Chapter 285: Germ Police
In other words, after Fei Fei Fei dispatched 4,000 "police" patrols, the social order was greatly improved everywhere he went, and the "shameless" and "smug" elements of those habitual criminals who sneaked and pickpocketed were also restrained to a great extent.
After all, these "police" patrols of thousands of bacteria cannot afford to be provoked by these dozens or hundreds of "crooked melons and cracked dates" bacteria.
However, there is no such thing as an absolute in this world, and this truth also applies in the microcosm.
And so it happened unexpectedly.
On this morning, a "police" patrol was patrolling the bustling streets of the trade in goods, inhabited by many microorganisms, swaggering, as usual, looking from side to side as they went, as if they were not patrolling, but touristing......
Suddenly, there was a "riot" ahead, first all kinds of noisy sounds kept coming, and then from all directions, a lot of miscellaneous "third-rate and nine-sect" bacteria ran to see the excitement, and the surrounding area was full of bacteria that did not think much of the excitement and were still blindly coaxing.
Seeing such a noisy and abnormal situation, he immediately realized that "something must have happened ahead", and this "police" patrol team specializing in public security naturally rushed forward without shirking its duty, and shouted at the same time: "Police, get out of the way, get out of the way, what do you want to do?" Gathering a crowd to make trouble is illegal. "From the crowd of onlookers, squeeze out a way.
"What, police, what's the police?" A very large bacterium was amazed and asked, "What is a policeman?" I've never had anything like that here. ”
"I don't know, do you?" The captain of the patrol team, "Cat Eyes" (the captain and deputy captains are both 'stop' bacteria), patiently explained, "From now on, we police will be responsible for maintaining social order, and whoever does not listen will be arrested and put in a black prison." Boy, do you understand? ”
"Hey! I said, why am I so unlucky today? The big guy didn't care, "It turns out that the guy who used to be nosy is shaking today." Cut, boy, you have the ability, you catch the uncle, give it a try? ”
"You kid belong to the 'don't mess with me' bacteria, right?" The deputy captain of the patrol team, "Duck Tongue", solemnly warned, "In the past, I can ignore you for bullying and doing evil, but from now on, if you dare to commit it again, let's settle the old account and the new account together." ”
"What do you mean, are you going to get serious this time?" The big guy still didn't quite believe it, and asked tentatively.
"Of course, we're doing what we say this time. No mercy! Captain "Cat Eyes" said categorically.
Suddenly, a voice came from the crowd of germs: "Uncle policeman, please call the shots for us small traders, they are a group of ruffians who confiscated our precious goods for no reason, and beat and kicked us." Now we have no living materials, and the whole family can't survive. Please come and rescue us, police officers. ”
"Good boy, bad habits are hard to change, and I'm breaking the law again!" Captain "Cat Eyes" couldn't help but be excited (today I can finally show my hand again, I have been suffocating to death for the past few days) said, "Okay now, I see what else you have to say." Big brothers, give it to me, arrest all the 'don't mess with me' bacteria here and put them in the black prison, I think they still dare to run rampant? ”
Seeing those big "don't mess with me" bacteria, they used membrane ropes made of tough and strong cell membranes to tie up these dozens of "bandits and bullies" one by one.
Unexpectedly, one of the "don't mess with me" bacteria was not convinced, and shouted: "Wronged! We are wronged. We can't blame it, it's these untouchables who stole our treasures, and this time we're just asking for our own stuff. Please, Uncle Policeman, call the shots for us kind and honest citizens! ”
"You guys are also kind and honest, it really makes everyone laugh off their big teeth." The vice-captain "Duck Tongue" didn't believe it at all, "You say, what treasure did they steal from you?" ”
"Dandruff, that's human dandruff, it's very precious, it's a priceless treasure!" The "don't mess with me" who shouted wrongs said proudly.
At this time, Feifei, the human soul in the head of "Cat Eyes", completely woke up from a semi-dormant state, and he felt very surprised: Could it be that my dandruff when I was a human has become a treasure in the microcosm. It's so interesting, I'd love to hear what this guy has to say.
Thinking of this, "Cat Eyes" said with a straight face: "Then tell me, why is this human dandruff a treasure?" ”
"Say you're ignorant! You may not believe it," the guy shook his head and said with a heartbeat, "Human dandruff not only keeps us healthy and prolongs life, but also allows us to enhance our reproductive ability and make our babies healthier and more energetic." I don't believe it, I ate human dandruff today, and I can give birth to a lot of beautiful and healthy babies tomorrow night. ”
"It's really that amazing?!" "Cat Eyes" and "Duck Tongue" (all of Feifei's souls) were a little surprised.
"Of course, I can swear to the human immortals: there is no lie, otherwise there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." The aggrieved "don't mess with me" germ continued.
"Don't believe him, he's deceiving you." The little trader suddenly interjected, "These dandruff are not human dandruff at all, in fact, they are the dandruff of sparrows. Policeman, you think! Within a radius of hundreds or thousands of miles, there are no human beings at all, where is the human dandruff? This is the argument that these bandits and robbers are trying to rob us of the goods we have worked so hard to sell, and they deliberately frame us like this. Don't take his word for it! ”
"Good boy, in broad daylight, he spreads rumors in public, oppresses vendors, forcibly seizes property, and beats good people. If you have several crimes at the same time, what else can you say, you are ready to sit in prison! Brothers, take them all with me. "Cat Eyes" was very angry at this kind of thug who told lies without a red face and a heartbeat, and immediately waved his hand to his subordinates to escort these hateful fellows away immediately.
Although all of these guys were unconvinced, "Cat Eyes" simply ignored them, and asked the "Niu Laipi" to return the fake human dandruff that had been stolen by the "Don't mess with me" bacteria to the poor peddlers.
The chivalrous deeds of this "police" patrol team were applauded by the audience, and everyone applauded in unison.
Since then, the microbes who have always liked to do evil and scourge the village have had to restrain themselves and no longer dare to do bad things in broad daylight, and the microcosm here has ushered in a period of vigorous prosperity.