Chapter 1358 The process still has to be followed
An unfamiliar voice sounded in their ears, accompanied by a cool swish, swishing from the soles of their feet to the Heavenly Spirit Cover, and the agents jumped to their feet, clenched their weapons and looked towards the source of the sound.
If memory serves, there should be no one on board.
In the shadows, Russell stepped out, with a nuclear smile on his face, and the shadow under his feet merged with the darkness, as if he appeared out of thin air across space.
"You ......"
"Introduce yourself, I'm from hell."
Russell interrupted directly, slapped the weapons in everyone's hands in order to prevent accidental injury, pointed to Coulson on the ground and said: "This gentleman is on the list, he is a key target, I have come to take his soul away to prevent him from escaping from prison again." ”
Coulson has not died once or twice, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a habitual offender, and the agents know it, and when they hear Russell say this, they immediately get into a hurry.
"I don't believe it, he should go to heaven!"
"That's right, Coulson is a good guy."
“……”
"Whether you're a good person or not, it's not up to you to decide."
Russell shook his head and said bluntly: "Forgive me for being ruthless, I can say it very responsibly, don't fantasize about the future, everyone here is destined to go to hell, and none of them are qualified to go to heaven." ”
With that, Russell waved them away, regardless of the agents' reaction, and walked over to Coulson's 'corpse'.
"Please wait a minute, he is not dead yet, and he can still be saved."
"How is it possible, dead to death."
Russell crouched down, took out a medical thermometer and inserted it into Coulson's mouth, pulled it out a second later, and broke it in front of the agents: "Look, the thermometer is 90 degrees, it's hopeless." ”
“……”xN
The agents' expressions stiffened, it turned out that hell's thermometer was used like this, this ...... It's not scientific at all!
"Ahem, ahem......"
Just when he was in the cold, Coulson suddenly cheated on the corpse, curled up and coughed violently.
"Tsk, that's troublesome, like a cockroach."
Russell pursed his lips, reached out from behind him, and aimed it at Coulson's head to forcibly take it away.
Boom!
With a muffled thud, the ship shook and the bullet grazed Coulson's head......
Missed.
Russell looked to the side with dissatisfaction, put away the pistol, and read the lines according to the script: "Life is really big, there is no way, I can only wait for a while." ”
Seeing Russell standing in the corner, merging with the shadows, and jumping in the spaceship, the agents helped Coulson back to the light, and determined that the vibration just now was affected by the battle between Daisy and King Wanli.
To be precise, Daisy was beaten in disgrace, and a shockwave failed to hit King Wanli, but hit the spaceship that landed on the ground.
The situation was dire, and Coulson, who had just come back to life, immediately went to work and commanded the agents...... Think of a way, although there is little hope, but with the heavy responsibility of saving the earth, we must not give up until the last moment.
"It's nice to call the Avengers, anyway, Chicago is not far from New York, and from the map, it's just a little distance."
Seeing that a group of people were sweating profusely, Russell couldn't help but interject, and by the way, he raised his hand to compare the distance between his fingertips.
“……”xN
The agents looked into the shadows and saw that Russell was still in the shadows, and swallowed hard, except for Coulson, who pursed his lips and took a few steps forward.
"Don't talk, I know what you're trying to say, but that's impossible......"
Without waiting for Coulson to speak, Russell spoke directly: "The soul is the currency of hell, fear is the food of the devil, war, death, killing, etc. are more and more good for me, and I have no obligation or reason to stop the guys outside." ”
"I know I didn't expect the devil to save the world."
Coulson smiled honestly, modest but confident: "But I've heard that the devil likes to make deals with people, and I don't know if I'm qualified to do so." ”
"Interesting, dare to take the initiative to make a deal with me!"
Russell touched his chin, looked Coulson up and down, and then said slowly: "Originally, it didn't work, after all, your time is short, there is no point in trading with you, I just need to wait for a moment, your soul is mine." ”
"But what?"
Coulson's eyes flashed, and he was glad that there was a turning point in Russell's words.
"But I'm in a good mood today, I can make a deal with you, a trade with your soul as a bargaining chip......"
Russell stepped out of the darkness, and the black glint in his eyes flashed: "Think about it, you don't even know who I am, once the contract is signed, your soul will be enslaved by me forever, and it will be too late to regret it." ”
"I won't regret it, where is the contract, I'm going to trade it for the power to defeat Talbot."
Coulson hurriedly spoke up, a few days of good life in exchange for a chance to save the earth, this business is not a loss, he is afraid that Russell will regret it.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Russell pulled out a stack of A4 paper printed contracts from behind his buttocks, and fell in front of Coulson in a thick stack, more than one and a half meters high, which made his legs weak.
"This contract is good...... It's so thick. ”
Even though the situation was critical, in the face of the exaggerated contract, Coulson still spit out a groat with black lines on his face.
