just stunned, and then smiled back: "Okay, these pistols are barely compensation, a few dirt buns, and you still want to scare me with this thing?" Sister doesn't eat your set, if you really have a kind, you will shoot me with a gun, and see if the police on our Guangzhou Road are fast! ”

“﹏”

Several people stared at each other, this was the first time that they didn't scare people with guns, Zhou Hao hurriedly said with a smile:

"A gun is okay, we just came in, and we haven't exchanged money yet, a gun should be worth hundreds of dollars, right?"

Seeing that Zhou Hao was cowardly, the woman became more and more aggressive, and said greedily: "Are you deaf, what I just said is not clear enough, four pistols, either report to the official, or you will collapse me, a few coercions, don't have the courage to pretend to be an underworld?" ”

"You're really going to have a good face."

Zhou Hao squinted slightly, there were three points of coldness, three points of disdain, three points of annoyance, and a point of arrogance between the eyebrows.

"What's the matter? It's not cool! Oh, I know, you must be a group of wanted criminals, no, the wanted criminals are not as cowardly as you, you specified that you did something illegal, so you didn't dare to let us report the crime, I want to see, after the police come

, do you still look like this? ”

The woman was about to make a phone call, but Zhou Hao went with him at the moment, at first just to not reveal his identity, and entered the police station, a few of them must be known by the military of Grammu, and if they want to do something secretly at that time, it will not be so easy to do, but this woman is too pedaling on the nose and face, and it is easy to get a heart attack if she endures it.

"How... Stopped talking? ”

The woman suddenly regretted it, she had expected that she would accept the gun, and if the "condition" was good, it would be easy to change it for hundreds or thousands of yuan.

At this moment, several men in police uniforms walked in and pointed at the store: "This is it, the Pure Land of the World is a dragon, a good Pure Land of the World!" ”

"Sister, the speed of the police here is really fast, the phone came before it was called, this is an unpredictable prophet!"

At a glance, he knew that the policeman was not coming at them, and Zhou Hao hurriedly took this opportunity to mock the woman.

"I received a report from the masses that you are suspected of fraud here, the funeral service is shoddy, the things burned are all fake, and the fees charged are several times higher than the market price, this is a search warrant! Please cooperate with us in enforcing the law. ”

An old policeman with a search warrant in his hand almost stuck to the bodyguard's face, and several policemen rushed in from behind.

"This officer is mistaken, our boss has taken care of everything up and down, you can't be a newcomer, right?"

The woman said to the police officer a few times, if you don't say this kind of thing, the big guy is clear in his heart, but if you say it in front of the public, you will be stupid, and sure enough, the police officer followed and said with a blue face:

"I'll talk about this later, now you are suspected of bribery to the people's police in addition to fraud and extortion!"

Some account books and funeral supplies were piled up in the back, but after a while, a man running in sweaty and said:

"Officer, I am the manager here, you can rest assured, we have never done anything illegal here, on behalf of our company, I will resolutely cooperate with the law enforcement of the police comrades!"

The manager came over, it seemed that the woman was an ordinary salesman, and the police officer nodded: "It's a talker, we received a report from the masses, and came to your company to investigate and collect evidence, rest assured, we won't wronged any good person, as for this lady... She said that your company used to deal with people up and down......"

"Smear, pure smear!"

"This staff member has been here for less than a month, and I suspect that he was sent by a competitor to deliberately discredit our company......"

"Manager I ......"

"What are you, what qualifications do you have to stand here for a scum like you, tell the finance, get out of after taking your monthly salary!"

The woman suddenly felt that the sky was falling apart, but Zhou Hao and the others on the side were quite leisurely knocking melon seeds, looking at her gloatingly, she immediately pointed all the fingers at this group of people, and said to the police officer resentfully:

"Comrade policeman! I reported that these people had just tried to rape me, and our two security guards here can prove it, and they still have guns in their hands, if I guess correctly, they must be wanted criminals at large! ”

"Sister, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, we are all good citizens who abide by the law, why did we suddenly become wanted criminals?"

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