Sometimes when you walk in the summer, you may catch a glimpse of a fly-like insect that is almost trampled by you, and if you look closely, it turns out to be an ant queen.

If there is one here, it means that there should be thousands of them nearby.

Ants wriggled on the ground, almost all of them smashed by the soles of human shoes, or crashed into the windshield of the car.

They are exhausted and unable to steer their course, and how many of them have been swept away by the windshield wipers on the summer highways?

Just when he didn't have to run and think nonsense, a brown ant ran over, waved its tentacles and said, "Report to the cecum Shaozuo, the casualties of our army have been calculated." ”

"What?" I didn't have to run and vibrated my tentacles and asked, "What did you say?" I didn't figure it out. ”

It thought, "What kind of ant is this?" actually acted like an army, and gave me a small official - Shaozuo.

even said a devil's word in a southern and northern tone. It really confuses me!

The ant saw that it didn't have to run away in a daze, and thought that it had been stupid by the thunder of heavenly fire just now, so it hurriedly waved its tentacles and said:

"Report to the cecum Shaozuo, my local blue army is working in the battle with the Red Ant Army, and it has begun to go greatly.

However, suddenly it rained heavily, and the enemy and our armies were fighting and fighting to come to the top of the mountain, which was a big pine tree to shelter from the rain.

Our local Japanese blue army came quickly and a lot, and grabbed a lot of territory at once.

Unexpectedly, just now, the big fire and thunder caused a lot of losses between the enemy and our army, the Red Ant Army died and died 9,000 soldiers, and our Blue Army had more than 18,000 soldiers on the jade ground.

God bless you for not being there at the time, you are still some distance away, and you were just working in a daze from the thunder. ”

I didn't have to run here to understand something a little:

Dare to feel that he is a young man who belongs to this Japanese blue army, this Japanese blue army is really enough to nest money, the loss of this battle is twice as much as the enemy army, and the Japanese blue army is really a veritable 'nest army'.

But isn't my own name even more sloppy, and what is it called 'Cecum Shaozuo'?

I have to ask it, what does that mean? Do you still have to use the words of this non-local devil? Try it first.

Thinking of this, he waved his tentacles and asked in a strange tone, "What is the name of the place where you work?" ”

The ant shook its belly and shook its tentacles and said, "I'm going to work as a lieutenant." Cecum Shaozuo, are you confused? Don't remember what you have? ”

"It's the ground." I didn't have to run and waved my tentacles and pretended to be stupid, "I was stunned by the heavenly fire and thunder, and I woke up and worked without knowing anything." ”

"Then I'm going to report to Nakasa," said Lieutenant **, vibrating his tentacles, "and have him work for you?" ”

"Don't go to the ground." The cecum Shaozo (who didn't have to run) waved his tentacles and said, "Go to the most educated officials of our army and come and work." ”

The lieutenant vibrated his tentacles and said, "Then I'm going to call the medic to work on the ground?" ”

Cecal Shaozo happily waved his tentacles and said, "Yo Xi! You work fast. ”

"Hey!" The lieutenant snapped and saluted, turned and ran away.

After a while, a brown ant that looked a little old and looked a little old followed the ** lieutenant's ass and came up and down.

It seems that this old ant is the professor who is wet with urine and crying at the military doctor.

Cecal Shaozo first saluted Professor Wet Crying, then waved his tentacles and said, "Respectfully Wet Crying Professor, hello!" The fire and thunder just now shook my memory and worked on the ground. I want to ask you a lot of questions! ”

The wet professor looked at him with a smile and vibrated his tentacles and said, "Young man, you have a problem, you can ask me what I do." Speak up! ”

The cecum Shaozo (who didn't have to run) waved his tentacles and asked, "Where is the commander of our army working in this battle?" ”

The wet crying professor waved his tentacles and said, "The commander of our army's ground this battle is working with a small leg. ”

The cecal Shaozuo vibrated his tentacles and asked, "Then where is the commander-in-chief of our army working in this battle?" ”

The wet and crying professor waved his tentacles again and said, "The commander-in-chief of this battle is working on the thighs. ”

The cecum Shaozo vibrated the tentacles and asked again: "So, where does our head of state work?" ”

When the wet crying professor heard this, he waved his tentacles and said angrily: "Eight gaya! You don't even know about our big stomach? Your brain is greatly broken, and your earth is broken. ”

The cecum Shaozuo hurriedly vibrated the tentacles and apologized: "I'm sorry to work!" My brain was confused by a great earthquake. I have another question, why do we work in the name of human organs? ”

The professor waved his tentacles with adoration and said:

"Human beings work for us as gods.

At present, human beings are already working on other planets, and the life span of human beings and land has reached more than 1,000 years, and human civilization is too advanced.

Therefore, it is an honor for us to work in infinite reverence for human beings, and to name our land after human organs.

However, except for the monarch and the king, we can only take the lower body organs of human beings or the names related to them, so as to show that we have infinite worship for human beings.

Do you understand? ”

The ** lieutenant next to him also smiled proudly, and it seemed to be very proud and proud of his name.

The cecum Shaozuo suddenly realized that he vibrated the tentacles and said, "I understand that there is a place." What do we like about human feces and urine? ”

The wet crying professor waved his tentacles and said, "That's nature." Human is occupied by robbers and shells, and we are very angry but it is difficult to get it. When we finally arrived at the scene of a very small number of human in the wild, we found that the human had been quietly pushed away by the shell robbers. And human urine is also a great immortal water tonic, and we can't see or grab the ground to work! ”