"It's okay, this is just a contract catalog, the original is longer, if you want to see it, I can ......"
"No need, just tell me, where to sign?"
Coulson was sweating profusely when he heard this, and he knew that there was a problem with this contract, but he still jumped into the pit decisively.
The catalog is one and a half meters, and the original starts at least ten meters, so I really sit down and look at them one by one, Daisy has been killed a hundred times, how can he have this spare time.
Russell took out a pen and handed it over: "On the first page, the second line, I don't see the 'victim' column, just sign it." ”
Coulson: "......"
This is too direct, can't it be tactful, such as Party B or something.
The agents tried their best to look at each other, but Coulson just didn't see it, and signed his name, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Syllable!
Russell snapped his fingers with a smile, and after the contract disappeared out of thin air, he said with a pleasant face: "The contract is established, your soul belongs to me, now, tell me what kind of power you want?" ”
"As long as you can defeat Talbot, you'll do it!"
Coulson hurriedly said that he didn't pick it.
"Don't worry, I looked at the future, there are still 40 seconds of countdown before the shockwave girl was killed, and there is plenty of time."
Russell was not in a hurry, waved his hand in front of him to open the light curtain projection, pointed to the three items and said one by one: "The first is the power of the crippled phoenix, the holder can barely burst the parallel universe; The second Infinity Gauntlet, which comes with six Infinity Stones, note that this is an enhanced version of the multiverse, and the holder can kill the five gods of the universe in seconds; The third is the heart of the universe, which can control the all-powerful universe, and the court of life will have to kneel when it comes......"
"Oh, you don't know the Court of Life? That's it...... Anyway, all the known and unknown managers, a very powerful guy, can't catch a thought on my mind. ”
Coulson's eyelids jumped wildly, a question jumped to his heart, he swallowed hard, and asked the doubt.
"You, you're ...... Who? ”
"My words, when I took office some time ago, I had a loudspeaker in the multiverse, you should have heard it......"
Russell looked directly at Coulson, and the blood line at the corner of his mouth hooked: "Satan, don't think nonsense, the Satan in the literal sense." ”
"Goo-toot!" xN
The agents swallowed collectively, Coulson's face turned pale, and at this moment, he regretted it a little.
"Time is running out, don't be stupid, if you don't go, your daughter will be gone."
Russell raised his hand and slapped the crippled phoenix power into Coulson's body, and then threw it out of the ship with a little violence, and half of the ship's hull was gone.
"Guys, is there anyone else who wants to sign a contract? Write a name and become a cosmic-level god in an instant! ”
Russell: ?? (????????)
Agents: ┐( )( )ノ
The agents looked left and right, shedding weak and helpless tears, the real Great Demon King was close at hand, and the Wanli King outside was not terrible at all.
Coulson didn't let the agents wait long, and as soon as tears burst out of his eyes, he walked back with Daisy on his face...... Shocked, a straight punch, before he could exert his strength, King Wanli died.
To be precise, as soon as he raised his hand, before he could continue to fight, King Wanli was like a deflated ball, and he died in one fell swoop.
It's too fake, this kind of actor doesn't talk about chicken legs, there are no chicken feathers.
"That's right, that's what you think, he died when he was in outer space, and he was able to move because I was controlling his corpse."
Russell kindly explained, full of malice: "Let him add a scene so that you can sign the contract willingly, after all, it is the devil, you can't break the rules, you still have to go through the process." ”
"Why?"
Coulson asked in a trembling voice, the power in his body made him feel that he could do anything, Thanos was a younger brother in person, but reason told him that all resistance was futile.
"The reason is that you led the reorganized S.H.I.E.L.D. to eliminate Hydra before!"
"What's the reason for this, a hydra just ......"
"Oh, didn't I say that?"
Russell grinned: "In addition to Satan, I am also the leader of the Hydra, you kill all the Hydra in this parallel universe, I am very shameless!" ”
“……”xN
"Be familiar with the power of the phoenix in your body, you don't need to worry about lifespan, I don't nod, it's hard for you to die."
Russell turned to melt into the darkness and smiled deeply: "Next time, I will send my army of Hydra to carry out a dimensional invasion, and the leader is Captain Steve Rogers, a bloody, inhuman executioner who has slaughtered hundreds of Earths, and you will like him." ”
“……”xN
After the scourge of honest people, Russell decided to deal with it in the same way as Bruce, that is, leave it for a while, wait until the hairline is more touching, and then let Steve, who knows nothing, lead the team.
I'm looking forward to it!
Don't blow it, don't blow it, there is one thing to say, in terms of pit hands, Russell thinks he has no opponent.
"Where do you go next?"
Russell muttered to himself, thinking of a certain white-bearded Maia, and his eyes lit up.