Chapter 69: Stupid Fish! Colored fish!
Catch fish? Mere trifle!
Although catching fish and hunting are two different things, some of the truths are the same, Xiao Qinghe can catch pheasants and hares, and catching fish is naturally not a problem.
She looked at Jin An playfully and said, "Are you sure you want me to catch fish?" If I do catch a fish, then you won't have anything to say. ”
Jin An snorted and said, "As long as you can really catch a fish, then I will be completely convinced, and if you have nothing to say, you have nothing to say." ”
"Okay, then I'll catch you."
Xiao Qinghe walked towards the shallow water as he spoke, Jin Ping saw it, and hurriedly said: "Jin An, you kid, why do you want to make trouble with the lotus?" Lotus, don't listen to that kid, you just go to catch crabs with Xu Xiaoyun. ”
Xiao Qinghe said: "Brother Jin Ping, don't worry, the water here is quite shallow, I will be fine." ”
Jin Ping glared at his younger brother, this stinky boy, he knew to make trouble for him! If something happened to Xiao Qinghe and Xu Xiaoyun for a while, how would he explain it to their family?
He couldn't rest assured, so he had to walk to Xiao Qinghe's side and look at her, lest she fall.
Xu Xiaoyun also followed and encouraged Xiao Qinghe: "Lotus, you catch a big fish and let Brother Jin An take a look." ”
Xiao Qinghe snapped his fingers and said, "Look at me!" ”
She lowered her head, and her psionic magic worked, revealing the situation in the surrounding water.
Although the water is shallow in this section, there are a lot of plankton in the water, and there are a lot of big fish and small fish, and Xiao Qinghe, who swims over, is unmoved, she wants to catch a big fish, and she happens to make fish at night to eat.
It's been more than half a year since she came to the 80s, and she hasn't eaten fish once.
Crucian carp soup, boiled fish, sauerkraut fish, spicy fish, spicy fish, braised fish, fish in sour soup, grilled fish, steamed fish...... There are so many ways to make fish, and each one is so delicious.
When he was greedy, a bearded catfish swam over, and his size happened to be very similar to the catfish that Jin An had caught and escaped before.
Xiao Qinghe was happy in his heart, and decided that it was it! When she catches this catfish, let's see what else Jin An has to say.
She held her breath and waited for the silver carp to swim over slowly, under the effect of the spiritual eye technique, the vitality fluctuations of the silver carp's body fell into Xiao Qinghe's eyes, and Xiao Qinghe was completely able to predict its next move.
When the silver carp swam in front of Xiao Qinghe, she quickly pounced down, wrapped her hands around her, and then lifted it up, and her right hand just touched the cheeks of the silver carp.
Every animal has its weaknesses.
For example, a cat, as long as you pinch the back of its neck, it will be obedient.
For example, if a snake hits it seven inches, it will surely die.
And the weakness of the fish is in its two gills, as long as you pick its two gills, no matter how big the fish is, it will no longer have the strength to toss, and it is not afraid of being broken free by them.
Picking at the catfish's gills, Xiao Qinghe lifted the fish out of the water, and the fish's tail swayed from side to side, trying to break free, but Xiao Qinghe still firmly picked its cheeks, so that all its struggles were in vain.
Xiao Qinghe carried this silver carp more than a foot long, tilted his head, and looked at Jin An with a chuckle, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were proud.
Jin An muttered, "This stinky fish! When I caught it just now, it resisted desperately, and now the little lotus catches it, and it doesn't move. Hum! I must have been bewitched by the beauty of the little lotus! The ancients had a cloud: sink the fish and fall the goose, and you will not deceive me. ”
Xiao Qinghe couldn't laugh when he heard it: "Although you are praising me by saying this, why do I listen so badly?" Is it so hard to admit that you're not as good as me? ”
Jin An was surprised: "Little lotus, do you still know what it means to sink fish and fall geese?" ”
"How rare! How else can I know such a simple idiom? Xiao Qinghe rolled his eyes.
Xu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "Lotus, what fish and what goose?" What does this mean? ”
Jin An pointed at Xu Xiaoyun and said, "Na, you see that this is normal!" You, a child who hasn't started preschool yet, can actually understand what it means to sink into a fish and a goose? You're not normal! ”
Xiao Qinghe pursed his lips and chuckled: "That's because I'm talented and intelligent, and I was born to know it." ”
Jin An naturally didn't believe this, he just thought she was smart, and he wrote it down after listening to what others said.
"Lotus!" Xu Xiaoyun saw that Xiao Qinghe ignored her, and shouted again.
Xiao Qinghe said to her: "The sinking fish and the wild goose mean that there is a person who is very good-looking, so the fish in the water saw it and forgot to swim, so it sank to the bottom of the water, and the wild goose flying in the sky saw it and forgot to wave its wings, so it fell." ”
Xu Xiaoyun suddenly said: "It turns out that this is what the sinking fish and geese mean!" She looked at Xiao Qinghe's face, nodded her head and said, "Lotus is the most beautiful person I have ever seen, no wonder the fish will sink and the geese will fall." ”
She hurriedly urged: "Then lotus, you catch a few more fish, they will definitely not resist when they see you so beautiful, just like the stupid fish in your hand." ”
Jin An laughed out loud when he heard the "poof": "Xu Xiaoyun, you are right, the one in the hand of the little lotus is a stupid fish, it seems that I can't catch fish or crabs, it's really a crime of non-war, the fault is in the little lotus, who made her look so good." ”
Xu Xiaoyun felt that what Jin An said was right, and nodded solemnly.
Xiao Qinghe shook her head helplessly, when she met a cheeky person like Jin An, she had nothing to say, but if she caught a few more fish, this one could be there.
Although her mother did not let her come to the river to play, if she could catch a lot of fish today, maybe next time she could persuade her mother to take her to the river to catch fish, and her mother would follow her, she would definitely be relieved.
She handed the silver carp in her hand to Jin An and said, "Brother Xiao An, you put the fish in a bucket and raise it, don't die and it won't taste good." ”
"Deler, you're the boss, listen to you."
Jin An followed Xiao Qinghe's example, pulled his hand under the cheeks of the silver carp, and sent it to the bucket.
On the way, he also took revenge for himself, slapped the silver carp on the tail a few times, and muttered in a low voice: "I told you not to let me catch it, and now I have been caught by the little lotus, and I am embarrassed, you stupid fish!" Colored fish! ”
Xiao Qinghe, who was deaf and clear-sighted, heard his muttering and couldn't help but smile again.
She felt that Jin An's little kid was really cola, and she laughed more times a day today than she did in a year.
"Lotus! Look there! There are so many fish! ”。
Xiao Qinghe looked at Xu Xiaoyun's fingers, and sure enough, he saw a group of crucian carp slowly swimming towards this side not far away.